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F_o_RStorm
Join Date: 2002-08-05 Member: 1076Members
Join Date: 2002-08-05 Member: 1076Members
<div class="IPBDescription">The results would be spooky.</div>After a PT, we somehow we brought up the discussion of what it would be like to have advertising completely take over NS. We came up with some damn hilarious conclusions:
<tommyd> if you think about it... how would a lv4 produce a huge projectile like an acid rocket in <1 sec?
<TheAlmightyHat> Don't ask me, I'm not an fade-ologist!
<[FoR]Storm> He drinks a lot of sunny d before he goes into battle..
<[FoR]Storm> How should we know tommy?
<Plaguebearer> if the bug that causes them to hit the firer when you try to shoot them is taken out, then the selfdamage problem will take care of itself
<TheAlmightyHat> It would be cool if attached to his back were canisters of sunny d
<[FoR]Storm> lol
<[FoR]Storm> Yeah NS could become a sellout game!
<[FoR]Storm> Why is lvl 4 so strong? He drinks sunny d! That's why!
<TheAlmightyHat> Marines wear New Balance boots
<tommyd> lol sponser tags on the marine uniforms
<tommyd> like racecar drivers
<[FoR]Storm> lol!
<[FoR]Storm> The cc has a big pepsi sticker slapped on it.
<tommyd> 'id like to thank my sponsers, Marlboro and Tide for this amazing victory against the aliens'
<TheAlmightyHat> 'Gee Mr. Marine, how do you fly around in that jetpack so well?' 'Well you see, Timmy, I use the best kind of boots out there. New Balance! If you don't wear them, you suck at everything!' 'Thanks, Mr. Marine!' 'No problem Timmy!'
<[FoR]Storm> LOL
<[FoR]Storm> holy damn, so funny. Laughing so hard.
<tommyd> yea, pretty soon you'll see Flayra whering a Nike hat 24/7 like Tiger Woods
<[FoR]Storm> lol
<TheAlmightyHat> 'Pepsi Armory, for those who think young! *wink*'
<pac|h0m3w0rK> ALiens get a Coca-Cola hive. Crush the Pepsi humans!
<pac|h0m3w0rK> It's a coke can with vines.
<tommyd> Pepsi VS Coke gamemode!
<TheAlmightyHat> The lerk shoots spikes with Sprite stickers on them
<TheAlmightyHat> His chuckle turns into 'Quench your thirst!'
<Comprox> pepsi colored grenades <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
<[FoR]Storm> One marine sponsored by pepsi, the other by coke. They begin to pistol whip each other in the face.
<[FoR]Storm> Woah. Pepsi coloured?
<Silverfox> ...
<coil-m0v13> wait!
<TheAlmightyHat> Yes, brown grenades
<Silverfox> lol, you guys have problems ..
<coil-m0v13> that's the MvM scenario!!!!!!!!
<[FoR]Storm> Naw.
<coil-m0v13> RIVAL SPONSORS!
<TheAlmightyHat> haha
<[FoR]Storm> Brown grenade. How trendy!
<TheAlmightyHat> But make the sponsors like 'MacDonalds' and 'Burger King'
<pac|h0m3w0rK> Satan vs Jesus!
<tommyd> im gonna post this on the forums
<TheAlmightyHat> What's the McDonalds slogan? We love the way you smile?
<Comprox> Mircosoft and Apple "No, our command console software is better!<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
<TheAlmightyHat> Marine1: 'We love the way you smile, biotch!' Marine2: 'Have a Whopper, from my grenade launcher!
<tommyd> ROOOOFL
<Fam> Ive got a whopper right here!
<[FoR]Storm> So typical of a marine.
* Fam reads up a bit.
<Fam> Oh, sorry, nm.
<Silverfox> its 'we love to see you smile ...'
<Silverfox> =P
<TheAlmightyHat> Oh
<TheAlmightyHat> Well
* TheAlmightyHat committs seppeku
<Silverfox> good
<Grendel> What the hell are you crack heads talking about?
