Harry potter list!
<div class="IPBDescription">What I musnt do @ Hogwarts.</div>found this on my guild forum, thought some were funny, my apologies if any break any rules etc, i didnt like, check through it too thouroughly.
1. I cannot tell first-years that the Chamber of Secrets has a swimming pool.
2. I am not allowed to auction off Harry Potter's autograph.
3. If my classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
4. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.
5. I am not to send Snape a huge basket of hair products.
6. I cannot use Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder to convince Trelawney that her Inner Eye went blind.
7. I cannot shoot my dog patronus at Filch's cat, Mrs. Norris.
8. I cannot create an army of Pygmy Puffs to battle house-elves
9. I cannot go fishing for the Giant Squid.
10. I cannot dare first-years to climb the Whomping Willow.
11. I will not let Seamus Finnigan steal my Lucky Charms
12. I won't substitute bludgers with House-elves
13. I won't placebets on the length of the new DADA Professer
14. I won't bring a Magic eight ball to divination class
15. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me house points.
16. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
17. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
18. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
19. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
20. Under no circumstances am I to attempt to create a Holy Hand Grenade.
21. Lucius Malfoy's cane is not a 'pimp cane' and I should stop asking if I can be his ho.
22. I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when I'm summoned to the headmaster's office.
23. Screaming "VOLDEMORT!" in crowded hallways is not in good taste.
24. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony."
25. I will not tell Muggle children that Voldemort will come down your chimney at Christmastime if you are bad.
26. I am not allowed to perform "Wingardium Leviosa" on boys' private parts.
27. Yelling "to infinity, and BEYOND!" is only funny the first time you ride a broom.
28. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0", is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
29. I will stop singing "Defying Gravity" every time I get on a broom.
30. I present Sirius a leash and ask him to go for a walk.
31. I will not give Sirius dog toys for christmas
32. I must not try to teach Sirius to sit, roll-over, etc.
33. I will not bribe the Fat Lady to shout "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at first-years who get the password wrong.
34. I will not refer to Snape as "The Half-Blood formally known as Prince".
35. I will not use Harry's invisibility cloak or polyjuice potion to sneak into the boy's dormitory.
36. I will not use the phrase "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" in reference to tattoos in the attempt to find out if Draco is a death eater (or werewolf).
37. I will not replace the Snitch with a gold-painted walnut.
38. "Inappropriate" use of an Engorgement Charm will result in detention.
39. I will not point ordinary sticks at first-years and shout "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
40. Painting the thestrals is not permitted.
41. Stealing nifflers will result in detention.
42. I will not put a "Hello, my name is Nymphadora!" sticker on Tonks's back.
43. Do not attempt to convince Voldemort to sing to the tune of Lollypop.
44. Dumbledore is not interested in naked time.
45. Do not investigate the source of the mysterious ticking noise.
46. Make sure Buckbeak is firmly tied down before you decide to kill the headmaster and make a run for it.
47. I am not permitted to keep saying to Hagrid, "Hagrid says what?"
48. Flitwick is not a toy.
49. I will not tip random portraits simply for a laugh.
50. I may not call Sir Cadogan "The Knight who says NI".
51. I may not try to convince Filch to sweep the Entrance Hall with Harry's Firebolt.
52. I will not sing the Doublemint song every time the Weasley twins or the Patil twins pass by.
53. Do not casts Levicorpus on a girl wearing a skirt
54. I may not steal Moody's magical eye in order to see through robes.
55. Nor may I use it to try and see through JK Rowling's office door.
56. If your dung bombs go missing, DO NOT accuse Dumbledore just 'cos of that one time.
57. It is not acceptable to bother Snape.
58. Or any other teacher for that matter.
59. I will not use the Room of Requirement for any *nudge nudge wink wink* X RATED activities.
60. I may not use the word wand in an inapropriate manner.
61. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
62. I will not change the password to Umbridge's office to "I am a slimy warty toad".
63. I will not tell first-years to try and steal Nearly Headless Nick's head.
64. I will not build a tree house in the Whomping Willow
65. I cannot where a hippogriff costume with no head in front of Hagrid
66. (If buckbeak was killed) If Hagrid loses something, I can not tell him that he would 'lose his head' if it wasn't attached to his shoulders.
