Jail Sucks, I just got out

PerfectionsFlawPerfectionsFlaw Join Date: 2003-02-14 Member: 13555Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Any jail stories?</div>Okay, so... I was arrested for aggravated assault, armed robbery, arson, kidnapping and terroristic threats. I just bonded out on the 12th for ten thousand dollars after spending a month and a half behind steel and concrete.

OMFG I felt like painting my face blue and screaming "Freedom!!!!!" I didn't get around to the face painting, but as soon as I walked out of the jail I did get to scream.

Pierce County Jail is ###### terrible man... They just throw you back there and forget about your ass. The whole time I was there I was unable to call a lawyer or even my family until they prepaid this program called Paytell so I could collect call home.

I wasn't given anything to shave with until four weeks after being arrested. They don't offer to even cut your hair so we had to make a prison comb, which is basically two razor blades and a hair comb, to trim your hair.

The mattresses felt like bricks, the only drink you got was kool-aid unless you bought something off of commissary and on saturday you got milk with your breakfast tray.

I was jumped by two black boys, I say boys and not men because they were younger than me, over something retarded. Well... they thought I wouldn't fight back if they pushed me and I swung at one to prove that I would stand up for myself.

The jailers are ###### and won't attempt to stop a fight or intervene in any fashion unless they are attacked. Every request form I filled out was ignored, except for the medical form I filled out to ask for psychiatric help because I was depressed.

I found out why people are racist in south-east Georgia and that 9-10 white men won't lend a hand to help another cracker in need.

I found out that the Sheriff himself deserved to be in jail, more than I did, because of his illegal activities.

I also found out how you realize who your real friends are while you're locked up.

Anyways... I kept a journal that I'll probably copy down and post somewhere someday.

Anyone got any stories?
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  • Konohas Perverted HermitKonohas Perverted Hermit Join Date: 2008-09-26 Member: 65075Members
    Crime, doesn't pay.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1702653:date=Mar 14 2009, 07:08 AM:name=PerfectionsFlaw)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PerfectionsFlaw @ Mar 14 2009, 07:08 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702653"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Okay, so... I was arrested for aggravated assault, armed robbery, arson, kidnapping and terroristic threats.
    [...]
    Anyone got any stories?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sounds like you have one.
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    They let you have razor blades? o_O
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Deleted a few posts. Let's keep this on the level.

    I've spent a lot of time in Australian jails. I install security systems in them for a living. I'd love to hear about the technology (if any) in overseas jails, and how they're run.

    --Scythe--
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Um, I spent a week in a psychiatric hospital, then was arrested and jailed for a night, until I bailed out for $5000.

    I'd rather not say what my charges are, but I'd rather have yours to be honest.
  • sherpasherpa stopcommandermode Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58338Members
    I gotta say- unless you're innocent- I don't have a lot of sympathy when you say jail was tough. It's how it should be; in the UK the tabloid papers are constantly running stories about how the jails have xboxes, digital TV, no cell curfews, people break <b>in to</b> the jails to sell gear/steal equipment etc...
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Your story doesnt make sense, kidnapping? armed robbery? And yet you are out again after 1 1/2 month.. What?
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1702734:date=Mar 15 2009, 10:08 AM:name=Epidemic)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Epidemic @ Mar 15 2009, 10:08 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702734"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Your story doesnt make sense, kidnapping? armed robbery? And yet you are out again after 1 1/2 month.. What?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed.

    Not to mention a month and a half without a haircut really isn't long at all.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1702734:date=Mar 15 2009, 10:08 AM:name=Epidemic)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Epidemic @ Mar 15 2009, 10:08 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702734"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Your story doesnt make sense, kidnapping? armed robbery? And yet you are out again after 1 1/2 month.. What?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    exactly why i keep my guns close <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Just to make sure I understand, you haven't stood trial yet right?
  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Members, Constellation
    Sounds interesting.

    I still don't understand how they let you have razor blades in the clink. I know when you get arrested in the UK you get your possessions -including your shoes and belt- confiscated so you can't do yourself or anyone else any damage.

    Also I don't really understand your sentence and your bail. They sound contradictory.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    it should be noted that bail == you have not stood trail yet.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    yeah I was wondering why everyone seemed to think he was out early.
  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Members, Constellation
    edited March 2009
    <!--quoteo(post=1702806:date=Mar 16 2009, 08:18 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gwahir @ Mar 16 2009, 08:18 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702806"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->yeah I was wondering why everyone seemed to think he was out early.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->I take bail to mean you're out of prison on the understanding you attend trial, sort of like probation. There are varying levels of security for people on bail, such as security tags, or just an agreement that they check in with someone every so many days.

    What I don't get is how anyone accused of "terroristic threats" would be given the opportunity to do a runner. The only way I can see this being justified is if the accusations in the first place were baseless.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Well, our original poster is conspicuously absent. All we have is pure speculation, really.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    Yes, if the rest of the story wasn't there I wouldn't bat an eye at the being out on bail after a month and a half.

    Something smells fishy. The story just doesn't match up and sounds a bit too fantastic*.
    * <!--sizeo:1--><span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->fantastic might not be the right word, but I can't think of the right one... spectacular/alarmist/extreme/lookitme<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    Smile, you're on a college psyche class experiment?
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1702832:date=Mar 16 2009, 10:09 PM:name=Crispy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Crispy @ Mar 16 2009, 10:09 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702832"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I take bail to mean you're out of prison on the understanding you attend trial, sort of like probation. There are varying levels of security for people on bail, such as security tags, or just an agreement that they check in with someone every so many days.

