Ns Poem
JesusFreak
Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16173Members
Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16173Members
'Twas teh nite before Christmas, when all thru teh hive
Not a skulk was gorging, and waypoints ignored by squad five;
Teh comm was ejected from teh chair with no care,
Shotties were dropped knowing teh skulk rush was there;
There were no gorges, or even res,
From nowhere came a voice saying "This place is a mess";
With plenty of res towers to cap,
teh marines spread out all thru teh map,
When out of nowhere came a chuckle from teh ceiling,
Teh marines job no longer sounded appealing.
Away to teh base they flew with a dash,
They cared about their lives more then they did teh cash.
A gorge dropped some dcs because he did know
U'd need carapace and regen inorder to beat your foe,
Then teh 2nd hive appeared,
now teh aliens were something to be feared.
Now teh marines had their lvl 1,
teh battle had just begun.
They knew if they didn't get a res tower,
The aliens would have all the power.
Now some skulks were going fade,
Thanks to teh dcs the gorges had made.
Teh marines were trying to grab res,
teh comm was a mess.
He had all teh upgrades,
cept jp or has;
fades were blinking outside,
main base where the marines reside
Teh comm dropped some hmgs and shotties,
everywhere there were dead bodies;
Fades were dead teh battle was won,
But teh war for teh hives had just begun.
Teh marines phasegated to hive eclipse,
and unloaded their guns ammo clips;
Comm dropped a tf and phasegate to secure teh hive,
To compcore they headed teh marines all five.
Teh aliens at teh hive started to gestate,
Onos and lerk would determine their fate;
marines entered the hive not knowing what to expect,
if teh commander didn't drop medpacks they threatened to eject.
Thus started teh war,
for hive compcore.
teh onos tried to stun,
as the marines unloaded their gun.
Teh onos digested teh marines into their body so stout,
as the marines frantically fired to try and help them out.
But the lerks umbra and spores proved to be too strong;
Teh comm recycled so the game would not prolong.
He got out of comm and closed his eyes,
he had been digested which was no big suprise;
They said their gg's and all joined a team,
then it crashed and they all blamed it on steam.
Not a skulk was gorging, and waypoints ignored by squad five;
Teh comm was ejected from teh chair with no care,
Shotties were dropped knowing teh skulk rush was there;
There were no gorges, or even res,
From nowhere came a voice saying "This place is a mess";
With plenty of res towers to cap,
teh marines spread out all thru teh map,
When out of nowhere came a chuckle from teh ceiling,
Teh marines job no longer sounded appealing.
Away to teh base they flew with a dash,
They cared about their lives more then they did teh cash.
A gorge dropped some dcs because he did know
U'd need carapace and regen inorder to beat your foe,
Then teh 2nd hive appeared,
now teh aliens were something to be feared.
Now teh marines had their lvl 1,
teh battle had just begun.
They knew if they didn't get a res tower,
The aliens would have all the power.
Now some skulks were going fade,
Thanks to teh dcs the gorges had made.
Teh marines were trying to grab res,
teh comm was a mess.
He had all teh upgrades,
cept jp or has;
fades were blinking outside,
main base where the marines reside
Teh comm dropped some hmgs and shotties,
everywhere there were dead bodies;
Fades were dead teh battle was won,
But teh war for teh hives had just begun.
Teh marines phasegated to hive eclipse,
and unloaded their guns ammo clips;
Comm dropped a tf and phasegate to secure teh hive,
To compcore they headed teh marines all five.
Teh aliens at teh hive started to gestate,
Onos and lerk would determine their fate;
marines entered the hive not knowing what to expect,
if teh commander didn't drop medpacks they threatened to eject.
Thus started teh war,
for hive compcore.
teh onos tried to stun,
as the marines unloaded their gun.
Teh onos digested teh marines into their body so stout,
as the marines frantically fired to try and help them out.
But the lerks umbra and spores proved to be too strong;
Teh comm recycled so the game would not prolong.
He got out of comm and closed his eyes,
he had been digested which was no big suprise;
They said their gg's and all joined a team,
then it crashed and they all blamed it on steam.
Comments
Anyway, nice poem but you should have skipped the "teh"s <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
don't think it only took you 15 mins..
18?
teh is teh win!!
Yes you are teh winnar <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
the ending raps it up perfectly =OP
it seams like theres always some1 who is a freidly soul and makes the day by giving other people a laugh
I "laughed out loud" when i heard the ending <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
Nice work though
- RD
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Too bad it didnt quite follow a proper game though seriously no mention of electricity, no cc spam and defintely no turreting base at the end.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
If there had been electricity and cc spam I doubt they would have taken down a hive, and they turreted eclipse (hence teh tf), and you can pretend he put a cc and electrified the tf and res if you want.