67. I will not tell first-years that the Holy Grail is inside the Shrieking Shack.
68. I cannot petrify Professor Flitwick to use as garden decoration.
69. I am not allowed to switch the labels of "bezoar" and "vomiting capseals".
70. I am not allowed to turn Padfoot into a Tea Cozy.
71. Neither am I allowed to DRESS Padfoot in a tea cosy.
72. I am not to seek out Harry Potter and shout that I know his fate. At least not more than once.
73. I will not agree with Trelawney every time she predicts Harry Potter's death.
74. I will not glue down tea leaves at the bottom of Ron's cup so they read "Die, Ron, die".
75. I will not use a Permanent Sticking Charm attempting to stick First-Years to the walls.
76. Nor will I use the Permanent Sticking Charm while 'permanently sticking' my Invisibilty Cloak to First Years.
77. I will not convince muggle born first years who don't know any better to cast AVADA KEDAVRA on Snape
78. I will not play "Throw the book at Myrtle"
79. Nor will i devise a way of scoring for "Throw the book at Myrtle" eg. 50 points for the head, 10 point for the stomach etc
80. I must not hold a meeting for First Years in which they can be inducted into the Headless Hunt group.
81. No, First Years are not allowed to be using a unforgiveable curse dummies
82. I will not tout tickets for the Hogwarts Express
83. I will not run around Umbridge on all fours making Centuar noises.
84. Under no circumstances am I allowed to switch Snape's and Umbridge's wardrobes.
85. Never poison first years just to see if your Antidote really works!
86. I am not permitted to STREAK across the Quidditch field on foot or on broom.
87. I must not let nifflers into Gringotts.
88. I am not allowed to decorate the Slytherin Common Room with my house colors.
89. Killing Ginny Weasly and having Tonks take her place will lead to expulsion (even though it would so totally be worth it).
90. I cannot have Padfoot as my school pet.
91. I am not allowed to use the Cruciatus Curse on Professor Snape!
92. Though they might be quicker, I will not use guns against Death Eaters.
93. I will practice absolute restraint against using the Bat-Bogey Hex on whoever thought of #89.
94. I will not redraw Malfoy's family tree to make it look as though he is related to Hermione.
95. I will not tell Harry that his Firebolt is a Horcrux.
96. I will not offer to pose naked for Colin Creevey or Dean Thomas.
97. I will not hide Harry Potter's glasses.
98. I am not allowed to yell "Quidditch is cancelled!" in an attempt to make the first-years cry.
99. Replacing Madam Pomfrey's remedies with ingredients from Skiving Snackboxes is not acceptable.
100. Sorry Professor, I must not tell lies.
101. Nor will I frame #93 guy for stealing Dumbledore's lemon drops.
102. I cannot tell the First Years about the 'lonely, cute little dog' in the Third Floor Corridor.
103. I will not be annoyed at #101 for mistaking my gender.
104. I am not to ask Hermione if she has birds hiding in her hair.
105. I will not call Ron 'Won-won.'
106. I will not AVADA KEDAVRA #89, #93, #101, nor #103 for fear of expulsion.
107. I will not possess Ginny and force her to write spoilers in blood on the walls.
108. I will not try to freak out Professor McGonagall by claiming I saw a Muggle wandering the halls, looking confused.
109. It is not funny to introduce my classmates to Instant Messanger.
110. I will not hide Trelawney's sherry bottles from her..and ask her to find them with her inner eye.
111. I am not permitted to murder the headmaster under any circumstances whatsoever.
112. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" is not.
