About that Gorge-Teddy bear idea...

Sparki_the_DarkiSparki_the_Darki Join Date: 2005-05-11 Member: 51453Members
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When you squeeze it, make it do that fart sound like in Navy CIS, Abby's squeeze-meh Donkey thing <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

hahahaha
sick but funny.


$parkeh
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Your post simultaneously conveys a lack of understanding as to the way the Natural Selection forums function and an unhappy dearth of information that would assist us in even remotely fathoming the more intricate minutiae of what you have attempted to refer to.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
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    Use.Search.Function.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    farts are pretty funny guys lighten up

    $parkeh
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    haha that reminds me of this one time, when me and my friends, were playing basketball outside, and this old homeless guy came up to us, and we farted on him, and he got really mad and left, and we laughed, and then later we saw him in an alley but he was sleeping so we farted on him again, then we killed him and hid the body under a bridge

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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1604313:date=Feb 6 2007, 11:52 PM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Feb 6 2007, 11:52 PM) [snapback]1604313[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    haha that reminds me of this one time, when me and my friends, were playing basketball outside, and this old homeless guy came up to us, and we farted on him, and he got really mad and left, and we laughed, and then later we saw him in an alley but he was sleeping so we farted on him again, then we killed him and hid the body under a bridge

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    i bet he smelled pretty bad with all that fart over him

    $parky
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    I don't get it..
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited February 2007
    when i saw this thread my face was like this:

    <img src="http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/5498/1170807649456hz1.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
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  • Sparki_the_DarkiSparki_the_Darki Join Date: 2005-05-11 Member: 51453Members
    Hehe
    Okay bad idea
    ...
    Could might as well put any other sound that suits resembling to a gorge like chuckle, "defending you" sound or w/e.

    I thought it was appropiate to post on Offtopic because it just happens TO BE more likely off-fking-topic despite the word "gorge" referring to NS - :)

    The idea of a gorge-teddy has been around for a while so I thought I could skip a full thread of repeating what is already known - guess I was wrong there :)
    In that case, my appology about lack of introduction there.

    Now if I provoked ppl because the lack of posting wisely, ok, my mistake and sorry about that too :)
    But I think with loosecannons posing the greatest thing done EVER in their life without even responding a bit to what I was referring to, hmm :) albeit the lets-make-a-joke-about-farting.

    I assume nobody here really watch NCIS (It has not been proven anybody taking that in account or taking it even seriously) so I guess that is the reason they're taking the idea "too vulgar", too personal and trying to provoke some funny flamewar on the same lvl as the gorge-fart idea. They only read "fart -> lol lets flame
    him about farts, sieg fart-heil \o/ "

    Oh please ^_^
    Vnboard/ign flamers have more creativity.

    My snitch "sick but funny" remark referred to Abby's fluffy donkey. Ppl who took it wrong took the chance of posting crap, duh. If I had posted this in the ns general, I'm sure the same ppl would have posted there too so its a good thing trashcan threads are posted there where ppl can ###### on top of misfortuned threads like this one :)

    So all in all, I take the blame for misfortuned posts incoming, but thats about it :)

    I was aware that stuff like above would come, this is the offtopic area :D
    Offtopic will always have craptastic stuff flying around, thats a murphy's law about forums boards.

    So in that case, no need for posting in general.
    Now if a moderator really wants this in the thread as posted above, then I might as well post there, of course with a better start.

    And there are a lot of ppl who just sign threads manually in posts,
    they don't care if you like it or not either
    so either copycat or cry.me.a.river :)

    And no, this is not an attempt of proving cohones (sp).
    You may of course continue your jokes here, my fair frowning ladies ;)


    $parki
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    I don't think a farting gorge could possibly serve any purpose. The idea that a fluffy gorge would or should be making sounds is also kind of pointless...due to the very low chances of a plush gorge being created, coupled with the fact that any sort of sound-emitting device would increase the cost of creating such a toy substantially.

    Yes, I'm aware that that's one really long sentence.

    Plush gorges still make the most sense if you're going to go create NS toys; gorges, being naturally cute, would also provide a good gateway into such a promotion - it's the only alien that doesn't have sharp protruding death-causing body parts. Since farting is completely unrelated to anything NS (unless you count aspartane filled sodas as NS), so a farting gorge doesn't really serve a purpose. If you're going to have something, have it hock a big fluffy loogey when you squeeze it.


