Best. Bash.org Quote. Ever.

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
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<div class="IPBDescription">EVER!!!1111~</div><a href='http://www.bash.org/?237410' target='_blank'>Quote #237410</a>
<!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--><foo> Damn, more spam invading my inbox
<Aviator> Nooooobody expects the Spammer's Imposition!
<Aviator> Our two weapons are offshore servers and feeble laws. Feeble laws and offshore servers.
<Aviator> And fake headers. Our THREE weapons are offshore servers, feeble laws and fake headers.
<Aviator> And gulliable horny lamers. Our FOUR weapons are... I'll come in again.
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<foo> Riiiiiight...
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r00fles.

whoever gets the reference gets a cookie. And by cookie, i mean the type these forums leave in your browser cache, not the kind that comes from the keebler elves.
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  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    ROFL!

    All the way classy. And anyone who doesn't get the referance must be shot I'm afraid to say. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ShrikeShrike Join Date: 2003-02-19 Member: 13739Members, Constellation
    Hahahaha, if that was thought up on the spot that is brilliant. Just brilliant.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Monty Python? It wasn't that great.
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  • CreepieCreepie Join Date: 2003-02-19 Member: 13734Members
    Very good.

    First person to mention the word 'gold' gets tortured by the comfy chair. Liku does anyway.
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  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    hahaha. <span style='color:yellow'>GOLD.</span>

    err....


    looks around....


    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    *rapidly jogs away, hoping nobody noticed*
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  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ryo-Ohki+Mar 4 2004, 10:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ryo-Ohki @ Mar 4 2004, 10:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> All the way classy. And anyone who doesn't get the referance must be shot I'm afraid to say. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You can't shoot me if you can't see me! *runs off to hide*
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  • ClashenClashen Join Date: 2003-08-22 Member: 20087Members
    edited March 2004
    i don't get it....


    *hides*

    EDIT: in one of those spider-holes <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+Mar 4 2004, 04:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Mar 4 2004, 04:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Monty Python? It wasn't that great. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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  • Bill_DoorBill_Door Join Date: 2003-01-04 Member: 11792Members
    Aww... He hid. I can't shoot him.
    <img src='http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Mjki3se2/b1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    Oh well, massive CBU strike'll have to do. Pity we couldn't get The Foot.

    --Knows that its a Monty Python referance, but needs some Python DVD's
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Mar 4 2004, 03:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Mar 4 2004, 03:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> whoever gets the reference gets a cookie. And by cookie, i mean the type these forums leave in your browser cache, not the kind that comes from the keebler elves. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    the sad thing is that i launghed at that more than the quote ...
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  • CreepieCreepie Join Date: 2003-02-19 Member: 13734Members
    This thread is skating dangerously close to a Monty Python quote thread. You know it. [Pining for the fjords]. Hell, I've got a Monty Python calendar on my desk. Must resist. [the Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back]. I'm just going to go away and do some work now. [Hello Polly]. Damn.
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  • TransmissionTransmission Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14456Members
    Enlighten us. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I get it, but it's not particularly funny...
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    "This parrot has ceased to be, it is an Ex-parrot!"

    I am a monty python nub, but I did get the reference in the quote, it just took me a few mins....
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  • ArcadiusArcadius Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15491Members
    Nice, great one. The Spanish Inquisition episode of Flying Circus was the best. I laughed my **** off during that one. I really wish one of my local stations would start showing it again. The only one that did took it off to show another freaking episode of Friends at 2am.
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    All those who don't get this quote will be sacked <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Good find Doom.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQIUSITION</span>
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  • CreepieCreepie Join Date: 2003-02-19 Member: 13734Members
    Unfortunately, a lot of the Monty Python stuff hasn't dated well. It's all been done now.

    However, some of it is timeless. My personal favourites are: four yorkshiremen, nudge nudge, cheese shop, parrot sketch (duh).

    *sigh*
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    "POKE him with the soft-core pornography!"
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    My hovercraft is full of eels <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    Wankel rotary engine.
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--><link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
    <hokage> *cries*, scary....<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Infinitum+Mar 4 2004, 12:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Mar 4 2004, 12:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--><link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
    <hokage> *cries*, scary....<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't think it really needs to be said how much this quote also pwns. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • lljkWhimsylljkWhimsy Join Date: 2003-04-25 Member: 15829Members
    I chortled. Classic find <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->



    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
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    Monty Python? It wasn't that great.

    I get it, but it's not particularly funny...
    </i>
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    If you don't like it, then don't reply. It only serves to bump the threads you don't like.
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  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    Eh.. hah.

    :\

    Explain plz <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-[lljk]Whimsy+Mar 4 2004, 07:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([lljk]Whimsy @ Mar 4 2004, 07:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-me+,--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (me @ ,)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><i>I get it, but it's not particularly funny...
    </i>
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    If you don't like it, then don't reply. It only serves to bump the threads you don't like. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I didn't mean "I don't like this thread and/or you", I meant "it's witty, but not HILARIOUSLAROFFLE like you guys make it sound <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->"
    .
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  • TransmissionTransmission Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14456Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[lljk]Whimsy+Mar 4 2004, 01:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([lljk]Whimsy @ Mar 4 2004, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I chortled. Classic find <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->



    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    <b>two people replied with...</b>
    <i>
    Monty Python? It wasn't that great.

    I get it, but it's not particularly funny...
    </i>
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If you don't like it, then don't reply. It only serves to bump the threads you don't like. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So we should only post positive opinions from now on? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    I have the Holy Grail Trading Card Game... 'Attack with Electric Donkey!'
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    I thought Holy Grail was mildly funny, nothing super-hilarious though.

    Favorite part was the wizard who randomly lit stuff on fire, hehe.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    meaning of life = win
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