113. I am allowed to have a cat, a rat, or a toad. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
114. I will stop calling Ravenclaw "Team Mensa".
115. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
116. I should not refer to DADA teachers as "canaries in the coal mines".
117. I will not put books of Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
118. I will not call the Ghostbusters as a prank on the resident ghosts.
119. If asked in class what Avada Kedavra does, shouting "It does DEATH!" is correct but not the manner in which one should respond.
120. I will not charm Hermione's Time-Turner to rotate every half hour.
121. I will not use Silencing charms on my professors.
122. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I am to assume I am not allowed to do it.
123. "OMGWTF" is not a spell.
124. I will not teach the house-elves to imitate Jar Jar Binks.
125. I will not yell "Believe it...or not!" after Dumbledore's speeches.
126. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class is not extra credit.
127. "Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse" is not an appropriate Quidditch chant.
128. I am not allowed to declare Hug a Slytherin Day.
129. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
130. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club
131. It is not necessary to yell "BURN!" every time Snape deducts House points from Gryffindor.
132. Wearing my "Death Eater and PROUD of it!" t-shirt is not appropriate.
133. I will not hide Neville's frog.
134. I am not permitted to tell any First Years to "follow the spiders."
I will not say "Quidditch is canceled!", so Oliver Wood won't cry.
135. I will not take all of Dumbledore's ear wax every flavored beans.
136. Snape will not teach you how to score hot babes.
137. I will not call Snape "Snape"; I will call him "Professor Snape"
138. I will not dress up like a death eater for Halloween.
139. I will not have wizarding angst.
140. I will not refer to Proffesor Flitwick as a midget.
141. I will not sing the "Mysterious Ticking Noise" song in the corridors.
142. I will not tell Ron that he gets a freckle every time he pretends he's not in love with Hermione.
143. Nor will I tell him that he gets a freckle every time Harry does something better than him.
144. Nor will I tell him that he gets a freckle every time he screws up a spell.
145. I will stop inviting my Uncle Tom Riddle to visit me at school.
146. I will hiding Neville Remembrall (I hid it good after his first year... it hasn't been found yet).
147. I will stop trying to blot out the faces of muggle-lovers with a curse.
148. I will not sing, "I wanna be an airbourne ranger..." throughout Hogwarts halls... even if its true.
149. I will not squish Rita Skeeter when she is in bug form.
150. I will not convince Viktor Krum to tell people he wants to suck their blood.
151. I'm not permitted to sing "Boom Chicka Waow-waow" to Professor Snape, no matter how sexy I find him to be.
152. I will not use my Patronus to chase Mrs Norris...or Filch.
153. I will not get togethetr with my friends and dress up as Inferi
154. I will not ask filch if he has a sister called Magenta
155. I will not challenge Filch to a wizard's duel.
156. I will not cough *Squib* everytime I pass Filch.
157. I will not dress up as Dumbledore (after he has died.) and jump out in front of Harry Potter everytime i see him.
158. I will not make my own Marauder's Map that makes it seem as though there are twelve Filches.
159. I will not make the Snape-as-grandmother boggart do a runway strut down the Great Hall.
160. I am not permitted to walk around under my Invisibility Cloak while walking up to First Years with just my hand sticking out and saying in an eerie voice, "Need a hand?"
161. I am not permitted to sneak items from Honeyduke's under my Invisibility Cloak. This can also be applied to Zonko's, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, and the Hog's Head.
162. I will not refer to every Redheaded-boy as "Roonil Wazlib".
163. I will not kill the new DADA teacher for the sake of tradition.
164. I will not seduce Filch...though he may seduce me...
165. I cannot ask, "But sir, where does science come in to all this?" During Class.
166. Doodling Dark Marks is not appropriate use of class time.
167. I will not regurgitate Edible Dark Marks to freak out my peers.
168. I will not warn people about You-Know-Poo
169. I will not refer to You-Know-Who as Whats-his-face
170. I will not send my Family a Hogwarts Toiletseat.
171. I will not tell first years that Final Exams include finding a certain red stone, defeating a snake, executing time travel, resurecting baddies, breaking and entering, or going to a dark cave.
