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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    thank you for a most <i>hi</i>-larious article about stupid idiots.

    i just... really, i love them.

    "MY COFFEE WAS HOT I MEAN W7F, MY HAND IS BURNED!! WHO DRINKS F***ING HOT COFFEE??!?"

    "LOOK AT ME! I'M HUGE!! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THERE WAS <i>FAT</i> IN FAST FOOD!? THEY ADVERTISE IT AS FAST AND THEN DON'T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT'S IN IT!!!"

    "I WAS BREAKING IN THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT OF HIS HOUSE AND I FELL ON A F***ING KNIFE!!! WHO THE HELL LEAVES A KNIFE ON THE COUNTER?? I'M GLAD I'M GETTING HIS MONEY!!!"
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Night-Eagle+Jan 8 2004, 06:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Night-Eagle @ Jan 8 2004, 06:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Okay, well there are dumb warnings...

    *Looks at "No keyboard detected, press F1 to continue"*
    I was laughing at that one for 3 mins. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> ^^^ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I've actually seen that <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I am beginning to wonder how people can be so retarded so many times...
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Comprox+Jan 8 2004, 11:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ Jan 8 2004, 11:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> There, I can generalize too, based on one guy I saw in Amsterdam. Next? <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> [/QUOTE]
    Man, after reading this it shows me that <b>all</b> Americans are defensive, stuck up and arrogant <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> Oh, and they refuse to be wrong!

    *pokes Ned in the back* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Shouldn't you be swilling beer, eating bacon, and watching eSPN classic re-runs of Gretsky's Sports Century? Damned canubians...
  • Night_EagleNight_Eagle Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22373Members
    edited January 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--Comprox+Jan 8 2004, 10:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ Jan 8 2004, 10:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jan 8 2004, 02:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jan 8 2004, 02:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--DaMu+Jan 8 2004, 04:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DaMu @ Jan 8 2004, 04:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No offense meant, but are Americans really THAT stupid?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, based on this one guy you now have enough empirical data to judge 300,000,000 people. What country are you from, so that I may make broad sweeping generalisations and stereotypes?

    Update: Ahh! I can see from your IP address that you are probably Dutch and from Amsterdam. Every single one of your countrymen are degenerate pot-head losers that live off the dole, have endless unwed mothers and orphans, and love all forms of vice, making you the stinking scum-alley of vice in western europe.

    There, I can generalize too, based on one guy I saw in Amsterdam. Next? <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Man, after reading this it shows me that <b>all</b> Americans are defensive, stuck up and arrogant <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> Oh, and they refuse to be wrong!

    *pokes Ned in the back* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <i>All</i> of them?

    I'm not even going to touch this one... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    lol this is like those radio comericals in GTA: VC

    "When I ran out of my medication and burned down that burger joint I got the money I deserved"


    "it sure was a tragedy when my wife fell off that cliff! Im glad these lawyers were able to show the truth when I tried to push her off to safety"


    or however they go..

    "so and so attorneys at law, we will find the truth, no matter how absured or impractical it may be!"

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited January 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jan 8 2004, 02:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jan 8 2004, 02:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just feel like being sarcasmo today. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If that's the case, you are in fine form, MonsE.

    Also, I think this answer's your discussion thread asking "Are we getting smarter or dumber?"
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--boooger+Jan 8 2004, 10:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (boooger @ Jan 8 2004, 10:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->My dog got hit by a car, my tv is broken, my family doesn't like to eat mcdonalds and the remote is lost to my tv, all of this is Flayra's and the devs fault for creating NS, which is so addicting all of these bad things happened<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You should make that into one of those crappy country songs. (wait, aren't they all crappy? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> ) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ALLLLLL MY EX'S LIVE IN TEXAS
  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    Americans sue everyone for everything. Please explain why you got this kind of justice system.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    It aint the justice system thats screwed up, it is:
    1) The people who do stupid things then try to balme others
    2) The Lawyers that convice their clients that they should sue said company for what ever reason (yes we CAN blame it all on lawyers <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
    3) The Juries that award said stupid people and thier lawyers stupid amounts of cash

    And as for the keyboardnot detected press F1 to continue? I figgured out the solution <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    pop open your bios and find the thing that says Halt On: and then make sure it will not halt on the lack of a keyboard <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> (This actualy matters to me b/c I only had 1 keyboard for my 2 comps but I had em wired together so I could remotly control the second <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jan 8 2004, 12:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jan 8 2004, 12:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--DaMu+Jan 8 2004, 04:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DaMu @ Jan 8 2004, 04:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No offense meant, but are Americans really THAT stupid?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, based on this one guy you now have enough empirical data to judge 300,000,000 people. What country are you from, so that I may make broad sweeping generalisations and stereotypes?

