Drunken Idiot Unknowingly Drags Guy 8.5 Miles
<div class="IPBDescription">way to go moron...</div>
<a href='http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/03/01/man.dragged.ap/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/03/01/man.dragged.ap/index.html</a>
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->SPRINGFIELD, Virginia (AP) -- A motorist who had gotten out of his car to check out a flat tire died when he was struck by an SUV and then dragged 8 1/2 miles, authorities said.
"A passenger who was with him told me he didn't know there was a body on the car until they got back to the house and the body fell off," Lopez said.
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I hate people.
<a href='http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/03/01/man.dragged.ap/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/03/01/man.dragged.ap/index.html</a>
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->SPRINGFIELD, Virginia (AP) -- A motorist who had gotten out of his car to check out a flat tire died when he was struck by an SUV and then dragged 8 1/2 miles, authorities said.
"A passenger who was with him told me he didn't know there was a body on the car until they got back to the house and the body fell off," Lopez said.
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I hate people.
Comments
That sucks!
Haha, accident my ****!
Pfft...
It's clearly the SUV's fault.
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so far as the SUV had the suspension necessary for such an event, yes. But I would notice a kind of bump sound wouldn't you?
This isn't an accident, its manslaughter just like every other drunker who kills someone...
...yeah, i hate SUVs...
i have yet to see a Navigator navigate anything with potholes deeper than 3cm
edit: i drive a neon, not a suv that drinks gas like water ... except faster
I lump Drunk Driving with Speeding. They both take a good thing, and make it worse for everyone else.
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you saying the SUV was drunk too? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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you saying the SUV was drunk too? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's all in the headline:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A motorist who had gotten out of his car to check out a flat tire died when he was struck by an SUV and then dragged 8 1/2 miles, authorities said. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm saying that SUV wanted to run the man down. I'm sure of it.
Here's another example of the angry SUV: <a href='http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/local/7778543.htm' target='_blank'>Man dies on highway trying to retrieve item</a>
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->FORT WORTH - A driver who ran onto Airport Freeway on Thursday morning to retrieve a strap that had fallen off his flatbed truck was struck by a sport utility vehicle and killed...
Lt. Jesse Hernandez, a police spokesman, said investigators did not intend to file charges against the driver of the Ford Explorer that hit Swain....
"He was in the far left lane trying to retrieve the strap when the Ford Explorer came over the hill and saw him," Hernandez said...
Hernandez said the driver of the Explorer tried to swerve, but Swain jumped in the same direction.
The Explorer struck him, flinging him onto the hood and then onto the roadway.
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There you have it. The SUV's are out to get us. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
"Hey man did you know you have a dead body on the back of your car?"
"Oh is that for real? Is that a fact?"