172. I will not trip people into the dirt and scream, "MUDBLOOOOOOD!"
173. I will not give cast Petrificus Totalus on Mrs. Norris and tell Filch that the Chamber of Secrets has reopened.
174. I am not allowed to make different Polyjuice Potions with Death Eater hairs to give to First Years.
175. Any girls found with "The Charming Bra" from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes will have their chest parts Reducto'd and their Charming Bras confiscated.
176. I am not permitted to say to Professor Lupin, "What's the matter, Werewolf got your tongue?"
177. I will not refer to taking baths as "giving Myrtle an eyeful".
178. I will not attempt to ride on the mer-people.
179. I will not use Parseltongue to open the Chamber of Secrets.
180. I will not open the COS and tell first years that it is a "really fun ride".
181. I will not walk around Hogwarts spoiling the end of Deathly Hallows for those who don't want to know it.
182. I will not wash my unmentionables in Dumbledore's pensive... Snapes, however...
183. I will not use the sword of Gryfindor to slice bread.
184. I will not kill anyone JUST to make a horcrux.
185. I will not put cat nip in McGonagall's bed... anymore.
186. I will stop following Mrs. Norris around just to see how she likes it.
187. I will not keep telling people that Gandolf could kick Dumbledore's ass any day of the week, except Tuesday... That's when he get's his nails done.
188. I will stop putting Ginny's jumper on the cat.
189. I will not put the green flashing light in Harry's room to see if it conjures a long buried memory of his parents death.
190. I will stop asking Fred and George if they're related.
191. I will not charm Fred and George's jumpers to switch letters without them knowing.
192. I will not tell Harry, Hermione and Ron to kill Voldemort with machine guns.
193. Harry, Ron and Hermione shall not participate in 'naked time' with dumbledore.
1. I cannot tell first-years that the Chamber of Secrets has a swimming pool.
2. I am not allowed to auction off Harry Potter's autograph.
3. If my classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
4. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.
5. I am not to send Snape a huge basket of hair products.
6. I cannot use Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder to convince Trelawney that her Inner Eye went blind.
7. I cannot shoot my dog patronus at Filch's cat, Mrs. Norris.
8. I cannot create an army of Pygmy Puffs to battle house-elves
9. I cannot go fishing for the Giant Squid.
10. I cannot dare first-years to climb the Whomping Willow.
11. I will not let Seamus Finnigan steal my Lucky Charms
12. I won't substitute bludgers with House-elves
13. I won't placebets on the length of the new DADA Professer
14. I won't bring a Magic eight ball to divination class
15. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me house points.
16. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
17. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
18. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
19. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
20. Under no circumstances am I to attempt to create a Holy Hand Grenade.
21. Lucius Malfoy's cane is not a 'pimp cane' and I should stop asking if I can be his ho.
22. I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when I'm summoned to the headmaster's office.
23. Screaming "VOLDEMORT!" in crowded hallways is not in good taste.
24. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony."
25. I will not tell Muggle children that Voldemort will come down your chimney at Christmastime if you are bad.
26. I am not allowed to perform "Wingardium Leviosa" on boys' private parts.
27. Yelling "to infinity, and BEYOND!" is only funny the first time you ride a broom.
28. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0", is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
29. I will stop singing "Defying Gravity" every time I get on a broom.
30. I present Sirius a leash and ask him to go for a walk.
31. I will not give Sirius dog toys for christmas
32. I must not try to teach Sirius to sit, roll-over, etc.
33. I will not bribe the Fat Lady to shout "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at first-years who get the password wrong.
34. I will not refer to Snape as "The Half-Blood formally known as Prince".
35. I will not use Harry's invisibility cloak or polyjuice potion to sneak into the boy's dormitory.
36. I will not use the phrase "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" in reference to tattoos in the attempt to find out if Draco is a death eater (or werewolf).
37. I will not replace the Snitch with a gold-painted walnut.
38. "Inappropriate" use of an Engorgement Charm will result in detention.
