The Ultimate Ns Showdown!

TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Godlyness</div> Who would win in a fight.... Kirby or The Gorge!?!?

(>O_O)> VS <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    Kirby. Hands down, Kirby will pwn a lone Gorge. There has to be at least 3 Aliens there, otherwise Kirby will just suck one up and pwn the other one. And hope he doesn't suck the Onos first (in a non-sexual way). And if anyone says, "KIBRY BLOWZE LOLOL", I'll be forced to kill you... <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    ahhh... but you cant eat what you cant see <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    lets not forget our loveable gorge has great tools such as webbing.
  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    WTH is Kirby? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BreflBrefl Join Date: 2004-02-11 Member: 26383Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BeRzErKeR+Feb 12 2004, 03:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BeRzErKeR @ Feb 12 2004, 03:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> WTH is Kirby? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now this is a sad day for gamers... I think you should have to pass a test to buy a game. No, two tests. One's an IQ test and the other is a 'gaming knowledge' test.
  • ThinGThinG Lord of wub and vlaai Join Date: 2003-04-11 Member: 15400Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    Shoot that man please!

    Kirby would win... always....

    *hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooompf*


    ...


    *PFOOMP*

    win!
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Trevelyan+Feb 12 2004, 03:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Trevelyan @ Feb 12 2004, 03:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ahhh... but you cant eat what you cant see <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    lets not forget our loveable gorge has great tools such as webbing. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But don't forget that Kirby is a big, pink ball of death and evil. He WILL find that Gorge, especially if he fires his web. Don't forget, it's a side scroller, so his back is covered.
  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    Aww cmon, tell meh. I've heard the name, but I've never played any of the games.
  • g0opyg0opy Join Date: 2003-11-02 Member: 22233Members, Constellation
    It would be like:

    Kirby: ayayayayaya!
    Gorgie: eh..
    Kirby: ayayayayya!
    Gorgie: ehh...
    And then Kirby like hit the gorgie in the face like
    Kirby: ayayaya0! *poof*
    Gorgie: ow
    and so on <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited February 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Crono5788+Feb 12 2004, 03:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Crono5788 @ Feb 12 2004, 03:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And hope he doesn't suck the Onos first (in a non-sexual way).

    And if anyone says, "KIBRY BLOWZE LOLOL", I'll be forced to kill you...  <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    KIBRY BLOWZE LOLOLOLOL


    Erm, Ok I don't want to be like that guy on Urban Dictionary making fun of moogles so discount what I said earlier... BTW if a Moogle were to enter that fight IT would win most certainly...

    But discounting the moogle, Kirby would most certainly win, though after playing Air Ride on the GC, I kinda want him to lose now.
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    Last Kirby game I played was The Crystal Shards, so I still have a positive memory (especially since I pwn3d with him and Link in Super Smash Brothers). And Berzerker... I can't tell you what Kirby is. You can't be told. You have to know it, feel it in your soul. Like the Bhraman, it's bodiless, empowring, purifing.
    ...

    Kirby is the name of a little pink ball with shoes that can walk around and use 1337 inhaling abilities to absorb enemies and use their powers, and get high. He's featured in many Nintendo games, usually ones that have 'Kirby' somewhere in the title. He's without the high in the games, but c'mon, no one can breath in like that for no reason. Pink == no lung disease?
  • chia-onochia-ono Join Date: 2002-11-27 Member: 10053Members
    Someone go make a flash game on this and then tell us who will win.

    Kirby would be the hero of the game and prance around in a side scroller while a gorge in the back/foreground plups down walls of lame, spits out babblers, drops bilebomb, spins webbing attempting to murder kirby. Kirby should able to suck in the babblers and spit them back at the wol or the gorge where the gorge can heal its wol and has a slightly slow regen rate. Maybe even become cloaked if it stop moving!
  • AfrAfr Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16240Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Kirby would eat him. and get his powers!1!1!1!

    Like spit and bilebomb.. and yeah.. he would get fatter.
  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    As a good gorge "Bob" would drop 2 Defense chambers first.
    Kirby sucks one of them and becomes "Defense Kirby", with a small round shield.
    Bob evolves into Redeem-Bob while Defense Kirby tries to soak the egg without any success.
    Bob spits on Kirby, but he just blocks all spits with his shield.
    Kirby is going to Ram bob, hits him, and bob redeems.
    Kirby spits out the defense chamber and soaks in the second one while he almost gets healspayed to death.
    The defense chamber he just soaked in heals him once, but he lost his shield therefore.
    Without any upgrades the gorge drops an Offense chamber.
    Kirby also soaks in the offense chamber getting hurt a little, but becoming Offense-Kirby with spikes all over.
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    OMG! Kirby is a friggin marshmallow, one spit will fux him over big time. Hahah, healspray him. God I hate Kirby. All the gorge has to do is take a humungous sh*t when Kirby is trying to suck him up and Kirby will turn into sh*t.
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    I would win ofcourse duh <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    By like the fifth post I realised my mistake, and what everyone was actually talking about. You see, I read "Kirby" as "Kilroy", resulting in much hilarity. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Gorge would win easy - specially with all the upgrades. He'd win better with Babblers. Damn them for removing the best weapon in history. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
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