BizZy_9mm_MessiahOld School MemberJoin Date: 2003-07-25Member: 18411Members, Constellation
My favorite commercial is when those two guys are in a Yugo, and the driver was like "Hey, let's jump the bridge!" then his friend was like "...But it's a Yugo." Driver :"Ah cmon!" Friend : "But its a Yugo?!!" Then they jump the bridge, dont even get any air, just drive right off the edge and fall straight down.
I love the mini advert they show in cinemas. Before it starts it warns of scenes of nudity and violence... needless to say it's better you guys catch it for yourself than have me ruin it for you ^~
Oh it has to be the nutrigrain advert "Yeahhh BABIES!!"" one..quite freaky yet hilarious! <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=63347&hl=commercial' target='_blank'>Earlier Post</a>
Irn Bru (I'm drinking it now) had the best ad <b>ever</b> not too long ago. It showed an old lady on her scooter driving along peacefully and when she gets near the shop she brings her wooly hat down over her face to make it a balclava. She then robs the shop. In the end her scooter gets punctured by stingers and she is stopped by a police roadblock.
My favorite commerical has got to be that Domo commerical. You can replace Domo with anything and annoy everyone around you(especially on vacations).
<span style='color:Red'> *begins singing* Domo, domo, domo, ooohhhhh Jump to the pump for you. They got very low prices and great service too as they jump to the pump for you! *sees a sign that says Hooters* Talk about hooters, hooters, hooters, ooohhhh Jump to the pump for you. They got very low prices and great service too as they jump to the pump for you! *sees a sign that says Powerland Computers* Talk about Powerland, Powerland, Powerland, ooohhhhhhh Jump to the pump for you. They got very low prices and great service too as they jump to the pump for you! </span>
And so forth.
Note: I don't remember the exact lyrics to the Domo commerical, but I'm pretty sure it goes something like I stated above.
MonkfishSonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed!Join Date: 2003-06-03Member: 16972Members
<!--QuoteBegin-BigMadSteve+Mar 9 2004, 04:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BigMadSteve @ Mar 9 2004, 04:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Irn Bru (I'm drinking it now) had the best ad <b>ever</b> not too long ago. It showed an old lady on her scooter driving along peacefully and when she gets near the shop she brings her wooly hat down over her face to make it a balclava. She then robs the shop. In the end her scooter gets punctured by stingers and she is stopped by a police roadblock.
I don't really get them, I watch the BBC...... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> This is the correct answer. I refuse to watch the 3rd season of 24 now because Sky One has so many adverts. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
MonkfishSonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed!Join Date: 2003-06-03Member: 16972Members
ALL of the John smiths ads , peter kay is so funny <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I don't really get them, I watch the BBC...... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> This is the correct answer. I refuse to watch the 3rd season of 24 now because Sky One has so many adverts. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Now that's a bit extreme, BT them anyway. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I don't really get them, I watch the BBC...... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> This is the correct answer. I refuse to watch the 3rd season of 24 now because Sky One has so many adverts. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Now that's a bit extreme, BT them anyway. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Could do I suppose, but I'll wait for the DVDs.
On the BBC with no adverts the episodes lasted 42-43 mins however on Sky One with adverts, instead of lasting the house and the episode taking place in real time, the episodes last for 75 minutes. I'm not going to watch 1/3 adverts.
X_StickmanNot good enough for a custom title.Join Date: 2003-04-15Member: 15533Members, Constellation
I can't remember what the advert was for, but it was about bringing the best fish to you or something.... salmon it was. There's a bear catching salmon in a river, and just as it catches this really big juicey one, a big bloke in those yellow fishing pant things comes up and starts fighting the bear for it. He starts losing, gets up, points behind the bear, the bear goes "huh?" looks behind itself, and the bloke kicks the bear in the balls and runs off with the fish. best. advert. ever.
And according to this <a href='http://www.bigcats.org/esa/bears2.html' target='_blank'>random website</a> I found when I was checking the name it was never aired outside the UK =o
My favorite add is the one where the annoying Spyware Maker/Spam E-Mailer is suddenly attacked and ferociously beaten by four guys, at which point it cuts to the advertised product and the slogan; "We're tough on Spam and Spyware!"
Well, I like most of the Geico commercials (they were better before, but still okay).
My favorite one in memory would have to be the Fed-Ex one with the two guys and the alien, where the alien has a mask on that just keeps saying "Why don't we use Fed-Ex."
Or the horse fart one from the superbowl...that one was good too.
<!--QuoteBegin-BigMadSteve+Mar 9 2004, 11:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BigMadSteve @ Mar 9 2004, 11:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Irn Bru (I'm drinking it now) had the best ad <b>ever</b> not too long ago. It showed an old lady on her scooter driving along peacefully and when she gets near the shop she brings her wooly hat down over her face to make it a balclava. She then robs the shop. In the end her scooter gets punctured by stingers and she is stopped by a police roadblock.
Classic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> hey, i remember that, i saw it when i went to london. It was a great commercial.
There's some hilarious commercials on Dutch TV... last night I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath after seeing a Tikkels (some kind of licorice candy) commercial...