39. I will not point ordinary sticks at first-years and shout "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
40. Painting the thestrals is not permitted.
41. Stealing nifflers will result in detention.
42. I will not put a "Hello, my name is Nymphadora!" sticker on Tonks's back.
43. Do not attempt to convince Voldemort to sing to the tune of Lollypop.
44. Dumbledore is not interested in naked time.
45. Do not investigate the source of the mysterious ticking noise.
46. Make sure Buckbeak is firmly tied down before you decide to kill the headmaster and make a run for it.
47. I am not permitted to keep saying to Hagrid, "Hagrid says what?"
48. Flitwick is not a toy.
49. I will not tip random portraits simply for a laugh.
50. I may not call Sir Cadogan "The Knight who says NI".
51. I may not try to convince Filch to sweep the Entrance Hall with Harry's Firebolt.
52. I will not sing the Doublemint song every time the Weasley twins or the Patil twins pass by.
53. Do not casts Levicorpus on a girl wearing a skirt
54. I may not steal Moody's magical eye in order to see through robes.
55. Nor may I use it to try and see through JK Rowling's office door.
56. If your dung bombs go missing, DO NOT accuse Dumbledore just 'cos of that one time.
57. It is not acceptable to bother Snape.
58. Or any other teacher for that matter.
59. I will not use the Room of Requirement for any *nudge nudge wink wink* X RATED activities.
60. I may not use the word wand in an inapropriate manner.
61. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
62. I will not change the password to Umbridge's office to "I am a slimy warty toad".
63. I will not tell first-years to try and steal Nearly Headless Nick's head.
64. I will not build a tree house in the Whomping Willow
65. I cannot where a hippogriff costume with no head in front of Hagrid
66. (If buckbeak was killed) If Hagrid loses something, I can not tell him that he would 'lose his head' if it wasn't attached to his shoulders.
67. I will not tell first-years that the Holy Grail is inside the Shrieking Shack.
68. I cannot petrify Professor Flitwick to use as garden decoration.
69. I am not allowed to switch the labels of "bezoar" and "vomiting capseals".
70. I am not allowed to turn Padfoot into a Tea Cozy.
71. Neither am I allowed to DRESS Padfoot in a tea cosy.
72. I am not to seek out Harry Potter and shout that I know his fate. At least not more than once.
73. I will not agree with Trelawney every time she predicts Harry Potter's death.
74. I will not glue down tea leaves at the bottom of Ron's cup so they read "Die, Ron, die".
75. I will not use a Permanent Sticking Charm attempting to stick First-Years to the walls.
76. Nor will I use the Permanent Sticking Charm while 'permanently sticking' my Invisibilty Cloak to First Years.
77. I will not convince muggle born first years who don't know any better to cast AVADA KEDAVRA on Snape
78. I will not play "Throw the book at Myrtle"
79. Nor will i devise a way of scoring for "Throw the book at Myrtle" eg. 50 points for the head, 10 point for the stomach etc
80. I must not hold a meeting for First Years in which they can be inducted into the Headless Hunt group.
81. No, First Years are not allowed to be using a unforgiveable curse dummies
82. I will not tout tickets for the Hogwarts Express
83. I will not run around Umbridge on all fours making Centuar noises.
84. Under no circumstances am I allowed to switch Snape's and Umbridge's wardrobes.
85. Never poison first years just to see if your Antidote really works!
86. I am not permitted to STREAK across the Quidditch field on foot or on broom.
87. I must not let nifflers into Gringotts.
88. I am not allowed to decorate the Slytherin Common Room with my house colors.
89. Killing Ginny Weasly and having Tonks take her place will lead to expulsion (even though it would so totally be worth it).
