I Gots An Email From Thar Persident!
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<div class="IPBDescription">ArDRESSED TO MY FAKE NAEM!!</div> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->From : President George W. Bush <PresidentBush@GeorgeWBush.com>
Sent : Monday, March 15, 2004 11:16 AM
To : <b>John Gilchenheimer</b> [notmyname!] <v3nom6@hotmail.com>
Subject : A Message from the President
President George W. Bush
www.GeorgeWBush.com
Dear John,
The political season has arrived. Finally, we know who my opponent will be. I recently called Senator Kerry to congratulate him on winning his party's nomination. I told him I'm looking forward to a spirited campaign.
This should be an interesting debate. Senator Kerry has spent two decades in Congress; he's built up quite a record. In fact, Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both sides on just about every issue. He's been for the Patriot Act and against it; for NAFTA and against it; for the No Child Left Behind Act and against it; for the use of force in Iraq and against funding the liberation of Iraq. My opponent clearly has strong beliefs -- they just don't last very long.
And the choice is clear. It's a choice between keeping the tax relief that is moving the economy forward, or stopping the recovery by putting the burden of higher taxes back on the American people.
It is a choice between an America that leads the world with strength and confidence or an America that is uncertain in the face of danger.
It's a choice that I will set squarely before the American people.
We've achieved great things. The last three years have brought serious challenges, and we have given serious answers. I look forward to telling the American people that.
Most importantly, we have a positive vision for winning the war against terror and for extending peace and freedom throughout our world; a positive vision for creating jobs and promoting opportunity and compassion here at home. We'll leave no doubt where we stand. And come November, we'll be reelected.
The stakes are high, and I need your help. Could you contribute and make a difference in what could be a close election?
<a href='http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute' target='_blank'>http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute</a>
Everything you send will help our TV buy -- on national cable and in 18 battleground states on local stations. The ads are strong. They remind people of this Administration's accomplishments, and will lay out our positive agenda and contrast it with John Kerry's wrong votes and out-of-the-mainstream philosophy.
The other side has several attack groups, funded by large unregulated "soft money" contributions from wealthy liberals, so I need your help today with a gift of $1,000, $500, $250, $100 or even $50 or $25 to keep ratcheting our TV effort up. Federal law allows gifts of up to $2,000 a person.
<a href='http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute' target='_blank'>http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute</a>
For all Americans, these years in our history will always stand apart. There are quiet times in the life of a nation when little is expected of the leaders. This isn't one of those times. You and I are living a period where the stakes are high, the challenges are difficult, and the choices are clear -- a time when resolve is needed.
I hope you will help today. Thank you for your friendship and may God continue to bless America.
Sincerely,
Is the choice clear for you? Then join my team as a Bush Volunteer by going here: <a href='http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/SignUp' target='_blank'>http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/SignUp</a>
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LOLOL I TRICKED THAR PRESIDNET!!!!
edit: you know, i can safely say..
even with all the zoo, horse, wife, teen, debt consolidation, penls enlargement, and mortgage refinancing
this is the funniest email i have ever received.
george bush's campaign people BOUGHT my email address from spam companies!! and they addressed me by my fake name!!
man, this is the funniest president EVER.
Sent : Monday, March 15, 2004 11:16 AM
To : <b>John Gilchenheimer</b> [notmyname!] <v3nom6@hotmail.com>
Subject : A Message from the President
President George W. Bush
www.GeorgeWBush.com
Dear John,
The political season has arrived. Finally, we know who my opponent will be. I recently called Senator Kerry to congratulate him on winning his party's nomination. I told him I'm looking forward to a spirited campaign.
This should be an interesting debate. Senator Kerry has spent two decades in Congress; he's built up quite a record. In fact, Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both sides on just about every issue. He's been for the Patriot Act and against it; for NAFTA and against it; for the No Child Left Behind Act and against it; for the use of force in Iraq and against funding the liberation of Iraq. My opponent clearly has strong beliefs -- they just don't last very long.
And the choice is clear. It's a choice between keeping the tax relief that is moving the economy forward, or stopping the recovery by putting the burden of higher taxes back on the American people.
It is a choice between an America that leads the world with strength and confidence or an America that is uncertain in the face of danger.
It's a choice that I will set squarely before the American people.
We've achieved great things. The last three years have brought serious challenges, and we have given serious answers. I look forward to telling the American people that.
Most importantly, we have a positive vision for winning the war against terror and for extending peace and freedom throughout our world; a positive vision for creating jobs and promoting opportunity and compassion here at home. We'll leave no doubt where we stand. And come November, we'll be reelected.
The stakes are high, and I need your help. Could you contribute and make a difference in what could be a close election?
<a href='http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute' target='_blank'>http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute</a>
Everything you send will help our TV buy -- on national cable and in 18 battleground states on local stations. The ads are strong. They remind people of this Administration's accomplishments, and will lay out our positive agenda and contrast it with John Kerry's wrong votes and out-of-the-mainstream philosophy.
The other side has several attack groups, funded by large unregulated "soft money" contributions from wealthy liberals, so I need your help today with a gift of $1,000, $500, $250, $100 or even $50 or $25 to keep ratcheting our TV effort up. Federal law allows gifts of up to $2,000 a person.
<a href='http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute' target='_blank'>http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute</a>
For all Americans, these years in our history will always stand apart. There are quiet times in the life of a nation when little is expected of the leaders. This isn't one of those times. You and I are living a period where the stakes are high, the challenges are difficult, and the choices are clear -- a time when resolve is needed.
