If You Had A Pet Gorge...

uranium_235 · November 2003

Or the poor onos would get tranquilized by some nauseating Aussie wearing tight shorts.

BattleTech · November 2003

Feed it a fetus.

Liku · November 2003

I'd feed mine the barrel of a .45.

Hydra · November 2003

^-- and then you would have a gorgie boomstick ^.^

DragonMech · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Trevelyan @ Nov 9 2003, 05:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>kinda like those covenant shielded guys in halo. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Those are Elites. Strong, smart, fast and really ticked by the fact that you exist. Perfect gorge food. (Needs webbing, though. They just don't digest well unwebbed)

Liku · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Nov 9 2003, 06:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Those are Elites. Strong, smart, fast and really ticked by the fact that you exist. Perfect gorge food. (Needs webbing, though. They just don't digest well unwebbed)  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
No... those are Jackels.

uranium_235 · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BattleTech @ Nov 9 2003, 06:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Feed it a fetus.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
<img src='http://www.emotioneric.com/firsttime.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

Smikies · November 2003

the jackels hold a shield, while elites have te shield around them, judging by his post id say elite...

DragonMech · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Nov 9 2003, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>No... those are Jackels.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
The Elites are the tall, humanoid covenant that all have energy shields like you (the Master Chief) do. The Jackals are about half as tall as a human, and carry large energy shields to make up for their physical frailty. But they both make good gorge food! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Soberana · November 2003

An elite would own a gorge so bad.

Ajurian · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Nov 9 2003, 06:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Or the poor onos would get tranquilized by some nauseating Aussie wearing tight shorts.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Crikey! Now I've gotta sneak up on him slowly or else he could bite me with that big mouth of his.

*jumps onto the back of the onos, hangs on while it trys to get whatever it is on its back off*

Crikey! I dont see why its so mad, I only jumped on its back. Maybe if I cover its eyes it will settle down.

*gets flipped onto the ground and devoured*

Crikey!

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

DragonMech · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ajurian @ Nov 10 2003, 12:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Crikey!

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
[BadAustarilanAccent] Look at this folks - this is the most dangerous snake in the world. Now watch me **** 'im off! [/BadAustarilanAccent]

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soberana @ Nov 10 2003, 12:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>An elite would own a gorge so bad.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
That's why I said they didn't digest well without being webbed. Having a plasma rifle's power cell emptied into your stomach would give <b>anything</b> an ulcer.

Asal_The_Unforgiving · November 2003

I would feed him anyone who says CS is better than NS, and then I would have him spawn many hives, and have all the skulks that spawn go onos and invade CS servers, eating all the players, so that CS dies a horrible poopie death.

Trevelyan · November 2003

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'> - Go forth my gorge of doom, eat them... eat them ALLL!!! he he he he, ha ha ha ha, muahahahahahahahahhaaa, BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

*Later that day*

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'> - "Hey little guy, what kind of cat are YOU???"
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'> "MY EYES... IT BURRRRRRNSSSS!!!!!" - - - - - - - - <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'>

*Web web web web*

*The next morning*

<_<

>_>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'> - "Where is skittles? and why are their twitching masses of webbing on my porch? Oh well, i will figure it out l8er... off to work"

Retales · November 2003

Batteries... It would be able to health spray faster.

Soberana · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Asal The Unforgiving @ Nov 10 2003, 09:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I would feed him anyone who says CS is better than NS, and then I would have him spawn many hives, and have all the skulks that spawn go onos and invade CS servers, eating all the players, so that CS dies a horrible poopie death.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
I would make the CT´s and T´s unite to AWP YOUR GORGE :O

DragonMech · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soberana @ Nov 10 2003, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
I would make the CT´s and T´s unite to AWP YOUR GORGE :O  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
<img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'> > CTs and Ts any day.

gamesguy · November 2003

nah id just pwn ur gorge with my "elite" glock, then i'd morph into a fade and pwn all those awpers

napalm · November 2003

Well, If i had a pet gorge, I would make sure he had a readily-accessible key bound to lastinv because if he were to tap lastinv (at, Oh, about the rate that you would do it to increase your ammo-resupply from armory) while he was holding down his attack button, then, the gorgie gets to deal damage at about double rate, while losing stamina at the same increased rate. You see, what happens, its as if the gorge does a spit and then a heal spray right after then a healspray right after at a greatly increased rate. now isn't that handy!! Try it out with your best buddy this weekend! The attack sprites might not play, but don't worry, that marine is thinking WTH and in no time flat the feds will be investigating your super gaming prowess!

Trevelyan · November 2003

blasted Feds... they never let us be <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'>

DragonMech · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (gamesguy @ Nov 10 2003, 03:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> nah id just pwn ur gorge with my "elite" glock, then i'd morph into a fade and pwn all those awpers  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
An 'elite' glock doesn't help you if you have been webbed! SIC 'EM GORGE!!! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'>

Hybridclaw · November 2003

don't we all love cute squishy gorges?
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'>

IBT · November 2003

im still debating if im gonna name him nibbles, fatty magee, happy, george the gorge, or bob the builder
lemme test them!

darnit nibbles! get out of my fridge!!!
ugh, fatty magee, i take it you want your 18th corse of the meal?
happy, man, you make me happy, with your gorgie smile...
yay george, your a uber gorge!!!
bob the builder likes building things!

Trevelyan · November 2003

For me, naming an animal really reflects the animal's personality....

So for now i am gonna just call my gorge "skittles" because he likes em <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

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pwned_ns · November 2003

ex girlfriends

Soylent_green · November 2003

I'd feed it kippers vindaloo with beans in it just to see if it could stomach it. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

VenomLord · November 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pwned.ns @ Nov 10 2003, 08:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ex girlfriends  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
my gorge would die very quickly in that case <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

deathst4r · November 2003

I'd call my gorge George W. and feed him with brains, so that he gets smarter. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'>

Soberana · November 2003

I would call him personaljesuit, make sure he grows up to think his word is law, then spam this forums with threads stating "irrefutable evidence". <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Zeo · November 2003

Mine would be called Chuck, and I think he'd love curry night <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'> Maybe I could get him some firebreathing ability <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'> heh who needs a flamethrower <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'> Just pick up that little fella and aim at your enemies!
He'd be such a cute little badass <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'>

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