90. I cannot have Padfoot as my school pet.
91. I am not allowed to use the Cruciatus Curse on Professor Snape!
92. Though they might be quicker, I will not use guns against Death Eaters.
93. I will practice absolute restraint against using the Bat-Bogey Hex on whoever thought of #89.
94. I will not redraw Malfoy's family tree to make it look as though he is related to Hermione.
95. I will not tell Harry that his Firebolt is a Horcrux.
96. I will not offer to pose naked for Colin Creevey or Dean Thomas.
97. I will not hide Harry Potter's glasses.
98. I am not allowed to yell "Quidditch is cancelled!" in an attempt to make the first-years cry.
99. Replacing Madam Pomfrey's remedies with ingredients from Skiving Snackboxes is not acceptable.
100. Sorry Professor, I must not tell lies.
101. Nor will I frame #93 guy for stealing Dumbledore's lemon drops.
102. I cannot tell the First Years about the 'lonely, cute little dog' in the Third Floor Corridor.
103. I will not be annoyed at #101 for mistaking my gender.
104. I am not to ask Hermione if she has birds hiding in her hair.
105. I will not call Ron 'Won-won.'
106. I will not AVADA KEDAVRA #89, #93, #101, nor #103 for fear of expulsion.
107. I will not possess Ginny and force her to write spoilers in blood on the walls.
108. I will not try to freak out Professor McGonagall by claiming I saw a Muggle wandering the halls, looking confused.
109. It is not funny to introduce my classmates to Instant Messanger.
110. I will not hide Trelawney's sherry bottles from her..and ask her to find them with her inner eye.
111. I am not permitted to murder the headmaster under any circumstances whatsoever.
112. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" is not.
113. I am allowed to have a cat, a rat, or a toad. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
114. I will stop calling Ravenclaw "Team Mensa".
115. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
116. I should not refer to DADA teachers as "canaries in the coal mines".
117. I will not put books of Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
118. I will not call the Ghostbusters as a prank on the resident ghosts.
119. If asked in class what Avada Kedavra does, shouting "It does DEATH!" is correct but not the manner in which one should respond.
120. I will not charm Hermione's Time-Turner to rotate every half hour.
121. I will not use Silencing charms on my professors.
122. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I am to assume I am not allowed to do it.
123. "OMGWTF" is not a spell.
124. I will not teach the house-elves to imitate Jar Jar Binks.
125. I will not yell "Believe it...or not!" after Dumbledore's speeches.
126. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class is not extra credit.
127. "Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse" is not an appropriate Quidditch chant.
128. I am not allowed to declare Hug a Slytherin Day.
129. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
130. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club
131. It is not necessary to yell "BURN!" every time Snape deducts House points from Gryffindor.
132. Wearing my "Death Eater and PROUD of it!" t-shirt is not appropriate.
133. I will not hide Neville's frog.
134. I am not permitted to tell any First Years to "follow the spiders."
I will not say "Quidditch is canceled!", so Oliver Wood won't cry.