    What I don't get is how anyone accused of "terroristic threats" would be given the opportunity to do a runner. The only way I can see this being justified is if the accusations in the first place were baseless.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Terroristic Threats has nothing to do with Terrorism (in the way we think about it). Most famous example (that I can think of) is a webcomic author (Matt Boyd from Three Panel Soul) was fired for talking about a hobby at work (buying a gun for target shooting), and was then visited by the authorities after he made a few webcomics about it (that being the 'terroristic threat' part, as he talked about it). The conclusion (IIRC), was that the agents (iirc FBI) basically went "umm, ok, this was dumb, no reason for us to be out here", and I think one of them found the comics entertaining.

    <a href="http://definitions.uslegal.com/t/terroristic-threat/" target="_blank">Good Defenition</a>
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->A terroristic threat is a crime generally involving a threat to commit violence communicated with the intent to terrorize another, to cause evacuation of a building, or to cause serious public inconvenience, in reckless disregard of the risk of causing such terror or inconvenience. It may mean an offense against property or involving danger to another person that may include but is not limited to recklessly endangering another person, harassment, stalking, ethnic intimidation, and criminal mischief.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-04-20" target="_blank">How</a> <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-04-24" target="_blank">it</a> <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-04-30" target="_blank">happened.</a>
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    edited March 2009
    <!--quoteo(post=1702852:date=Mar 17 2009, 07:42 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Mar 17 2009, 07:42 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702852"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-04-20" target="_blank">How</a> <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-04-24" target="_blank">it</a> <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-04-30" target="_blank">happened.</a><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I liked Machall a lot better. Ian/Matt seem to be very hit or miss with the humor. Sometimes its hilarious and sometimes I'm just like "ok...", but with Machall at least the art was always something good to look at. Three panel soul a lot of the time is lacking there too.

    Those three comics were definitely funny though. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />

    Is there a news posting somewhere that talks about the FBI goons visiting him?
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    No, but <a href="http://www.threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2008-10-29" target="_blank">some other goon</a> visited him. It's true, these guys really show up. It's ###### creepy.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1702859:date=Mar 17 2009, 10:23 AM:name=Psyke)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Psyke @ Mar 17 2009, 10:23 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I liked Machall a lot better. Ian/Matt seem to be very hit or miss with the humor. Sometimes its hilarious and sometimes I'm just like "ok...", but with Machall at least the art was always something good to look at. Three panel soul a lot of the time is lacking there too.

    Those three comics were definitely funny though. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />

    Is there a news posting somewhere that talks about the FBI goons visiting him?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    There is, but I couldn't find it and thus didn't link anything.


    post googleing:
    <a href="http://www.fleen.com/archives/2007/05/04/interview-with-the-vampire-terror-suspect/" target="_blank">Interview with info</a>

    Wasn't FBI, was State detectives.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Man. Big Brother really is watching you. Creating that stupid reality TV show to discredit the phrase was a stroke of genius.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1702865:date=Mar 17 2009, 10:55 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Mar 17 2009, 10:55 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702865"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Creating that stupid reality TV show to discredit the phrase was a stroke of genius.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What show?
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Among other things, the first and second result on Google for "Big Brother" and "Big Brother TV Show" and "Big Brother TV" and "Big Brother Show" and so on.
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    So are we going to get a description of the stupid things you/other people did to land you where you are or is this all an elaborate ruse to distract me while you take the candy from my candy jar?
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1702974:date=Mar 18 2009, 03:00 PM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ Mar 18 2009, 03:00 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702974"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->So are we going to get a description of the stupid things you/other people did to land you where you are or is this all an elaborate ruse to distract me while you take the candy from my candy jar?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It seems strange. I'd say the goons picked him up again and that's why he can't post any responses, but he was on yesterday according to his profile. Just hasn't posted anything since the original post in this thread.
  • spellman23spellman23 NS1 Theorycraft Expert Join Date: 2007-05-17 Member: 60920Members
    you have a candy jar? I thought that was full of drugs.
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1702990:date=Mar 18 2009, 08:23 PM:name=spellman23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(spellman23 @ Mar 18 2009, 08:23 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1702990"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->you have a candy jar? I thought that was full of drugs.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually do have a candy jar. It has a picture of Cookie Monster on it. It's also filled with Hersey Kisses right now.
  • PerfectionsFlawPerfectionsFlaw Join Date: 2003-02-14 Member: 13555Members
    Well, to elaborate on what happened, the charges were all dropped except for arson and my bail was $5,000 and since it was a property bond it went up to $10,000. The guy who filed the charges eventually dropped them because he believed them to be ridiculous, at least some of them. The guy who filed a complaint about arson is still up in the air, but hopefully once he finds out what happened and why he may drop them as well.

    To clarify for those not in the know, I was in jail not prison. Jail is where you wait to stand trial and if found convicted you them later go to a detention center or prison depending on the crime and the amount of time sentenced.

    Yes, we got razors like three times while I was in there, but you had to turn them in after one hour and were not allowed to keep one.

    Back on topic, jail sucks- share!
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