    Remember, NS is trying to be child friendly, despite being based on a multitude of R-rated movies and running on an M-rated game engine...so no farting; farting isn't family friendly <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" /> .





    Also, that's one of most uglifying photoshops I've ever seen.

    Furthermore (or, 'also, also"), your in-post sig is spelled wrong on at least one occasion.
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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    ... The gorge should chuckle instead. (Yes, I know. it has been suggested before)

    Chuckling is NS related and family friendly.
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  • Sparki_the_DarkiSparki_the_Darki Join Date: 2005-05-11 Member: 51453Members
    edited February 2007
    Oh Child-friendly
    Okay I missed that one.

    I kind of just thought of it as a merchandice (sp) for grown-ups, similar to what Alien™ fans would have - not sure if they even have a fluffy Xenomorph, but I'm speaking of the toys hehe.

    Yeah okay, so no sound like that.
    I was not expecting some kind of USB-plug for sounds anyways xD or some cord to pull that makes the gorge say "Da gorge does *gorge-spawn hahahaaaah*"

    *sings* <i>But yes I love technology</i>

    *cough*
    I mean, poking the tummy could make it chuckle as mentioned. Guess nobody will be getting around that *thinking about that white Philsbury(sp) product mascot, sorry, I cannot remember correctly other than some white cook figure getting poked at and giggling.


    Ah don't worry about mispelled words or sigs I post, english grammar is no longer my "speciality" xD
    And I'm not out on a perfection tour either.

    Good to say at least one person ontopic, but we might as well continue in on the general boards.

    Now neglecting all the talk about sounds, if I were to have a kid, I'd rather give him or her a chubby-wubby plush gorge than a pokmon ^^


    $parki
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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    Really. i highly doubt that there will be a production of Gorge soft toys in the nearest future.

    But as you know, Natural-Selection is not a low budget Japanese product used to brainwash children in the age of 3-13. Natural-Selection is a not so well known Half-Life RTS/FPS Modification involving Marines constantly batteling aliens bent on world domination, no... wait. Fighting to protect the hive. therefore i have a great idea which will make NS known the world over.

    A low Budget Anime and Trading cards!

    Am i a genius or what?

    It would look something like this:

    <img src="http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s254/Mats_photo/hive.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

    Is this off-topic for you?
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    This is why God created the "Locate user and burn down their house" button. Mods?
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1604436:date=Feb 7 2007, 02:59 PM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Feb 7 2007, 02:59 PM) [snapback]1604436[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    This is why God created the "Locate user and burn down their house" button. Mods?
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    You forget the "knife to the ear and skin them alive" part...
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  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    Hahaha dude grab your beer, check this out

    Wait what?
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  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1604439:date=Feb 7 2007, 03:23 PM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ Feb 7 2007, 03:23 PM) [snapback]1604439[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You forget the "knife to the ear and skin them alive" part...
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    stab to the face works better.....
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
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    stab to the face works better.....
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    Ah yes,

    anyone remember the thread where olji (sp?), our theme-park fade told the story how he has been stabbed in the face.
    .
    .
    It was quite entertaining, until someone told him, that stabbing involves at least at pointed stick.

    And just so, that no one worries: Olji was not stabbed in the face, he was punched in the face <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    You know you want to watch this show. I should add some 12 year old marine girls which for some reason have the breasts of a 18 year old... The teens would love it!
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    so whats going on up in here now

    $parku-chan ^_~
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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    Sssh... i killed this topic...
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  • Sparki_the_DarkiSparki_the_Darki Join Date: 2005-05-11 Member: 51453Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1604559:date=Feb 7 2007, 05:26 PM:name=Bloo)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bloo @ Feb 7 2007, 05:26 PM) [snapback]1604559[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You know you want to watch this show. I should add some 12 year old marine girls which for some reason have the breasts of a 18 year old... The teens would love it!
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    Naaah Bloo, you wannabe threadkiller!

    Here ya go with some youtube for the naruto haters <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />

    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NZFjs3evAM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NZFjs3evAM</a>


    Lé $parkéh
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Locking this thread.

    <a href="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?s=4470211698235901952&showtopic=98988" target="_blank">Go here.</a>

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