<Silverfox> lol
<TheAlmightyHat> Oh I know, I know, the alien infestation could be sponsored by Microsoft
<tommyd> 'i like to polish my new prototype lab with Turtle Wax, can't beat that shine'
<TheAlmightyHat> And the marines are Linux
<TheAlmightyHat> Little penguins on their jetpacks
<Comprox> Enron Marine - "Ok aliens, if we give you these fake stock options, which you can exercise in a year, become millionaries and buy out the human race, will you not kill us?"
<Silverfox> lol
<Fam> Pfft.
<TheAlmightyHat> 'When I'm in the heat of battle with an Ohnos, I like to know that my sweat won't bother me. That's why I use Icy-Hot deoderant. That way, when I'm running in terror, I won't be distracted by my sweaty armpits!'
<Plaguebearer> Seriously, though, hopefully in MvM mode, and in AvA, we can get different models for each team. Just changing colours would suck.
<Fam> Throw in Leeloo dallas and Ripley, its a blockbuster plot!
<Grendel> Leeloo? What would my cat be doing in it?
<Greedo386> yes, I'm sure there'll be different models
<Fam> Grendel, you sad, sad man.
<Comprox> Mircsoft marine = "man, I love this new HUD on my googles! Hey...wait, it just went all blue! I can't see!"
<Grendel> I didn't know it was a name. The lack of capitalisation threw me. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
<TheAlmightyHat> Meow Mix = Marine: I feed my Lerk good ol' fashioned Meow Mix! Lerk: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Marine: Meow Mix! It wor*CHOMP*---AUGH!!!
<Fam> Nokia Marine : "I can download new games for my visor from the TSA website!"
<tommyd> 'what would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you jump in a pit of 12 skulks?'
<Fam> Not now Skulk, I am playing Snake4!
<KungFuSquirrel> We need an NS version of the retirement at with that Colin guy from who's line is it anyway, heh
<TheAlmightyHat> 'When you just can't talk, try our new Verizon Wireless voiceless phone. Comes in handy when you're running away screaming like a little girl from a gade.'
<TheAlmightyHat> *Fade
<TheAlmightyHat> I can't think of any more
<Grendel> So, are there enough people here to actually play NS?
<KungFuSquirrel> or perhaps grenade? I think little girls running away from a live grenade is more amusing than running away from some frightening alien. <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
<KungFuSquirrel> perhaps that's just me
<[FoR]Storm> Posted
<Comprox> Marine wandering around the level over voice comm "Can you hear me now? Good!"
<Comprox> Verizon voiecomm, what every marine should use
<TheAlmightyHat> Commander: Yes I can hear you! Build the resource tower!
<Greedo386> Can you hear me now? *mute* Hello? Hey, you there?
<Comprox> lol
<TheAlmightyHat> Now comes with a handy mute feature, when that pesky commander gets on your nerves.
<[FoR]Storm> Grendy: we just finished a pt
<[FoR]Storm> But I'll play again.
<KungFuSquirrel> Dude! You're gettin' a Dell ™ Arms Lab!
<KFS[StoryDueTomorrow]> We sealed one skulk in this generic zipper bag and another in our patented Glad ultra-lock bag with dual zippers and color stripe. Which one would you rather be locked in a... err... oh, ####. *double skulk pounce*
<TheAlmightyHat> Don't get Mad, get Glad. Glad easyware containers, for when you can't find anything else to put those severed limbs in.
<pac|h0m3w0rK> *Kid opens lunch bag, marine head inside, kid frowns.* Next day *Kid opens lunchbag, skulk clings to his face*
<tommyd> 'when you are about to indulge in an intimate session with a female marine, do the right thing - Trojan Heavy Armor condoms'
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<tommyd> if you think about it... how would a lv4 produce a huge projectile like an acid rocket in <1 sec?
<TheAlmightyHat> Don't ask me, I'm not an fade-ologist!
<[FoR]Storm> He drinks a lot of sunny d before he goes into battle..
<[FoR]Storm> How should we know tommy?
<Plaguebearer> if the bug that causes them to hit the firer when you try to shoot them is taken out, then the selfdamage problem will take care of itself
<TheAlmightyHat> It would be cool if attached to his back were canisters of sunny d
<[FoR]Storm> lol
<[FoR]Storm> Yeah NS could become a sellout game!
<[FoR]Storm> Why is lvl 4 so strong? He drinks sunny d! That's why!
