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lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Paddy sings Knockin' on Comm's Door!</div> lyndak presents "Paddy Bugger - Knockin' on Comm's door!"

Here he is, the man himself, that phoned Flayra about the whole "It's ONI!" thing.

Enjoy.

<a href='http://www.dyskrasia.nl/comm%20comm%20comm.wma' target='_blank'>http://www.dyskrasia.nl/comm%20comm%20comm.wma</a>
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  • FletcherFletcher Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25071Members
    OH MY GOD LYNDAK U POSTED MY SONG!
    LANGER!
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    ah well, hope u like it!!!
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Fletcher+Feb 8 2004, 06:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fletcher @ Feb 8 2004, 06:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OH MY GOD LYNDAK U POSTED MY SONG!
    LANGER!
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    ah well, hope u like it!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's for not including me in it bish!
  • DaxxDaxx Join Date: 2002-04-16 Member: 460Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    NS Country. Run away! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-lyndak+Feb 8 2004, 06:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lyndak @ Feb 8 2004, 06:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lyndak presents "Paddy Bugger - Knockin' on Comm's door!"

    Here he is, the man himself, that phoned Flayra about the whole "It's ONI!" thing.

    Enjoy.

    <a href='http://www.dyskrasia.nl/comm%20comm%20comm.wma' target='_blank'>http://www.dyskrasia.nl/comm%20comm%20comm.wma</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ok... enlighten me.. someone called Flayra? I haven't been in General for awhile.
  • LemurZoboomafooLemurZoboomafoo Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8131Members
    edited February 2004
    olololololo

    *holds a lighter high in the air and sways*
  • CutterJoeCutterJoe Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11594Members, Constellation
    HA HA HA now thats a classic guys. Love it.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited February 2004
    Awesome. Me likes. Oh yeah and 404 hes referring to the whole arguement between Fletcher and Flayra, Fletcher said that the plural of Onos was Onos, and the disagreement was that others beleived it was Onii. (Or was it the other way around?) Apparently he actually phoned Flayra at home to point this out.

    Anyway keep up the good work.
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    edited February 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-404NotFound+Feb 8 2004, 06:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (404NotFound @ Feb 8 2004, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-lyndak+Feb 8 2004, 06:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lyndak @ Feb 8 2004, 06:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lyndak presents "Paddy Bugger - Knockin' on Comm's door!"

    Here he is, the man himself, that phoned Flayra about the whole "It's ONI!" thing.

    Enjoy.

    <a href='http://www.dyskrasia.nl/comm%20comm%20comm.wma' target='_blank'>http://www.dyskrasia.nl/comm%20comm%20comm.wma</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ok... enlighten me.. someone called Flayra? I haven't been in General for awhile. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, I called Flayra regarding my consti membership, Paddy bugger said he wanted to sign up with the constellation, so I gave him his number in good faith, and instead, he harassed him over the phone - thus the "If you saw more than one onos..." thread that's on its like 92nd page.
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    edited February 2004
    ROFFLE @ SONG

    [EDIT]I'd love it more if the quality was higher so I could understand more of the words.
  • FieariFieari Join Date: 2002-10-22 Member: 1566Members, Constellation
    Lyrics, as I hear them:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Commander take this LMG
    Their carapace is level three
    Focus won't even leave a scratch
    And level 1 weapons beccon {something}

    Comm comm comm you're a ****'in newb x4
    Yeah yeah yeah

    Jesus Christ now, Comm they've got fades!
    And it doesn't help when you drop eight phase gates (in the same place)
    And when you ask us "what's the matter?"
    It makes me wanna break down and cry

    So, this is a message to all new comms
    If I see you in the god**** chair
    I'll douse you in oil and tie you down
    And set you on fire 'till your corpse is charcoal ground

    Comm comm comm you're a ****'in newb (what's the story boy, yeah?)
    Comm comm comm you're a ****'in newb (what's the {something something})
    Comm comm comm you're a ****'in newb ({something something})
    Comm comm comm you're a ****'in newb
    {something something} problem<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    And level 1 weapons {sounds like beccon} crap

    And when you ask us "what's the matter?" ("what's an Onos?")

    Comm comm comm you're a ****'in newb (what's the {crack cloysta?})
    Comm comm comm you're a ****'in newb ({how's the bullets?})
    {something something} problem {How's your buttox/bullecks/brother?}
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    edited February 2004
    I'll clarify as I've heard this <b>so</b> many times over Ventrilo, usually after several pints of the good stuff.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Commander take this LMG,
    Their carapace is level three,
    A full clip won't even leave a scratch,
    And level one weapons is fe*kin' crap!

    <i><b># Chorus #:</b>
    Comm comm comm, you're a ****in' n00b,
    Comm comm comm, you're a ****in' n00b,
    Comm comm comm, you're a ****in' n00b,
    Comm comm comm, you're a ****in' n00b!
    Yeah yeah yeah,</i>

    Jesus Christ Comm now they've got fades!
    And it doesn't help when you drop eight phase gates (in the same place),
    And when you ask us "what's an Onos?"
    It makes me wanna break down and cry,

    <b><i># Chorus #</i></b>

    So, this is a message to all n00b comms
    If I see you in the god**** chair
    I'll douse you in oil and tie you down
    And set you on fire 'til your corpse is charcoal ground

    Comm comm comm, you're a ****in' newb (what's the story boy, yeah?)
    Comm comm comm, you're a ****in' newb (what's the ^craic, Cloistar?!)
    Comm comm comm, you're a ****in' newb (How's the b*llocks?)
    Comm comm comm, you're a ****in' newb
    Hooows yer b**lloooocks

    <i>^ craic pronounced "crack" - meaning Good time, laugh, etc.</i>
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Just a little background, Cloisty's one of our clan members, "How's the crack?" & "Hows the b*llocks" are both Paddy expressions like "Hey, 'sup?" for you yanks.