135. I will not take all of Dumbledore's ear wax every flavored beans.
136. Snape will not teach you how to score hot babes.
137. I will not call Snape "Snape"; I will call him "Professor Snape"
138. I will not dress up like a death eater for Halloween.
139. I will not have wizarding angst.
140. I will not refer to Proffesor Flitwick as a midget.
141. I will not sing the "Mysterious Ticking Noise" song in the corridors.
142. I will not tell Ron that he gets a freckle every time he pretends he's not in love with Hermione.
143. Nor will I tell him that he gets a freckle every time Harry does something better than him.
144. Nor will I tell him that he gets a freckle every time he screws up a spell.
145. I will stop inviting my Uncle Tom Riddle to visit me at school.
146. I will hiding Neville Remembrall (I hid it good after his first year... it hasn't been found yet).
147. I will stop trying to blot out the faces of muggle-lovers with a curse.
148. I will not sing, "I wanna be an airbourne ranger..." throughout Hogwarts halls... even if its true.
149. I will not squish Rita Skeeter when she is in bug form.
150. I will not convince Viktor Krum to tell people he wants to suck their blood.
151. I'm not permitted to sing "Boom Chicka Waow-waow" to Professor Snape, no matter how sexy I find him to be.
152. I will not use my Patronus to chase Mrs Norris...or Filch.
153. I will not get togethetr with my friends and dress up as Inferi
154. I will not ask filch if he has a sister called Magenta
155. I will not challenge Filch to a wizard's duel.
156. I will not cough *Squib* everytime I pass Filch.
157. I will not dress up as Dumbledore (after he has died.) and jump out in front of Harry Potter everytime i see him.
158. I will not make my own Marauder's Map that makes it seem as though there are twelve Filches.
159. I will not make the Snape-as-grandmother boggart do a runway strut down the Great Hall.
160. I am not permitted to walk around under my Invisibility Cloak while walking up to First Years with just my hand sticking out and saying in an eerie voice, "Need a hand?"
161. I am not permitted to sneak items from Honeyduke's under my Invisibility Cloak. This can also be applied to Zonko's, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, and the Hog's Head.
162. I will not refer to every Redheaded-boy as "Roonil Wazlib".
163. I will not kill the new DADA teacher for the sake of tradition.
164. I will not seduce Filch...though he may seduce me...
165. I cannot ask, "But sir, where does science come in to all this?" During Class.
166. Doodling Dark Marks is not appropriate use of class time.
167. I will not regurgitate Edible Dark Marks to freak out my peers.
168. I will not warn people about You-Know-Poo
169. I will not refer to You-Know-Who as Whats-his-face
170. I will not send my Family a Hogwarts Toiletseat.
171. I will not tell first years that Final Exams include finding a certain red stone, defeating a snake, executing time travel, resurecting baddies, breaking and entering, or going to a dark cave.
172. I will not trip people into the dirt and scream, "MUDBLOOOOOOD!"
173. I will not give cast Petrificus Totalus on Mrs. Norris and tell Filch that the Chamber of Secrets has reopened.
174. I am not allowed to make different Polyjuice Potions with Death Eater hairs to give to First Years.
175. Any girls found with "The Charming Bra" from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes will have their chest parts Reducto'd and their Charming Bras confiscated.
176. I am not permitted to say to Professor Lupin, "What's the matter, Werewolf got your tongue?"
177. I will not refer to taking baths as "giving Myrtle an eyeful".
178. I will not attempt to ride on the mer-people.
179. I will not use Parseltongue to open the Chamber of Secrets.
180. I will not open the COS and tell first years that it is a "really fun ride".
181. I will not walk around Hogwarts spoiling the end of Deathly Hallows for those who don't want to know it.
182. I will not wash my unmentionables in Dumbledore's pensive... Snapes, however...
183. I will not use the sword of Gryfindor to slice bread.
184. I will not kill anyone JUST to make a horcrux.
185. I will not put cat nip in McGonagall's bed... anymore.
186. I will stop following Mrs. Norris around just to see how she likes it.
187. I will not keep telling people that Gandolf could kick Dumbledore's ass any day of the week, except Tuesday... That's when he get's his nails done.
188. I will stop putting Ginny's jumper on the cat.
189. I will not put the green flashing light in Harry's room to see if it conjures a long buried memory of his parents death.
190. I will stop asking Fred and George if they're related.
191. I will not charm Fred and George's jumpers to switch letters without them knowing.
192. I will not tell Harry, Hermione and Ron to kill Voldemort with machine guns.
193. Harry, Ron and Hermione shall not participate in 'naked time' with dumbledore.
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and a lot of good lines <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
22. I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when I'm summoned to the headmaster's office.
127. "Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse" is not an appropriate Quidditch chant.
(that one should be an appropriate chant)
118. I will not call the Ghostbusters as a prank on the resident ghosts.
116. I should not refer to DADA teachers as "canaries in the coal mines". <-- Probably my fave, so true.
On the whole good but some were referred to twice.
EDIT: Thought of my own one..
"No you may not ask Filch if he wants 'filching' session"
107. I will not possess Ginny and force her to write spoilers in blood on the walls. <-- best <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
181. I will not walk around Hogwarts spoiling the end of Deathly Hallows for those who don't want to know it. <-- self reference is amusing.