<TheAlmightyHat> Marines wear New Balance boots
<tommyd> lol sponser tags on the marine uniforms
<tommyd> like racecar drivers
<[FoR]Storm> lol!
<[FoR]Storm> The cc has a big pepsi sticker slapped on it.
<tommyd> 'id like to thank my sponsers, Marlboro and Tide for this amazing victory against the aliens'
<TheAlmightyHat> 'Gee Mr. Marine, how do you fly around in that jetpack so well?' 'Well you see, Timmy, I use the best kind of boots out there. New Balance! If you don't wear them, you suck at everything!' 'Thanks, Mr. Marine!' 'No problem Timmy!'
<[FoR]Storm> LOL
<[FoR]Storm> holy damn, so funny. Laughing so hard.
<tommyd> yea, pretty soon you'll see Flayra whering a Nike hat 24/7 like Tiger Woods
<[FoR]Storm> lol
<TheAlmightyHat> 'Pepsi Armory, for those who think young! *wink*'
<pac|h0m3w0rK> ALiens get a Coca-Cola hive. Crush the Pepsi humans!
<pac|h0m3w0rK> It's a coke can with vines.
<tommyd> Pepsi VS Coke gamemode!
<TheAlmightyHat> The lerk shoots spikes with Sprite stickers on them
<TheAlmightyHat> His chuckle turns into 'Quench your thirst!'
<Comprox> pepsi colored grenades <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
<[FoR]Storm> One marine sponsored by pepsi, the other by coke. They begin to pistol whip each other in the face.
<[FoR]Storm> Woah. Pepsi coloured?
<Silverfox> ...
<coil-m0v13> wait!
<TheAlmightyHat> Yes, brown grenades
<Silverfox> lol, you guys have problems ..
<coil-m0v13> that's the MvM scenario!!!!!!!!
<[FoR]Storm> Naw.
<coil-m0v13> RIVAL SPONSORS!
<TheAlmightyHat> haha
<[FoR]Storm> Brown grenade. How trendy!
<TheAlmightyHat> But make the sponsors like 'MacDonalds' and 'Burger King'
<pac|h0m3w0rK> Satan vs Jesus!
<tommyd> im gonna post this on the forums
<TheAlmightyHat> What's the McDonalds slogan? We love the way you smile?
<Comprox> Mircosoft and Apple "No, our command console software is better!<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
<TheAlmightyHat> Marine1: 'We love the way you smile, biotch!' Marine2: 'Have a Whopper, from my grenade launcher!
<tommyd> ROOOOFL
<Fam> Ive got a whopper right here!
<[FoR]Storm> So typical of a marine.
* Fam reads up a bit.
<Fam> Oh, sorry, nm.
<Silverfox> its 'we love to see you smile ...'
<Silverfox> =P
<TheAlmightyHat> Oh
<TheAlmightyHat> Well
* TheAlmightyHat committs seppeku
<Silverfox> good
<Grendel> What the hell are you crack heads talking about?
<Silverfox> lol
<TheAlmightyHat> Oh I know, I know, the alien infestation could be sponsored by Microsoft
<tommyd> 'i like to polish my new prototype lab with Turtle Wax, can't beat that shine'
<TheAlmightyHat> And the marines are Linux
<TheAlmightyHat> Little penguins on their jetpacks
<Comprox> Enron Marine - "Ok aliens, if we give you these fake stock options, which you can exercise in a year, become millionaries and buy out the human race, will you not kill us?"
<Silverfox> lol
<Fam> Pfft.
<TheAlmightyHat> 'When I'm in the heat of battle with an Ohnos, I like to know that my sweat won't bother me. That's why I use Icy-Hot deoderant. That way, when I'm running in terror, I won't be distracted by my sweaty armpits!'
<Plaguebearer> Seriously, though, hopefully in MvM mode, and in AvA, we can get different models for each team. Just changing colours would suck.
<Fam> Throw in Leeloo dallas and Ripley, its a blockbuster plot!
<Grendel> Leeloo? What would my cat be doing in it?
<Greedo386> yes, I'm sure there'll be different models
<Fam> Grendel, you sad, sad man.
