Synopsys
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Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
<div class="IPBDescription">A Natural Selection Comedy</div> Captain Robertson's ship came out of slipspace at about 0600. He reset the systems to normal mode and looked out the bridge.
"Sir?" the deck XO came up to the captain.
"What is it now?"
"Well, your mandatory, completeley random drug test results came back."
"...And?"
"You tested positive for crack and ecstasy, or 'Crackstacy' "
"Err...i know nothing of this 'Crackstacy' you speak of."
"But sir...it's right here in the analysis report."
"I don't give a crap if its written on the side of the Statue of Liberty, I DID NOT take drugs."
"We found them in your quarters."
"Oh."
Akward silence.
"Can I plead mental illness?" asked the captain.
"Uh...no."
"****."
"Alright, take him away boys. Now that the captain is gone, that make me the captain. Things are gonna be a little different around here...BRING IN THE STRIPPERS!!!"
Skanky strippers entered the deck. It was the beginning of a new campaign.
THE END
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"Sir?" the deck XO came up to the captain.
"What is it now?"
"Well, your mandatory, completeley random drug test results came back."
"...And?"
"You tested positive for crack and ecstasy, or 'Crackstacy' "
"Err...i know nothing of this 'Crackstacy' you speak of."
"But sir...it's right here in the analysis report."
"I don't give a crap if its written on the side of the Statue of Liberty, I DID NOT take drugs."
"We found them in your quarters."
"Oh."
Akward silence.
"Can I plead mental illness?" asked the captain.
"Uh...no."
"****."
"Alright, take him away boys. Now that the captain is gone, that make me the captain. Things are gonna be a little different around here...BRING IN THE STRIPPERS!!!"
Skanky strippers entered the deck. It was the beginning of a new campaign.
THE END
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Am i the only one who didn't understand this ?
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