The Ultimate Ns Showdown!
Trevelyan
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<div class="IPBDescription">Godlyness</div> Who would win in a fight.... Kirby or The Gorge!?!?
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lets not forget our loveable gorge has great tools such as webbing.
Now this is a sad day for gamers... I think you should have to pass a test to buy a game. No, two tests. One's an IQ test and the other is a 'gaming knowledge' test.
Kirby would win... always....
*hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooompf*
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*PFOOMP*
win!
lets not forget our loveable gorge has great tools such as webbing. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
But don't forget that Kirby is a big, pink ball of death and evil. He WILL find that Gorge, especially if he fires his web. Don't forget, it's a side scroller, so his back is covered.
Kirby: ayayayayaya!
Gorgie: eh..
Kirby: ayayayayya!
Gorgie: ehh...
And then Kirby like hit the gorgie in the face like
Kirby: ayayaya0! *poof*
Gorgie: ow
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And if anyone says, "KIBRY BLOWZE LOLOL", I'll be forced to kill you... <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
KIBRY BLOWZE LOLOLOLOL
Erm, Ok I don't want to be like that guy on Urban Dictionary making fun of moogles so discount what I said earlier... BTW if a Moogle were to enter that fight IT would win most certainly...
But discounting the moogle, Kirby would most certainly win, though after playing Air Ride on the GC, I kinda want him to lose now.
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Kirby is the name of a little pink ball with shoes that can walk around and use 1337 inhaling abilities to absorb enemies and use their powers, and get high. He's featured in many Nintendo games, usually ones that have 'Kirby' somewhere in the title. He's without the high in the games, but c'mon, no one can breath in like that for no reason. Pink == no lung disease?
Kirby would be the hero of the game and prance around in a side scroller while a gorge in the back/foreground plups down walls of lame, spits out babblers, drops bilebomb, spins webbing attempting to murder kirby. Kirby should able to suck in the babblers and spit them back at the wol or the gorge where the gorge can heal its wol and has a slightly slow regen rate. Maybe even become cloaked if it stop moving!
Like spit and bilebomb.. and yeah.. he would get fatter.
Kirby sucks one of them and becomes "Defense Kirby", with a small round shield.
Bob evolves into Redeem-Bob while Defense Kirby tries to soak the egg without any success.
Bob spits on Kirby, but he just blocks all spits with his shield.
Kirby is going to Ram bob, hits him, and bob redeems.
Kirby spits out the defense chamber and soaks in the second one while he almost gets healspayed to death.
The defense chamber he just soaked in heals him once, but he lost his shield therefore.
Without any upgrades the gorge drops an Offense chamber.
Kirby also soaks in the offense chamber getting hurt a little, but becoming Offense-Kirby with spikes all over.
Gorge would win easy - specially with all the upgrades. He'd win better with Babblers. Damn them for removing the best weapon in history. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->