    Hope that's cleared things up.
  • Cartman2beCartman2be Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21103Members
    Lyrics are cool. But cant listen to it here at school (For obvious reasons) but i'll be looking forward to listen at home.
  • VarsityVarsity Join Date: 2004-01-29 Member: 25687Members
    I'm going to have to bind that to a key so I can play it in-game. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    LOooolll, I love that voice <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Sounds like I have heard it before <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Diablo_fxDiablo_fx Join Date: 2003-02-21 Member: 13793Members
  • NupiNupi Join Date: 2002-12-16 Member: 10898Members
    ahaha!. The lyrics rock! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    imagine ns music video with this song <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-lyndak+Feb 9 2004, 05:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lyndak @ Feb 9 2004, 05:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "How's the crack?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's actually spelt craic <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    Perfect music for noob comms. Lol, gotta get that key binded!
  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Feb 9 2004, 08:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Feb 9 2004, 08:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> LOooolll, I love that voice <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Sounds like I have heard it before <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God knows Flayra has <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CloistCloist Join Date: 2004-02-04 Member: 26041Members
    LOL im in the parody w00t thanks fletch ya paddy <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • lyndaklyndak God Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8419Members, Constellation
    edited February 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--_Phoenix_-+Feb 9 2004, 08:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-_Phoenix_- @ Feb 9 2004, 08:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-lyndak+Feb 9 2004, 05:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lyndak @ Feb 9 2004, 05:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "How's the crack?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's actually spelt craic <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So he <b>ISN'T</b> referring to the crack of ones arse? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Never considered it as craic, it's background is somewhat shadey, but I think it originated in Cornwall, NOT Ireland.

    Down here we pronounce it "crake" - not "crack."

    Still, 80% of people on here are ignorant yanks, so it'll have to be spelt <i>fo-net-ik-al-lee</i>.
  • FlakXFlakX Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25070Members
    Proud to say I heard this over ventrilo before it ever got recorded. Arright, paddy bugger, whatever you do, resist MTV's offer for a record label. Hmm.... no wait, let's have them make a music video involving britney spears trying to comm singing backup nubbish vocals. o_O "Oops I did it again, I recycled the IP, got lost in the game"
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    OMG thats like the best song I've ever hears related to NS ^^
  • FlakXFlakX Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25070Members
    edited February 2004
    Craic - (courtesy of babylon.com)

    London Slang
    craic
    something that is 'a laugh' eg. "It'll be a right craic". Of Irish origin.

    Everyday English and Slang in Ireland
    Craic (n)
    (pronounced crack) fun time and good conversation
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    hm... sege canunz s0ndz a l07 m0r3 p0wazful3r 7h4n 53n7ry 7urr3n7ts, m3b3 18 0f 7h3m wil k33l 7his 0wn0z 7ing

    If you want a poorly animated music video for an NS rap song, try the Boondock Marines video.
  • FletcherFletcher Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25071Members
    edited February 2004
    Commander take this LMG
    their carapace is level 3
    full clips wont even leave a scratch
    lvl 1 weps is feckin crap

    comm comm comm ur a ****** noob
    comm comm comm ur a ****** noob
    comm comm comm ur a ****** noob
    comm comm comm ur a ****** noob
    yeah yeah yeah yeah

    oh jesus christ comm, now theyve got fades
    and it dosent help that u dropped 8 phase gaaates, in the same place
    and when u ask us whats an onos
    it makes me wanna break down and cry!
    SO
    this is a message to all noob comms
    if i see u in that god damn chair
    ill douse u in oil and tie u down
    and set u on fire till your corpse is charcoal ground

    comm comm comm your a ****** noob (whats the story boy yeah)
    comm comm comm your a ****** noob (whats the craic cloista)
    comm comm comm your a ****** noob (hows the bollocks?)
    comm comm comm your a ****** noob (hows .. your.. bollocks?!)

    Howre ye, this is the paddy fella.
    thats pretty much the lyrics for the yanks who need several attempts to come to terms with the accent, dont worry, everyone does.

    oh, and dont worry(or worry alot, depending on your feckin taste) thats not the last of my parodys, and if anyone wants to hook up with me for some duet parodys over voice chat, be my guest!
    i can be found often enough on
    #hd.ns
    which is on irc.quakenet.org
    msn = wtbclan@hotmail.com
    hows the craic?
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Lemur|Zoboomafoo+Feb 8 2004, 06:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lemur|Zoboomafoo @ Feb 8 2004, 06:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> olololololo

    *holds a lighter high in the air and sways* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol
  • BuggyBuggy Join Date: 2003-11-08 Member: 22400Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Varsity+Feb 9 2004, 05:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Varsity @ Feb 9 2004, 05:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm going to have to bind that to a key so I can play it in-game. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    tell me how tell me how!
  • PricePrice Join Date: 2003-09-27 Member: 21247Members
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