You Like Coke's New Water? It Gives You Cancer!

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
<div class="IPBDescription">and its just tap water to boot</div><a href='http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/story/0,3604,1174127,00.html' target='_blank'>Story</a>

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->First, Coca-Cola's new brand of "pure" bottled water, Dasani, was revealed earlier this month to be tap water taken from the mains. Then it emerged that 
 
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what the firm described as its "highly sophisticated purification process", based on Nasa spacecraft technology, was in fact reverse osmosis used in many modest domestic water purification units.

Yesterday, just when executives in charge of a £7m marketing push for the product must have felt it could get no worse, it did precisely that.

The entire UK supply of Dasani was pulled off the shelves because it has been contaminated with bromate, a cancer-causing chemical.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • tseepratseepra Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10530Members
    What can one say to that? Take tap water add cancer and put a big price on it, I don't see how you could make a worse product.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    edited March 2004
    I always thought the water you bought in the states, branded by groceries, such as "drinking water" "sparkling water" and such, were in fact just that... Tap water with reverse osmosis

    edit: what do they mean, they "make water from spacecraft technology"

    That's like saying you make spaghetti with power turbines or something. Or am I missing something?
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited March 2004
    Heheh I've known that for a while (not the cancer part), it says right on the side that their purification process is "reverse osmosis", and on a whim one day I actually looked it up. Made me laugh for a pretty long time.
  • HybridclawHybridclaw Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22271Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-tseepra+Mar 21 2004, 06:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (tseepra @ Mar 21 2004, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't see how you could make a worse product. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    cigarettes
  • KazeKaze Join Date: 2003-09-01 Member: 20447Members
    Wow, I didn't buy any becuase I heard it was straight from a tap in Peckham, and made by Coca Cola, and now im <i>very</i> glad I didn't.
  • tseepratseepra Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10530Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Hybridclaw+Mar 22 2004, 01:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hybridclaw @ Mar 22 2004, 01:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-tseepra+Mar 21 2004, 06:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (tseepra @ Mar 21 2004, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't see how you could make a worse product. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    cigarettes <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So true.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Precious life source..

    You failed me!

    :cough:
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Makes me wonder how healthy their other drinks are, seeing how Dasani would logically be the one with the most strict purification requirements.
  • HybridclawHybridclaw Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22271Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Mar 21 2004, 06:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Mar 21 2004, 06:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Makes me wonder how healthy their other drinks are <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ever see that 7up commercial, with a bear "doing his buisness" in the river? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    I knew about that tap water part before it was even released in Britain. Everyone said it was really great and I should try it one day. So I bought a bottle and it tastes <b>exactly</b> like tap water. I'm glad it was taken off the shelfs, apart from it being cancerous it's a rip-off.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Taken from the Dasani website:

    <img src='http://www.sjhoward.co.uk/water.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • Bill_DoorBill_Door Join Date: 2003-01-04 Member: 11792Members
    According to <a href='http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,114653,00.html' target='_blank'>Fox news</a> the bromate levels were "Borderline" at 10 to 22 ppb (parts per billion). European limits are 25 ppb.

    It is likely that there is little increase in cancer risk if you don't drink the bottled water regularly. This may well apply to other bottled water that uses ozone to steralize the water, as the ozone can evidently react with the bromide ions oxidising them to bromate. (Note; the above is speculation. I make no claims for the validity of the above)

    I must say that one bit made me think 'Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?'
    <!--QuoteBegin-Fox News+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fox News)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->calcium chloride, a derivative of bromide.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't know what they are going on about there. Unless they mean that Calcuim Chloride is a very similar substance to Calcium Bromide, I really don't know what they are getting at.
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cereal_KillR+Mar 21 2004, 05:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal_KillR @ Mar 21 2004, 05:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> edit: what do they mean, they "make water from spacecraft technology"

    That's like saying you make spaghetti with power turbines or something. Or am I missing something? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    NASA has been at the forfront of all sorts of technology for years. They invented the HACCP (prononced Ha-sip) system. It stands for "Hazard Analysis Critical Control Points". Basically, it's a way to keep foods from becoming comtaminated/germ-infested while being prepared. Naturally, this was developed to keep astronauts from eating contminated food while in space. The kitchen I work at uses it, as does virtually any kitchen in the US. We are, in essence, using 'Space-age technology.' That is what Dasani means when they say their water is purified with spacecraft tech.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    edited March 2004
    EDIT: Never mind, I'm too lewd for my own good. Plus, why would I want to insinuate such things about my sexuality? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Mmmm, free cancer...


