OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
<div class="IPBDescription">This game sounds HILARIOUS</div><img src="" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

Oshi! Ristar and Sonic and Panzer Dragoon (and someone else)! This must be an awesome game! What's it called???

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Yes, it's called Segagaga. And it is a Sega Simulation. And it is a real game.

And if you read through that link, you'll find it's also ****ing hilarious.

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Back in 2001, over in Japan, Sega released a niche Dreamcast game called Segagaga. It is dubbed a "Sega Simulation", which already sounds distinctly different from your typical video game. The concept behind the game isn't too far from reality - Sega is in DEEP trouble, having lost all but 3% of the world marketplace share to the insidious Dogma Corporation. In order to save the company, the president initiates the super secret plan Segagaga, wherein they pull some random kids off the street, put them in charge of the company, and hope they put the company back on the track to success. Naturally, you're one of those kids.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->"Those are gigantic doors." You remark. "Are they for keeping intruders out?"

"Nope." replies Alisa. "They're for keeping our staff members in."

She continues. "Game development is a very special job that requires a very special person. The high stress levels often drive our staff members to become...subhuman. They're violent and need to be caged. But we need them to make good games. This is the unfortunate truth of the game industry."<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Read it. Read it for the lulz. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />


  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    I read for the lulz and I posted for the lulz

    It was lulz
  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Members, Constellation
    wth?!!?!??? (link forwarded)
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    *pets Sega Saturn* :'(
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1637121:date=Jul 2 2007, 08:52 PM:name=Crono5)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Crono5 @ Jul 2 2007, 08:52 PM) [snapback]1637121[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    *pets Sega Saturn* :'(

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":0" border="0" alt="wow.gif" /> !

    Would...Would you happen to have Guardian Heroes?
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    No, sadly. There are a lot of super duper cool Sega games that I do not own. Because A) I was very young and also pretty stupid back when they were all retail, and B) all of the good ones cost money that I don't have, and am not smart enough to con out of helpless old people with lots of valuable things.

    I do have Panzer Dragoon, NiGHTS, Die Hard Arcade, a bunch of 2D fighters that I don't want to list but they're good ones, used to have Virtual On, Virtua Fighter, blah blah blah blah blah
    I do miss Sega <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
    Good times, good times...
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