    Update: Ahh! I can see from your IP address that you are probably Dutch and from Amsterdam. Every single one of your countrymen are degenerate pot-head losers that live off the dole, have endless unwed mothers and orphans, and love all forms of vice, making you the stinking scum-alley of vice in western europe.

    There, I can generalize too, based on one guy I saw in Amsterdam. Next? <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Monsieur wins hands down
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dragon_Mech+Jan 9 2004, 02:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Jan 9 2004, 02:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Also, I think this answer's your discussion thread asking "Are we getting smarter or dumber?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dumberer!!!

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Thanks TAK. Not sure you'll get a lot of people agreeing with you, though. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nomble+Jan 9 2004, 09:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nomble @ Jan 9 2004, 09:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Americans sue everyone for everything. Please explain why you got this kind of justice system. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Greed mongers
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Ok, until now I feared that NS would become an outright addiction of mine. Now I don't. Should that happen, I'll just sue the NS development team. ^^
  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jan 8 2004, 03:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jan 8 2004, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--DaMu+Jan 8 2004, 04:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DaMu @ Jan 8 2004, 04:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No offense meant, but are Americans really THAT stupid?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, based on this one guy you now have enough empirical data to judge 300,000,000 people. What country are you from, so that I may make broad sweeping generalisations and stereotypes?

    Update: Ahh! I can see from your IP address that you are probably Dutch and from Amsterdam. Every single one of your countrymen are degenerate pot-head losers that live off the dole, have endless unwed mothers and orphans, and love all forms of vice, making you the stinking scum-alley of vice in western europe.

    There, I can generalize too, based on one guy I saw in Amsterdam. Next? <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ok first of all repeat after me " Goooosfraaabaaaaa"
    And now:
    1)I am not from amsterdam. Nor am i from Holland
    2) I am not generalising anyone. Onl saying the law system thingy in america is weird. Not smart (stupid) Not like it is here (weird). I did not call lanyone a looser or scum
    only weird
    3) I dont think I am the only one who has noticed a pattern of completely rediculous lawsuits. (children suing Mc Donalds for being fat and stuff like that. Nothing like that
    has happened anywhere else)
    4) Gooooooosfraaaabaaaaa
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    Hey NED!

    Us Canadians don't watch ESPN, we have TSN.
    Stupid!
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited January 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Jan 9 2004, 10:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Jan 9 2004, 10:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Thanks TAK. Not sure you'll get a lot of people agreeing with you, though. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm going to have to be one of those people, MonsE. I lived in Holland for a year, and I loved it. To be honest, the only drugs I ever saw in use was a cigarette. Then again, I never went to the Red Light District either... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    In all sieriousness though, people in Holland are great. I found them a very friendly, open society. In fact, while my faily lived there, a man walked up to my father and <i>thanked him for America's help in WWII.</i>

    Plus, I have to add that the Netherlands has stiffer penalties for harder drugs like Heroin than the US and has <i>lower</i> rates of drug addiction.
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    <!--QuoteBegin--Comprox+Jan 9 2004, 05:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ Jan 9 2004, 05:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [SNIP]

    Can we get any more ironic? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I read "ironic" as "iconic".

    --Scythe--
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited January 2004
    Earth to Dragon Mech - you seem to have missed an entire joke from me and thought that I was serious. I was not. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

    Sidenote: I honeymoon there and stayed in the Red Light. You would have seen drugs had you been there. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    You took your new wife to the red light district...
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Necrotic+Jan 13 2004, 11:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necrotic @ Jan 13 2004, 11:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You took your new wife to the red light district... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    new wife... Oh we are talking about back in the 60's.
  • zoobyzooby Join Date: 2003-08-26 Member: 20236Members
    Random crap about why Charter sucks:

    They died and crapped out in my area, and all my friends got disconnected for about two hours. Ahahaha
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    For some reason I have been breaking MonsE's balls this whole thread, I hope he knows I'm just kidding around!

    Maybe I am starting to feel old (21) and am fareful to get older.
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