<Comprox> Mircsoft marine = "man, I love this new HUD on my googles! Hey...wait, it just went all blue! I can't see!"
<Grendel> I didn't know it was a name. The lack of capitalisation threw me. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
<TheAlmightyHat> Meow Mix = Marine: I feed my Lerk good ol' fashioned Meow Mix! Lerk: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Marine: Meow Mix! It wor*CHOMP*---AUGH!!!
<Fam> Nokia Marine : "I can download new games for my visor from the TSA website!"
<tommyd> 'what would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you jump in a pit of 12 skulks?'
<Fam> Not now Skulk, I am playing Snake4!
<KungFuSquirrel> We need an NS version of the retirement at with that Colin guy from who's line is it anyway, heh
<TheAlmightyHat> 'When you just can't talk, try our new Verizon Wireless voiceless phone. Comes in handy when you're running away screaming like a little girl from a gade.'
<TheAlmightyHat> *Fade
<TheAlmightyHat> I can't think of any more
<Grendel> So, are there enough people here to actually play NS?
<KungFuSquirrel> or perhaps grenade? I think little girls running away from a live grenade is more amusing than running away from some frightening alien. <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
<KungFuSquirrel> perhaps that's just me
<[FoR]Storm> Posted
<Comprox> Marine wandering around the level over voice comm "Can you hear me now? Good!"
<Comprox> Verizon voiecomm, what every marine should use
<TheAlmightyHat> Commander: Yes I can hear you! Build the resource tower!
<Greedo386> Can you hear me now? *mute* Hello? Hey, you there?
<Comprox> lol
<TheAlmightyHat> Now comes with a handy mute feature, when that pesky commander gets on your nerves.
<[FoR]Storm> Grendy: we just finished a pt
<[FoR]Storm> But I'll play again.
<KungFuSquirrel> Dude! You're gettin' a Dell ™ Arms Lab!
<KFS[StoryDueTomorrow]> We sealed one skulk in this generic zipper bag and another in our patented Glad ultra-lock bag with dual zippers and color stripe. Which one would you rather be locked in a... err... oh, ####. *double skulk pounce*
<TheAlmightyHat> Don't get Mad, get Glad. Glad easyware containers, for when you can't find anything else to put those severed limbs in.
<pac|h0m3w0rK> *Kid opens lunch bag, marine head inside, kid frowns.* Next day *Kid opens lunchbag, skulk clings to his face*
<tommyd> 'when you are about to indulge in an intimate session with a female marine, do the right thing - Trojan Heavy Armor condoms'
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Comments
Otherwise, ROFL.
Marine1: Damn this turret its off.... I think the battery is really low..... Damn this cheap batteries!!
Marine2: My turret it´s still up and... HISSS!! TRATRATA TA TRA TA TA TA *body hits floor* well.... it works as you can see, that´s because i use Duracell.........
Commander: Gotcha.
Marine: Hurry Up
Commander: I have to wait for the sound byte to finish playing
Sound Byte: So, you've got a marine needing medical attention in the field, eh? Well, how about you slap a nice refreshing pepsi one in that medpack? Only 1 calorie! Mr. Marine will still have abs of steel to fight the aliens, while getting the taste he needs!
Marine: COMMANDER!
Onus: hehe...
Icy-hot isn't deodorant. it's a pain relief ointment. You're thinking of Degree.
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Ah, well, thanks for the info. I'll keep that in mind next time I'm satiring advertisements.
Regards,
Jürrgen
LMFAO.
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he speaks for all of us <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
But this, especially the, "This new HUD software from Microsoft is great! Just look at these feat- what the? My HUD has gone blue! I can't see anything!" was just...
I laughed. Out loud. Very loudly.
-Ryan!
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
-- Emo Phillips
He brushed his teeth today
*Focus on Gorge*
So did he
*Show Skulk about to eat marine*
But his toothpaste will stop working right here
Buy Crest or Trident or whatever I'm selling, lasts past the first marine!
...
GAH!
Advertising doesnt work in NS, only if there fictional brands and are pasted on bill bords on the various colonial outposts/ships.
I rest my case, over to you..... Bob
Very funny btw.
Unfortunatly, I can't think of any good slogans at the moment... methinks that could be a good time killer in the off topic forums!