I've Just Evaluated An Sdsl Router For Work...
Shockeh
If a packet drops on the web and nobody's near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
If a packet drops on the web and nobody's near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">Oh. My. God.</div> It's fairly boring, standard. Nothing special.
<b>EXCEPT</b> for the 'safety instructions' which included these 3 gems.
o Do not use underwater.
o Do not use near excessive radiation.
o Do not locat the router in areas where it may be stood on.
WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
<b>EXCEPT</b> for the 'safety instructions' which included these 3 gems.
o Do not use underwater.
o Do not use near excessive radiation.
o Do not locat the router in areas where it may be stood on.
WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
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.......bloody typos.....*smacks self*
honestly Shockwave, you can never be to sure and I guess the people who made the router didn't want to take any risks...
out of sheer curiosity who made it?
So if you're gonna blame someone, blame the public and the legal system who allow this kind of bs.
Its sad that so much time (and more importantly, money) has to be invested in "do not use on genetials" warnings for lawnmowers, but that's just how it is these days...
*puts the John Deer back in the garage*
Honestly the stupidity of some folks...
Preparation H (hemorrhoid cream):
"Do not take this orally."
Rub-a-Dub Dolly bathtub doll (with a toy life preserver):
"This is not a life-saving device."
Shaving cream:
"Avoid spraying this into an open flame."
Packet of drying agent in a stereo receiver box:
"Do not eat." To quote Bill Engvall: "Y'all ever open a piece of stereo equipment thinkin there *might* be something to eat in there?"
Roll-on underarm deoderant:
"Do not apply this to your eyes."
Car fan-belt:
"Be sure you stop the motor first."
Curling iron:
"Do not insert this curling iron into any orifice."
Blow drier:
"Do not use while sleeping." <--WHAT?
"Do not use this blow drier in the shower."
Yay for the american legal system.
"Avoid spraying this into an open flame."
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Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
They go on and on...
u mean none of you have ever taken your router into the bath as a replacement to your ship?!
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<b>EXCEPT</b> for the 'safety instructions' which included these 3 gems.
o Do not use underwater.
o Do not use near excessive radiation.
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Damnit! Now I can't use that router in my cramped, nuclear-powered submarine from which I intended to launch my scheme for global domination!
Curse you, safety label! You may have saved the world this time, but I'll get youuuuuu!
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Now now MonSE
You know that's not fair.
For the uninitiated it's just so that you can let the computer know when to proceed once you've found a keyboard and hooked it up. It's also a way to let you know that the keyboard you found works. There's not much point in allowing a computer to boot w/o a keyboard after all.. nothing really you can do
I say the loser pays all court fees for <b>both</b> sides.
Do not use near SunnyD, may cause explosion.
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Now now MonSE
You know that's not fair.
For the uninitiated it's just so that you can let the computer know when to proceed once you've found a keyboard and hooked it up. It's also a way to let you know that the keyboard you found works. There's not much point in allowing a computer to boot w/o a keyboard after all.. nothing really you can do <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or, you could let it boot without because it runs entirely off SSH access..... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>EXCEPT</b> for the 'safety instructions' which included these 3 gems.
o Do not use underwater.
o Do not use near excessive radiation.
o Do not locat the router in areas where it may be stood on.
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These are all there because some moron actually did them, sued, and won.
GG LITAGATION
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^^
Ah but nothing is said about <b>dead</b> animals. *Finds some roadkill*
edit: to prevent confusion, I know that's meant for regular old meat products. Like rocky mountain oysters.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
^^ thats got to be the best....
Also on a packet of peanuts : Warning may contain nuts....... <--- i aint kiddin abou that one!
lol yeah, i was like omg how dumb are some peole these days, or how crafty some people are to get money, suck tbh the way the world is 2day
On a box of edible, chocolate underwear - "Warning: May contain nuts"
If its true, thats got to be the best.