*snif* i live in denmark... and... no tvprogram is showing family guy, but i downloaded some episodes... and dear god i loved it... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything. Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
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Bender = one of the funniest characters in anything, ever. No doubt about it. His laugh, the way he acts when he's sober, his voice and his attitude are all just fantastic. Of course, i like that one where he thinks he's a penguin.
Family Guy = Comedic genius to be honest. I've actually been banned from watching family guy downstairs in my house, and banned altogether when i'm eating. Reason? I had neighbours complaining i was laughing too loud, and i've almost died about twice choking on something while laughing so hard. It's those little clips they do between the main scenes... like when peter says something like "Remember when..." and it does a flashback.
And that one where they have to move down south... Two scens that had me laughing too hard:
The one where brian tries to jump into the car through the window and the window is closed, and he just collapses on the ground and the rest of the scene is just Peter saying things like "Wake Up Sleepy head!"
And with the racoon.... The first bit where it jumps out of the TV and attacks him made me laugh, when it came out of the fridge i almost choked. When it comes out of Louis' top... then out of the Gun... I was literally rofl.
Family Guy is coming back! OMG its a dream come true! Its by far the funniest cartoon ever made!
Doctor: "Ok and now to lighten the mood, Howie Mandel will blow up this surgical glove with only his nose" HM: /put glove over head "huoooooo... Pooooooooooooof" HM:"huoooooooooo...Poooooooooof", "huooooooooo... Poooooooof" /passes out and cracks his head on the desk *everyone is quite, looking at the blood oozing from his head Peter: AHaha haha haaHA
Lois: Whats Peters condition Doctor? Doctor: Mister Griffen you're fine Peter: Woah, woah.. Are you coming on to me? Lois: Peter, he's not comming on to you, hes telling you you're alright! Doctor: ...can't it be both?
Peter: So Doctor, uh, did you look at the abnormal growth? Doctor: Peter, that's your ****. Peter: Oh, and, um. And the-- Doctor: Those are your testicles.
Ahaha I fell on the ground when I watched that one (i think it was the mafia episode)
MonkfishSonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed!Join Date: 2003-06-03Member: 16972Members
the one where peter is walking down the stairs and just falls through the stairs , classic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Jefe+Nov 20 2003, 01:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jefe @ Nov 20 2003, 01:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If you excuse the bumpage...MORE FAMILY GUY QUOTES!!!
Quagmire: How old are you? Connie: 16 Quagmire: 18? You're first. Connie: MOOOOOMM!!! Quagmire: I like where this is going! giggity giggit gii gii ty <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> i love quadmire... "Ohhhhh right..."
"meg you 18 yet?"
"No..."
*walks away* X-D
Futurama is indeed better then family guy, just so much more variety, but FG is awsome in itself.
I watch both religiously on Adult Swim every night, so convinient. Sit down at 10, stay till 11, every night. BUT NOOOO Fox has to do the majikal chair dance with their timeslots... which is probubly why most have never seen more then one episode. IMO, they should place Simpsons, Family guy, then futurama (if it is indeed back from the dead). all in a row, people would be glued to the TV...
Malcome in the middle... pshhht, i stopped watching TV shows like that ages ago, now it is anime or cartoons... i can only take so many sitcoms before killing people with a bushmaster AR-15 with a Leapold Red dot scope with a 30 round magazine.
I bought both DVD sets... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
I cant wait a year for it though... I want it now!
Comments
"Alright! Yeah!"
"That was one slurm who loved to party"
hahaha
"I think imma go like down"
You should not ask about the secret ingredient"
Leela: I was just curious because of the armed guards
"Grunka lunka dukity darmed guards..."
Bender: SHUT THE HELL UP!
ZOIDBERG FOREVER!
The Roswell Episode.
President: Why is he just standing there?
Man in Black: *Into Microphone* Uhhh, why aren't you eating?
Zoidberg: *Lowers head shamefully* I forgot my wallet.
MIB: *Into Mic* Uhhh, it's free
The next 10-15 seconds are absolutely classic.
Zoidberg: "Both good. The important thing is I'm meeting new people"
Truman: "Now what is your mission here. Are you planning to make some sort of alien-human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?"
Truman: "Hot crackers I take offense to that!"
Zoidberg (seductively) "I'm not hearing a no...."
Absolutly classic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
That's GOLD!
Family Guy = Comedic genius to be honest. I've actually been banned from watching family guy downstairs in my house, and banned altogether when i'm eating. Reason? I had neighbours complaining i was laughing too loud, and i've almost died about twice choking on something while laughing so hard. It's those little clips they do between the main scenes... like when peter says something like "Remember when..." and it does a flashback.
And that one where they have to move down south... Two scens that had me laughing too hard:
The one where brian tries to jump into the car through the window and the window is closed, and he just collapses on the ground and the rest of the scene is just Peter saying things like "Wake Up Sleepy head!"
And with the racoon.... The first bit where it jumps out of the TV and attacks him made me laugh, when it came out of the fridge i almost choked. When it comes out of Louis' top... then out of the Gun... I was literally rofl.
Family Guy is coming back! OMG its a dream come true!
Its by far the funniest cartoon ever made!
Doctor: "Ok and now to lighten the mood, Howie Mandel will blow up this surgical glove with only his nose"
HM: /put glove over head "huoooooo... Pooooooooooooof"
HM:"huoooooooooo...Poooooooooof", "huooooooooo... Poooooooof"
/passes out and cracks his head on the desk
*everyone is quite, looking at the blood oozing from his head
Peter: AHaha haha haaHA
LOL <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Lois: Whats Peters condition Doctor?
Doctor: Mister Griffen you're fine
Peter: Woah, woah.. Are you coming on to me?
Lois: Peter, he's not comming on to you, hes telling you you're alright!
Doctor: ...can't it be both?
LOL <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Quagmire: Hey Meg, you 18 yet?
Meg: No
Quagmire: Is your dad home?
LOL <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Doctor: Peter, that's your ****.
Peter: Oh, and, um. And the--
Doctor: Those are your testicles.
Ahaha I fell on the ground when I watched that one (i think it was the mafia episode)
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>UH OH!</span>
I <3 Seth. *
*not ****
Yea, family guys pwnz, it's running on Cartoon Network now but it's old episodes.
Family Guy > Futurama > Simpsons.
Though Homer being Death was kinda humorous...because it ripped off of that Family Guy episode.
Quagmire: How old are you?
Connie: 16
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: MOOOOOMM!!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going! giggity giggit gii gii ty
Quagmire: Bartender! one martini and one roofy-collata
Quagmire: How old are you?
Connie: 16
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: MOOOOOMM!!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going! giggity giggit gii gii ty <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
i love quadmire... "Ohhhhh right..."
"meg you 18 yet?"
"No..."
*walks away* X-D
Futurama is indeed better then family guy, just so much more variety, but FG is awsome in itself.
I watch both religiously on Adult Swim every night, so convinient. Sit down at 10, stay till 11, every night. BUT NOOOO Fox has to do the majikal chair dance with their timeslots... which is probubly why most have never seen more then one episode. IMO, they should place Simpsons, Family guy, then futurama (if it is indeed back from the dead). all in a row, people would be glued to the TV...
Malcome in the middle... pshhht, i stopped watching TV shows like that ages ago, now it is anime or cartoons... i can only take so many sitcoms before killing people with a bushmaster AR-15 with a Leapold Red dot scope with a 30 round magazine.
I cant wait a year for it though... I want it now!
Jammer used to have a Quagmire avatar.
it was r0x0r