Is flayra really god in disguise?

Ben128 · October 2002

<div class="IPBDescription">Possible evidence</div>After some thought. I have reallized the truth of all this. This is not a mere "game", but an great enlightenment of the masses. Like a great creator he has constructed something of a grand significance. And if you look closely there is plenty of facts pointing to the now obvious truth.

*It took Fla...ummm, I mean "God" 6 days , and on the seventh day he rested. It took Flayra...a bit more...but still I am sure he was aimming for 6 days. And I know he deserves to rest for a day now.

*Flayra is often the best commander ever. This comes from his millions of years of experience on being above the masses.

*I am sure it mentions his name several times in the hebrew bible. And in one language somewhere it probally means God.

So welcomed to the age of enlightment everyone. And may Flayra bless you all.

"Our Flayra, who art in commander mode
Hallowed by thy name, thy map has come,
On Hl as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily healthpacks,
and forgive us our newbie mistakes,
as we forgive those who "haxor" against us.
And lead us not into temptation.
But deliver us from Onos,
For thy is the Mod maker, "the Commander", forever.
Amen."

DOOManiac · October 2002

Then does that make Monse satan? :P

/me runs away from the Monzie police

Fam · October 2002

In that case, I must be the queen! What what, wave wave, conquer conquer, a bit more waving.

TychoCelchuuu · October 2002

You told me I was the queen! Durnit....

Necro · October 2002

lol, thats great <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

so whats greedo? the person to get sacrificed?

Slycaster · October 2002

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Necro- @ Oct. 25 2002,09:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">so whats greedo? the person to get sacrificed?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
As always.

TychoCelchuuu · October 2002

I was always wondering why he wandered around in a loincloth with sacraficial paint on his face and that dagger in his chest.

Merkaba · October 2002

Can I be a prophet?

Mouse · October 2002

can I be the scantily clad priestess?

Sgt_X · October 2002

I get to be a fanatical knight after the religon gets mutated by the power base into something to promote their intrests. I'll start a crusade.

Mouse · October 2002

That reminds me. Whatever happened to NS the RPG?

Ben128 · October 2002

oooooo.....hmmm. Well there are the prophets, the apostles, jesus, mary, jospeh, adam, eve, and the arch-angels. I am not sure who would best fit each of these positions the best. Oh and satan, of course. But I think Monse already got called out on that one.

The playtesters could be the angels. Hmm, merkaba has to be jesus. I knew IT!! He always heals marines simply by touch.

Moleculor · October 2002

Yeah and I'm the really cool warlock decked out in a black leather trenchcoat and sunglasses! <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

Nemesis_Zero · October 2002

I guess I'll trade my position as angel and become NS' very own Feuerbach and start writing atheistic pamphlets showing the people that there is a life beyond the infantry portal.

Bill · October 2002

And I am Doug, the door-to-door Jehovah's witness.

Edit: well I apparently can't be b o b the jehovah's witness.

Jops · October 2002

Drat! SATAN, God, angles, prophits!!! All I got to be was the blasted shoe shine:

SHINE YA SHOES GOV'NA!

edit: And Fam always tells me to work faster.... <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>

Da_Sarge · October 2002

I will be the guy who is always in the backround polishing a shotfun. That's always fun.

Moleculor · October 2002

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Oct. 25 2002,11:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">showing the people that there is a life beyond the infantry portal.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Not a long one. <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

zamback · October 2002

sometimes its not that good to be atheist <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

Freemantle · October 2002

Since it is natural to me (Mormon) I'll be the missionary!

Khaim · October 2002

while you angels and gods are going about your buisness, I'll just be a lowely peon who stays home and plays NS all day ;D

Renegade · October 2002

A great big thanks in advance from everyone in the 75th Army Rangers Regiment, 2nd Battalion, Ft. Lewis Washington (yes I knew the sniper suspect)! We salute you Flayra <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> !

CyonPro · October 2002

To answer the original question of this topic:

No, Flayra is not God in disguise.

He is the Devil in disguise.

No mere mortal could tempt hundreds of loyal followers with such seductive decadence as NS. <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

Of course, then again, the Devil usually doesn't deliver on his promises. Plus, we won't have to sell our souls for NS, seeing as it's free.

So, I guess it's a toss up <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

Sancho · October 2002

So in other words, Flayra doesn't exist. <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

/me braces self for religious arguments

Ben128 · October 2002

Since I saw a military shout out. I think I will have to do one as well. On behalf of Scott AFB, IL, you rule, and now everyone here is a better person.

Shhhh..dont say that. Of course Flayra exsist. He speaks to a select few I hear. *sigh* not me though...darn, ah well..whuahahahah I am just going to have to take sweet sweet revenge on the human race...I will be the best fade ever. Or at least try to eat a few peoples faces.

RhoadsToNowhere · October 2002

<span id='ME'><center>RhoadsToNowhere huggles CyonPro</center></span>
Where you been, man? Long time no see!

Freemantle · October 2002

Hey, I said hi too, but i was considerate enough to use a PM.

SuperMunchkin · October 2002

Considerate? Bah!
Let the world know you are rejoicing for the reunion of a friend!

Sorry, nothing for the On Topic discussion.

PeregineDive · October 2002

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">

A great big thanks in advance from everyone in the 75th Army Rangers Regiment, 2nd Battalion, Ft. Lewis Washington (yes I knew the sniper suspect)!
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Renegade, you knew the sniper suspect? that ####### ####### shot my friends mom... i hope he dies a slow and agonizing death. string him up and have all the family members of his victims take a pistol and get one shot at his ankles, knee caps, elbows, etc... i'd pay to see that

-PD

Renegade · October 2002

I feel for you. My cousin was killed by a sniper in a combat zone, but out of combat. He was a medic. BTW, if I'd known he was going to kill people, I'd have capped his sorry @$$ a VERY long time ago. BTW, Flayra is god, and all who deny it are just bull-@#$!ing themselves.

Evil_Sonic_Death_Monkey · October 2002

OHOHOH, I'll be the religous doncer! <img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> just gotta luv doncing!

Is flayra really god in disguise?

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