Montauk Monster

Drfuzzy

<div class="IPBDescription">Beast from hell (aka long island)</div><a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/the_monster_of_montauk.html" target="_blank">http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/the_m...of_montauk.html</a>

Looks really cool/creepy, it looks like a racoon that got its face eaten off. What makes it even weirder is it got carted off by some weird people, and not the animal control.

<a href="http://gawker.com/5031872/scientist-plea-from-montauk-monster-finders" target="_blank">oh cool, now scientists are saying it cant be a racoon</a>, this is cool <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

Abra

This here be some serious cropcirclery!

lolfighter

Wait, Long Island? That place with the tea?

Gwahir

picture looks like a shaved dog with the snout skin removed then ground down to look like a beak.

TychoCelchuuu

<!--quoteo(post=1685028:date=Aug 1 2008, 05:20 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Aug 1 2008, 05:20 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1685028"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Wait, Long Island? That place with the tea?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Uh, yeah. But that's not exactly Long Island in a nutshell. It's just a drink invented there.

lolfighter

My goodness! Tea was invented on Long Island?!

Drfuzzy

Hell beasts often crave the tea of long island, its so obvious now!

Gwahir

what else are they going to drink while lying on the beach.

DiscoZombie

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Hopefully not a Sex on the Beach, because that would be just wrong.

[WHO]Them

Shenanigans.

X_Stickman

<!--quoteo(post=1685023:date=Aug 1 2008, 10:10 AM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ Aug 1 2008, 10:10 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1685023"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->This here be some serious cropcirclery!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

You mean it's an obvious hoax?

Fraxinus

skulk irl?

X_Stickman

<a href="http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/08/the_montauk_monster.php" target="_blank">Guy claiming it is, in fact, just a rotting raccoon</a>

lolfighter

Looks convincing enough. But that's probably only because <i>that's what de gub'nment wants us to believe!</i>