Anyways, the commercial was to promote a new variety of Tikkels, with a layer of fruit on the outside and licorice on the inside. You had this guy in a Tikkel costume, running into an elevator where a guy was standing, carrying a bunch of boxes. The Tikkel guy would hit a whole bunch of buttons and run out of the elevator. Then you heard singing "Fruit on the outside" and then the deepest voice ever "Black on the inside"... after hearing that I was positively laughing my lungs out.
There was a Microsoft one ages ago. I can't even remember what they were advertising. A woman in a cottage goes out to investigate weird noises and a UFO lands. An alien comes out out and says: "We are here to destroy you. But first..." *he opens a gown of some sort to show a really strong male physiceque (spl?) "...lets make babies!"
It was something like getting more than you expected. Weird it was.
Dunno about my absolute favorite, but ones that definately rank up there are:
- <a href='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Zelda%20Commercial.mpeg' target='_blank'>Legend of Zelda Commercial</a> - Power Glove commercial
Also there's another which I won't post here but its called "Dutch commercial to speak english" (at least, that's the filename of it floating around). Heh. Very very funny. :P
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I don't really get them, I watch the BBC......
I don't really get them, I watch the BBC...... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
how very... british!
<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=63347&hl=commercial' target='_blank'>Earlier Post</a>
Enjoy! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
...EAT QUIZNO'S SUBS! CAUSE THEY ARE TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silly deformed hampster...
~ DarkATi <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
...WE LOVE THE SUBS!!!! BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD TO US...
Why are these things so funny to watch sing?
Hmm.. anybody remember the Zazoo-Spot? ("I want the big pack!") <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I try my best.
Now is anyone up for a spot of Cricket some tea and Biscuits? Or perhaps a scone with jam and cream?
Classic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='color:Red'>
*begins singing*
Domo, domo, domo, ooohhhhh
Jump to the pump for you.
They got very low prices and great service too
as they jump to the pump for you!
*sees a sign that says Hooters*
Talk about hooters, hooters, hooters, ooohhhh
Jump to the pump for you.
They got very low prices and great service too
as they jump to the pump for you!
*sees a sign that says Powerland Computers*
Talk about Powerland, Powerland, Powerland, ooohhhhhhh
Jump to the pump for you.
They got very low prices and great service too
as they jump to the pump for you!
</span>
And so forth.
Note: I don't remember the exact lyrics to the Domo commerical, but I'm pretty sure it goes something like I stated above.
Classic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
hahahaha that rocked <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I don't really get them, I watch the BBC...... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
This is the correct answer. I refuse to watch the 3rd season of 24 now because Sky One has so many adverts. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
...EAT QUIZNO'S SUBS! CAUSE THEY ARE TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silly deformed hampster...
~ DarkATi <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
omg lol the min I saw your topic name I thought of this.
I like Quizznos subs... they have a pepper bar!"
This commerical was on the news and it even had its own spot on VH1 music TV lol
I don't really get them, I watch the BBC...... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This is the correct answer. I refuse to watch the 3rd season of 24 now because Sky One has so many adverts. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Now that's a bit extreme, BT them anyway. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I don't really get them, I watch the BBC...... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This is the correct answer. I refuse to watch the 3rd season of 24 now because Sky One has so many adverts. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Now that's a bit extreme, BT them anyway. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Could do I suppose, but I'll wait for the DVDs.
On the BBC with no adverts the episodes lasted 42-43 mins however on Sky One with adverts, instead of lasting the house and the episode taking place in real time, the episodes last for 75 minutes. I'm not going to watch 1/3 adverts.
best. advert. ever.
And according to this <a href='http://www.bigcats.org/esa/bears2.html' target='_blank'>random website</a> I found when I was checking the name it was never aired outside the UK =o
"Run away~" *echo* *echo* *echo*
"Catch me~" *echo echo echo*
"My little chili dog..."
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
My favorite one in memory would have to be the Fed-Ex one with the two guys and the alien, where the alien has a mask on that just keeps saying "Why don't we use Fed-Ex."
Or the horse fart one from the superbowl...that one was good too.
Classic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
hey, i remember that, i saw it when i went to london. It was a great commercial.
But my favorite all-time commercial has to be a commercial for Bomberman64. Had an extremely catchy jingle:
Bomberman, bomberman.
Mass destruction 'cross the land.
Pick a bomb, ANY size.
And hes yours to customize.
Your very own bomberman.
Cross his path, youll explode.
With a bomb, he'll unload.
Lots of levels, to explore.
On Nintendo sixty-four.
Oh yeah... the brand new bomberman!
Im pretty sure that was it. Sad I still remember that =D
Anyways, the commercial was to promote a new variety of Tikkels, with a layer of fruit on the outside and licorice on the inside. You had this guy in a Tikkel costume, running into an elevator where a guy was standing, carrying a bunch of boxes. The Tikkel guy would hit a whole bunch of buttons and run out of the elevator. Then you heard singing "Fruit on the outside" and then the deepest voice ever "Black on the inside"... after hearing that I was positively laughing my lungs out.
My favourite advert is probably the John Smith Diving. Brilliant.
It was something like getting more than you expected. Weird it was.
- <a href='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Zelda%20Commercial.mpeg' target='_blank'>Legend of Zelda Commercial</a>
- Power Glove commercial
Also there's another which I won't post here but its called "Dutch commercial to speak english" (at least, that's the filename of it floating around). Heh. Very very funny. :P