You Have Played To Much Ns When...
Svenpa
Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">plz dont flame if they suck</div> -Edit new ones marked with ( * )-
You start looking for rts in you neighbourhood.
Wants the comm to distress when your home is on fire.
You been beaten down and shouts medpack 50 times.
You you lay your hands on a "make it yourself" chair trying to build it.
You refuse to visit the zoo cause you think the rihno might devour you.
You eat spikes and lots of gooy stuff then trying to make an OC infront of your room by vomiting on the floor.
You try to vote out the teacher in school.
You pick a shotgun holding it under your eye firing in the beleaf that it wont have any recoil.
You throw you dog on the cealing trying to teach him how to climp.
You weld all the vents on your job and home.
You try to weld ppl in case their "armor" would be damaged just to see them rolling on the floor with their "armor" on fire.
You get lost in the forest shouting that you need orders so that the comm would give you a wp out.
You try to heal at your local arms store.
*You bite ppl rather then punshing them (at least near your hive aka home)
*You walk around in your house looking into rooms thinking, damn chambers not working.
*You think you can see where ppl is by throwing darts/small spiky things at them.
*You tell the police that you had to kill em or they would build hives after killing pigs on a with a knife.
*You try to teach your cat bunny hopping by constantly kicking it precisly when it lands.
*You cant get on to something thats higher then you can jump (u know cant pull yerself up with arms <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
*You "borrow" a AA gun to shoot down eagles from the army, -Ahaha lerks everywhere il get them all ahaha they got owned!- (You say after in a room with "pillows" on the walls and with a comfy "shirt" on you.
*You cant see the diffrence between energy drinks, 5kgs of sugar and a cata pack.
*You try to build a siege next to lil sis room.
*You shoot other houses to gain level 1.
*You start collecting "steam" from various places into bottles then thinking, il have a good start of res when the Kharaa comes.
*You elec you dads car thinking your making him a favor. (AU!)
*You elec your room handle. (Should try that in real life i want privacy <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
*You cant see weps lvl 1 or armor lvl 1 after watching the washing machine several times shaking and stoping.
*You try to remake the TV antenna to a long distance OBS.
*You try to fix your TV remote with a welder.
-1 for UT 2003-
You asks your gym teacher ?f he can teach you how 2 double jump. (Credit to Xealot)
-And 2 for CS-
You take a knife just to get faster to school.
You try to find the button for the buy menu to appear every morning.
-If you play anithing to much-
*(When you get out of the house) You say holy cow what gfx card is this game using and wow fps is really great!.
*You punch small people on the street seeing them run away crying you say, these bots suck they wont even fight me.
*You say OMG this AI is great!, after watching a buss driver a while.
Meh maybe some may make you smile.
*You say ahh! lower the brightness!, after getting blinded by the sun.
You start looking for rts in you neighbourhood.
Wants the comm to distress when your home is on fire.
You been beaten down and shouts medpack 50 times.
You you lay your hands on a "make it yourself" chair trying to build it.
You refuse to visit the zoo cause you think the rihno might devour you.
You eat spikes and lots of gooy stuff then trying to make an OC infront of your room by vomiting on the floor.
You try to vote out the teacher in school.
You pick a shotgun holding it under your eye firing in the beleaf that it wont have any recoil.
You throw you dog on the cealing trying to teach him how to climp.
You weld all the vents on your job and home.
You try to weld ppl in case their "armor" would be damaged just to see them rolling on the floor with their "armor" on fire.
You get lost in the forest shouting that you need orders so that the comm would give you a wp out.
You try to heal at your local arms store.
*You bite ppl rather then punshing them (at least near your hive aka home)
*You walk around in your house looking into rooms thinking, damn chambers not working.
*You think you can see where ppl is by throwing darts/small spiky things at them.
*You tell the police that you had to kill em or they would build hives after killing pigs on a with a knife.
*You try to teach your cat bunny hopping by constantly kicking it precisly when it lands.
*You cant get on to something thats higher then you can jump (u know cant pull yerself up with arms <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
*You "borrow" a AA gun to shoot down eagles from the army, -Ahaha lerks everywhere il get them all ahaha they got owned!- (You say after in a room with "pillows" on the walls and with a comfy "shirt" on you.
*You cant see the diffrence between energy drinks, 5kgs of sugar and a cata pack.
*You try to build a siege next to lil sis room.
*You shoot other houses to gain level 1.
*You start collecting "steam" from various places into bottles then thinking, il have a good start of res when the Kharaa comes.
*You elec you dads car thinking your making him a favor. (AU!)
*You elec your room handle. (Should try that in real life i want privacy <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
*You cant see weps lvl 1 or armor lvl 1 after watching the washing machine several times shaking and stoping.
*You try to remake the TV antenna to a long distance OBS.