I hope you will help today. Thank you for your friendship and may God continue to bless America.
Sincerely,
Is the choice clear for you? Then join my team as a Bush Volunteer by going here: <a href='http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/SignUp' target='_blank'>http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/SignUp</a>
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LOLOL I TRICKED THAR PRESIDNET!!!!
edit: you know, i can safely say..
even with all the zoo, horse, wife, teen, debt consolidation, penls enlargement, and mortgage refinancing
this is the funniest email i have ever received.
george bush's campaign people BOUGHT my email address from spam companies!! and they addressed me by my fake name!!
man, this is the funniest president EVER.
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i think i'm gonna give him a dollar, just for the laughs he's given me.
dude, zxilen, it's a REAL email i got from the REAL president.
i'm sorry you're jealous ^_^;
i am a MOST VALUABLE and influencial membera of the REPUBLOCRAT party, and he KNOWOOOWS that if he can swing <i>ME</i>, well there'll be NO STOP to the swinging!!
<ul><li>Zig has direct correspondense to the most powerful man on the planet</li><li>CWAG is moving to Soviet Russia (which no longer exists so good luck there)</li><li>AllUrHives is once again wearing his hand crafted tin foil hat</li><li>Xzilen has finally achieved his life long dream of becoming a pirate</li></ul>
We must all mark this day on our calendars and celebrate for all the years to come.
True, true.
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Let's don't forget:<ul><li>Spooge outranks Mons as the resident cranky cynic.</li></ul><!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Woohoo!
Sent : Monday, March 15, 2004 11:16 AM
To : <b>John Gilchenheimer</b> [notmyname!] <v3nom6@hotmail.com>
Subject : A Message from the President
President George W. Bush
www.GeorgeWBush.com
Dear John,
The political season has arrived. Finally, we know who my opponent will be. I recently called Senator Kerry to congratulate him on winning his party's nomination. I told him I'm looking forward to a spirited campaign.
This should be an interesting debate. Senator Kerry has spent two decades in Congress; he's built up quite a record. In fact, Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both sides on just about every issue. He's been for the Patriot Act and against it; for NAFTA and against it; for the No Child Left Behind Act and against it; for the use of force in Iraq and against funding the liberation of Iraq. My opponent clearly has strong beliefs -- they just don't last very long.
And the choice is clear. It's a choice between keeping the tax relief that is moving the economy forward, or stopping the recovery by putting the burden of higher taxes back on the American people.
It is a choice between an America that leads the world with strength and confidence or an America that is uncertain in the face of danger.
It's a choice that I will set squarely before the American people.
We've achieved great things. The last three years have brought serious challenges, and we have given serious answers. I look forward to telling the American people that.
Most importantly, we have a positive vision for winning the war against terror and for extending peace and freedom throughout our world; a positive vision for creating jobs and promoting opportunity and compassion here at home. We'll leave no doubt where we stand. And come November, we'll be reelected.
The stakes are high, and I need your help. Could you contribute and make a difference in what could be a close election?
<a href='http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute' target='_blank'>http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute</a>
Everything you send will help our TV buy -- on national cable and in 18 battleground states on local stations. The ads are strong. They remind people of this Administration's accomplishments, and will lay out our positive agenda and contrast it with John Kerry's wrong votes and out-of-the-mainstream philosophy.
The other side has several attack groups, funded by large unregulated "soft money" contributions from wealthy liberals, so I need your help today with a gift of $1,000, $500, $250, $100 or even $50 or $25 to keep ratcheting our TV effort up. Federal law allows gifts of up to $2,000 a person.
<a href='http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute' target='_blank'>http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/Contribute</a>
For all Americans, these years in our history will always stand apart. There are quiet times in the life of a nation when little is expected of the leaders. This isn't one of those times. You and I are living a period where the stakes are high, the challenges are difficult, and the choices are clear -- a time when resolve is needed.
I hope you will help today. Thank you for your friendship and may God continue to bless America.
Sincerely,
Is the choice clear for you? Then join my team as a Bush Volunteer by going here: <a href='http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/SignUp' target='_blank'>http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/SignUp</a>
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LOLOL I TRICKED THAR PRESIDNET!!!!
edit: you know, i can safely say..
even with all the zoo, horse, wife, teen, debt consolidation, penls enlargement, and mortgage refinancing
this is the funniest email i have ever received.
george bush's campaign people BOUGHT my email address from spam companies!! and they addressed me by my fake name!!
man, this is the funniest president EVER. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<a href='http://www.itsatrap.net' target='_blank'>It's a trap!</a>
Since the FBI reads this, could you please tell Mr. Bush that our last name is NYBORG! NOT NYBORH!!!
This has been a puplic service announcement/caffiene-induced rant. Thank you. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
But still, funny nonetheless.
Remind me to subscribe to everything as Mr Obi W. Kenobi from now on. I had an email account at college under that name for about 3 weeks before anyone noticed XD
Also, MY faek name is Sven Calister, and my fake job is head of SvenSoft, Inc.
Hmmm... Spam vs Siberia... thats a tough choice.. I mean, the ability to vote is a nice enough charade and all, almost makes me feel like someone whos not a democrat or a republican could maybe one day win... but no spam.... man, can I have a week to think it over?
</sarcasm>
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I think you know what to do.
Sup pirate! Long time no see <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->