Flayatris

JopsJops Join Date: 2002-09-13 Member: 1312Members
in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">Can it really be cured?</div>Now that NS is on the verge of release, will it cure the savage Flayritis that has been plagueing forum goers for months, even years. I myself have come down with a mean case of Flayritis, it started right after I got back from my vacation, I had already known and have been watching NS gain in monentum but during my vacation I had forgoten about it... but as I was saying, when I got back the symptoms were small. Chills. Vomiting. Diarea. Stomach Cramps. Upper Quartile abdomal pain. Dry Mouth. And temporary blindness.

But this was only the start of what was to come, I am only in stage 2 of Flayritis and I need a cure. My sympotms now consist of late night dining also known as the 7-11 raids for burritos, buying random yellow shirts, spontanious bleeding, crossdressing hampsters, wearing high heels- It only gets worse day by day with the EAGER anticipation of Natural Selection, And what I am really asking is...Will NS COme with a cure?!?!

Can anyone tell me? Or possibily share symptoms to form a vaccine to fight this plague which has ravaged us all!

edit:all fixed thanx goby
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  • GobyWanGobyWan Join Date: 2002-02-22 Member: 234Members
    Heresy! It's <b><u>Flayritis</u></b>!!!! Do not profane the sacred, um, disease thingy.
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  • reevesreeves Join Date: 2002-08-15 Member: 1170Members
    odd...and people call ME weird...
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  • KadrealKadreal Join Date: 2002-06-28 Member: 837Members
    You ARE weird... just in a not so sick and twisted way... <!--emo&:0--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'><!--endemo-->
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    vaccines cannot be made from symptoms, you need to isolate the source.
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  • JopsJops Join Date: 2002-09-13 Member: 1312Members
    I just bought my 50th random yellow shirt and made a make shift model of an onos using a wireframe made out of grouped together paperclips and wads of wet paper- If symptoms and sources can help, then help me! <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
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  • BoxerBoxer Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 942Members
    Jeez, and those we're only small symptoms?
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    most of us stem off the infection with injections of screen shots and PT stories, if you need an immediate treatment after the Flayritis has mutated to be immune to the material already presented, IRC is a good option.
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  • J1mmyZJ1mmyZ Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1304Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->And temporary blindness.
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    thats probably somethin else... <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
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  • JopsJops Join Date: 2002-09-13 Member: 1312Members
    Those IRC people scare me more than a level 3 case of flayritis...*shudder and dresses up another hampster*
    Pretty hampster...
    Pretty hampster...

    Add:Those pictures went down niceeeeeeeeeee......mmmmmmm oh wait that was the morphine <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    dressing up hamsters eh?

    <a href="http://www.nationallampoon.com/modstyles/newsflash/main/nf_hamster.asp" target="_blank">http://www.nationallampoon.com/modstyles/newsflash/main/nf_hamster.asp</a>
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  • JopsJops Join Date: 2002-09-13 Member: 1312Members
    I laughed, I cried, thanx gwhair
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  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    only 2 weeks till my vaccine arrives!
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  • JedisarJedisar Join Date: 2002-03-03 Member: 264Awaiting Authorization
    I had it. Then I was told months ago, at differant times, NS would be soon. Then months passed and I gave up hoping.
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  • JasonBostwickJasonBostwick Blossom Join Date: 2002-04-14 Member: 444Members, NS1 Playtester
    Yes Jops, we're a scary bunch, but I'd have to say we're more afraid of the forum goers than they are of us.
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  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    as any dev for any mod or game would know, soon is ALWAYS subject to chance UNLESS there is a confirmed date. and EVEN then sometimes it gets changed cause of a showstopper.
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    What's that...

    Onos Skulk lerk pudgy blinky gorge flier fade.

    Oh, Flayritis, mine relapsed horrible on the 'gold to be gold' announcment.

    Tiny gorge siege armory skulk marine LMG HMG GL Shottie
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  • JopsJops Join Date: 2002-09-13 Member: 1312Members
    I just hope it goes gold soon, I have 4 days off school starting now <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
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  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jops+Oct. 17 2002,11:43--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Jops @ Oct. 17 2002,11:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I just hope it goes gold soon, I have 4 days off school starting now <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    tough luck....it goes gold within a week (7 days) and then STILL 7 more days of pr <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->

    but my holiday starts on the 30th so perfect <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
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  • JopsJops Join Date: 2002-09-13 Member: 1312Members
    I don't know what to do! I was halfway through dressing up mr. Jingles outside, because it snowed last night and it was so pretty, well then he bit me and ran off into the snowbank. I screamed COME BACK LITTLE JINGLES COME BACK! But all I found was his mini barbie pumps, and his aqua shall.

    Goodbye Jingles. <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
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