    Anyway, whats the big deal with bottled water anyway? I mean, its water. And its in a bottle. And it costs $1, even though there is a drinking fountain withing 5 feet.

    Plus, when they purify it, they remove all the minerals, a good deal of which are beneficial.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-tseepra+Mar 21 2004, 06:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (tseepra @ Mar 21 2004, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What can one say to that? Take tap water add cancer and put a big price on it, I don't see how you could make a worse product. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I bet people still buy it.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I'm gonna have to go with George Carlin in this one, a little cancer never hurt nobody. Keeps you on your toes.
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    cancer isn't funny.
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    Actually, I never did like this brand of water, but I tell ya, Sam's Choice bottled water is divine!
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Wheeee+Mar 21 2004, 07:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wheeee @ Mar 21 2004, 07:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> cancer isn't funny. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think it is. I'm probly gonna have cancer at some point, skin cancer runs on both sides of my family. Might as well laugh at it before it kills me (or gets my nose amputated).
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    "A fool and his money are easily seperated." More power to the Coca-Cola company; cultivating and refining stupidity into money has got to be capitalism's greatest achievement. God knows we've got enough stupidity for it to work.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dragon_Mech+Mar 21 2004, 06:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Mar 21 2004, 06:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> NASA has been at the forfront of all sorts of technology for years. They invented the HACCP (prononced Ha-sip) system.

    ... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How could you forget NASA's greatest invention!??

    <b>VELCRO!</b>
  • TransmissionTransmission Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14456Members
    This is hilarious! Made my day. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    And isn't it "A fool and his money are soon parted" ?
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Mar 21 2004, 09:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Mar 21 2004, 09:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dragon_Mech+Mar 21 2004, 06:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Mar 21 2004, 06:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> NASA has been at the forfront of all sorts of technology for years. They invented the HACCP (prononced Ha-sip) system.

    ... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How could you forget NASA's greatest invention!??

    <b>VELCRO!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I always thought nasa's greatest invention was the 7 zillion dollar foam mattress.
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    I hate to burst your bubble everybody but EVERYTHING gives you cancer these days! Hell even air gives you cancer. The thing I find funny about this is why people didn't even see it comming. Even the description on the bottle basically describes it as being normal water which has been filtered.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Amen Dub. Heres a few facts for you:

    Growing up in a city and moving to a rural area accentuate your death age by 5 years.

    Natural Air in any place but rural areas causes Lung Cancer.

    Being within 40 feet of someone smoking will effect your lungs just as bad as smoking, if not worse.

    There is 4-10 traces of cyanide for every hamburger. There are 15-20 traces for every steak.

    There are a lot more. Just look on any environmental health site.
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Mar 22 2004, 03:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Mar 22 2004, 03:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Amen Dub. Heres a few facts for you:

    Growing up in a city and moving to a rural area accentuate your death age by 5 years.

    Natural Air in any place but rural areas causes Lung Cancer.

    Being within 40 feet of someone smoking will effect your lungs just as bad as smoking, if not worse.

    There is 4-10 traces of cyanide for every hamburger. There are 15-20 traces for every steak.

    There are a lot more. Just look on any environmental health site. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Exactly, we are the beginning of the end for the human race. We consistently ignore the harfull effects of the things we put in our bodies because untill we get ill it's not our problem but by then it's too late. We are infecting the gene pool to with our pollution and it will probably be our undoing.
  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Mar 21 2004, 04:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Mar 21 2004, 04:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Makes me wonder how healthy their other drinks are, seeing how Dasani would logically be the one with the most strict purification requirements. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    //Gulps as he looks at the 9 cans of Coca-Cola laying about his keyboard

    *cough*


    Cancer = "Do-whatever-i-want-because-i-<i>know</i>-i'm-<b>screwed</b>!" disease! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • big_jimbig_jim Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24350Members
    aaaaaah im so glad i laughed at people for buying that stuff instead of buying it myself
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited March 2004
    With all the carcinigenic stuf fin our foods today, they should stop pretending and just release a food that is ALL preservative. It would have a shelf life greater than a tootsie roll and cause ulcers the second it was swallowed, but it would be quicker than eating all that stuff over time anyways.

    Yes I can see it now: "Preservi-Os, they're cancer-iffic!"
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