What do you do with your junk mail?

DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Send them a heavy cinder block ofcourse!</div><a href="http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/" target="_blank">http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/</a>

Dunno if this would work in other countries (lol, uk)
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Another option is to ignore the junk mail. This is what I do.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    This is more entertaining.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I'm doing this. I've got a pile of cinder blocks in my yard that are just sitting there, going to waste.
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  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Letter boxes in uk are too small and I doubt it would work so well.. send some bricks from me <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Cute gimmick, and I'm definitely in favor of it, being employed as a mailhandler at the 3<u>rd</u> largest bulk mail center in the US. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />

    It will have no effect though, on the amount of letter trays we process daily (direct marketing, or bulk mailing).
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  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    <img src="http://recycle.oregonstate.edu/recycleguide/BinPhotos/Deskside%20Bin%202%20Cropped.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

    I actually replied once, protip: Don't -.-;
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    I call them because sometimes I get so bored and lonely that I just want a conversation, even if it's with the customer relations rep of a spam mail company.

    Then they put my number on the "call this guy to offer him useless junk" lists, but I don't mind because that means people call me and I can feel popular.





    I'm a very lonely man.
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    First I wanted to call you stupid for mailing back and thus verifying your adress. Then I realized, that this was about real mail and not email <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    Good ideas, I need to try it some time, to see if the german post also accepts this kind of mailing.
    My guess is not, because of some regulation where it states, that only stuff inside the the envelope will be shipped, but who knows.
    I got a few pieces of old underware, that have been lying in the rag-commode waiting for some action!
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1680237:date=Jun 5 2008, 01:37 AM:name=X_Stickman)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(X_Stickman @ Jun 5 2008, 01:37 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680237"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I call them because sometimes I get so bored and lonely that I just want a conversation, even if it's with the customer relations rep of a spam mail company.

    Then they put my number on the "call this guy to offer him useless junk" lists, but I don't mind because that means people call me and I can feel popular.
    I'm a very lonely man.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    that has got to be the most depressing post of all time
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  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1680237:date=Jun 5 2008, 04:37 AM:name=X_Stickman)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(X_Stickman @ Jun 5 2008, 04:37 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680237"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I call them because sometimes I get so bored and lonely that I just want a conversation, even if it's with the customer relations rep of a spam mail company.

    Then they put my number on the "call this guy to offer him useless junk" lists, but I don't mind because that means people call me and I can feel popular.
    I'm a very lonely man.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sounds like someone's been reading too much <a href="http://picturesforsadchildren.com/" target="_blank">picturesforsadchildren</a>.
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1680404:date=Jun 7 2008, 01:29 AM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ Jun 7 2008, 01:29 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680404"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Sounds like someone's been reading too much <a href="http://picturesforsadchildren.com/" target="_blank">picturesforsadchildren</a>.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I have never read this comic before, <a href="http://picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=61" target="_blank">but now I can't stop reading it.</a>
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