*You try to fix your TV remote with a welder.
-1 for UT 2003-
You asks your gym teacher ?f he can teach you how 2 double jump. (Credit to Xealot)
-And 2 for CS-
You take a knife just to get faster to school.
You try to find the button for the buy menu to appear every morning.
-If you play anithing to much-
*(When you get out of the house) You say holy cow what gfx card is this game using and wow fps is really great!.
*You punch small people on the street seeing them run away crying you say, these bots suck they wont even fight me.
*You say OMG this AI is great!, after watching a buss driver a while.
Meh maybe some may make you smile.
*You say ahh! lower the brightness!, after getting blinded by the sun.
Comments
You refuse to visit the zoo cause you think the rihno might devour you.
You eat spikes and lots of gooy stuff then trying to make an OC infront of your room by vomiting on the floor.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh god. lol. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
btw: I think you mixed up "teach" and "learn" in these two
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I stepped off of the bus after being half-asleep, looked around, and wondere, "What the hell happened? Wheres my Hive-Sight?!"
I was standing next to a waterfall, looking at all the ferns growing and moss covering the rocks, and the only thing I could think was, "I need to put up the Hive."
You think your allergy to dogs is caused by parasite.
You scream "MED SPAM!" when you see a dog running in your direction.
You never load any shotgun to capacity, claiming that "the anim's bugged."
You run inside when you see a bat for fear of being gassed.
You wonder where the defense chambers are at the doctor's office.
You think there must be a sensory chamber nearby when you trip on something.
You jump off a tall building with your backpack on because there's no fall damage for JP'ers.
You look to the sky and say "Now can I have a shottie?" every morning when you wake up.
You see pulsing yellow designators on your friends and a green one on a fat person.
You shout "CROUCH! CROUCH!" when you see a cow licking someone.
You are paranoid of people who have vines growing on their houses, or scream "put the Hive up!" when you pass by the house, depending on which race you play more.
You recommend buying a new microphone to people with laryngitis (sp?).
You think terrorists and counter-terrorists are "script kiddies."
*You try to get some 1 off a chair by shouting "Eject Eject!!!"
*You try to build dcs despretly after seeing your house burning hoping you will survive the PoD.
*You see something exlplode saying, Shite!! 3 hives! , later selling everithing on Ebay. (Ane 1 get this 1?)
*You accidently burn down your house after finding some "webs" in the corner.
*You try to destroy a car by "biling" it.
*You try to stomp other contestants when running 100m.
*You try to devouer you lil sis cause she seems small enoughe.
*You start putting up round things on the ground then trying to make ppl go there saying, Its a WP damit move geez!
seeing how fast i could get going down an automated walk way in a airport by bunnyhopping (and no i wasnt jumping foward either and was crouched)
my dad was like WTH
You see fat kids playing with water balloons and yell at them "Stupid n00bs, bilebomb only damages structures!"
You ask for a Level 3 Heavy Machine Gun at the local Wal-Mart.
You go to a government armory and ask for a Level 3 Heavy Machine Gun after you realize Wal-Mart doesn't have them.
You buy a four-speaker sound system because it looks like a Prototype Lab.
You glue aluminum foil to your clothes in an attempt to make Heavy Armor.
You go to the zoo with your "HA/HMG" thinking that you're finally strong enough to kill the rhino.
You think that cow-tippers much be very skilled and courageous.
You hear the admittance beeps at the subway station and wonder where the turret factory is.
You ask your family whether they want Defense, Movement, or Sensory chambers first, then spend the rest of the evening sculpting a near-perfect full-scale replica of a defensive chamber out of mashed potatoes.
*You see Bulimi (right word?) persons as uber gorges as they seem to "build" alot.
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You are in a lesson about dinosaurs when asked what the one in the picture was called.
"Lurk!"
What does it do?
"It hovars without flapping!"
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You call the local farmer a nub because he hasn't killed any skulks with his shotgun.
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You start attacking your cat if it comes into the kitchen and you are holding a knife.
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You steal someone's satelite dish and put it on a stick because the comm can't afford an obs.
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You shout for a distress beacon if you were involved in a major accident.
I think I mentioned this in the previous thread like this too, but I'll mention it here too.
One day after playing way too much ns, I walked into my university and a big room on campus to go to school as usual. I looked up over the door *JUST IN CASE!*. Can you believe I was expecting a skulk to be there?
Or wait..
Maybe it was there and just cloaked! I must go back!!!
*pulls out pistol and puts on baseball helmet*
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I don't know why, but this one is hilarious. MAybe I'm just a sucker for people getting set on fire <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
You know you have playing too long when a friend get a cut and you tell him to stand still for a moment, then spit into it.
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ROFL...
and it's "bulimic" XD