Mac Switch

MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
<div class="IPBDescription">My name is Bob, and I'm really screwed</div> As part of our equal time policy around here, we take a break from everyone mindlessly bashing Microsoft, and instead turn to the ultra safe and reliable Macintosh OS X (aka 'Panther'). Oh wait a second, I was being sargasmotron...

<a href='http://news.com.com/2100-1045-5099878.html?tag=nl' target='_blank'>Ugrading OS X? Woops, there goes all your data</a>

<a href='http://news.com.com/2100-1045-5099616.html?tag=nl' target='_blank'>Macintosh ordered to refund G3 OS X users</a>

<a href='http://news.com.com/2100-7355-5098688.html?tag=nl' target='_blank'>Want OS X security patches? We accept Visa and Mastercard...</a>

Yes teenangsters, there are other OS manufacturers out there that make mistakes, besides MS. Next week, I make fun of Linus Thorvald's fashion sense. TTFN.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    just more reason why we love Monsieur, he doesn't discirminate, he hates all equally
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    To be honest, I don't see much wrong with MS. Windows XP is a very stable operating system, and I've tweaked it just the way I like it. (I'm the kind of person who likes to mess around with as many settings as he can. System Restore has saved me countless times. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->) Mac, on the other hand... I just won't go there.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Oct 31 2003, 12:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct 31 2003, 12:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Next week, I make fun of Linus Thorvald's fashion sense. TTFN. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ahhahha
  • PykmiPykmi Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15473Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Oct 31 2003, 12:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct 31 2003, 12:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://news.com.com/2100-7355-5098688.html?tag=nl' target='_blank'>Want OS X security patches? We accept Visa and Mastercard...</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Heh, that was one of the funniest things I have heard in a long while <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    edited October 2003
    I don't get the microsoft bashing either. People say 'They just want to steal your money.'

    That's why I get great live chat support from them (I tried this out when it was brand new... they fixed my funky problem in less then 10 minutes), FREE, updates, FREE.

    Software expensive? God forbid they actually want to... you know... make money...

    I guess people just hate for the sake of hating.
  • TenSixTenSix Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7932Members
    I hate Linux zealots who hate Windows because its easier to use. Im not going to be sorry for the fact that I can easily install a program without using an archaic command console. Or for the ability to run any Windows program without the need to recompile the kernel and then setup a 600 line config file.

    I don't care if Windows has security holes, thats why I have a firewall, and a router, and a virus scanner, and a spyware scanner. And aside from the router, all that stuff can be legally had for <b>free</b>.

    Open source? Pfft, they have that stuff for Windows too. And guess what, theres even a free <i>visual</i> c++ program you can use, that command line gcc stuff just dosent do it for me.

    Now heres the most ironic part about Linux. You can use all the programs you know and love on Linux, Microsoft Office, Photoshop, etc, using an emulation program called Crossover.... but you <b>HAVE TO PAY FOR IT</b>. Sure you can use Wine, if you don't mine spending hours tweaking its configuration so you can crappily emulate the programs you need.

    You would think the Linux community would put a big emphasis on trying to lure people to linux by having built in reliable emulation for popular Windows programs. Instead they tell you tough luck, do it yourself or pay us to.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Update:

    <a href='http://news.com.com/2100-1044_3-5100571.html?tag=nefd_top' target='_blank'>Apple powerbooks defective display panels</a>
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    So instead of choosing the better product, we now choose the one that sucks less. I fail to see what difference this makes.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Oct 31 2003, 10:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct 31 2003, 10:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Update:

    <a href='http://news.com.com/2100-1044_3-5100571.html?tag=nefd_top' target='_blank'>Apple powerbooks defective display panels</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol keep em coming <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Lord_FrodoLord_Frodo Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1333Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Oct 31 2003, 05:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct 31 2003, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As part of our equal time policy around here, we take a break from everyone mindlessly bashing Microsoft, and instead turn to the ultra safe and reliable Macintosh OS X (aka 'Panther'). Oh wait a second, I was being sargasmotron...

    <a href='http://news.com.com/2100-1045-5099878.html?tag=nl' target='_blank'>Ugrading OS X? Woops, there goes all your data</a>

    <a href='http://news.com.com/2100-1045-5099616.html?tag=nl' target='_blank'>Macintosh ordered to refund G3 OS X users</a>

    <a href='http://news.com.com/2100-7355-5098688.html?tag=nl' target='_blank'>Want OS X security patches? We accept Visa and Mastercard...</a>

    Yes teenangsters, there are other OS manufacturers out there that make mistakes, besides MS. Next week, I make fun of Linus Thorvald's fashion sense. TTFN. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Awww, but Linus looks so cute on the cover of Wired... he's like a big huggable linux-programming teddy bear.

    *tips hat* g'dday monse.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    If you just want a chuckle, <a href='http://www.mac-sucks.com' target='_blank'>http://www.mac-sucks.com</a>

    And howdy, Lord_Frodo. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Vulgar_MenaceVulgar_Menace Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22118Members
    I like Macs, i just hate compatibility. Id like them better if they could break the 2.1 ghz mark...
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    Hahaaha I want to do this and bring it to a LAN

    <img src='http://www.mac-sucks.com/facts-design2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • Vulgar_MenaceVulgar_Menace Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22118Members
    Thats great....if you have a deathwish. Theres always a crowd of PC dorks who think Bill Gates is God at every party.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    heh. At work we have a mac soley for ensuring how our site looks on a mac's browsers, and the other day a coworker had to move it out of the way. So he was fiddling with it and he says "so how do you shut one of these down?" and I'm quick to reply "Try to save something". I'm known as the office mac hater. heh. I even insist on washing my hands after touching it (as a joke of course, I'm not really that psycho).

    They also think I'm a linux hater for some reason, and every time I say something like "oh okay, now i get that chmod thing" they're all like "OMG pwndid u r coming over to the LIGHT SIDE" and I'm like " ... I don't hate linux, it just doesn't run any games."

    yeah...
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Apple also agreed to pay $350,000 to King & Ferlauto, the law firm that brought the suit.

    "I think it's a fair deal," said attorney Thomas Ferlauto<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Lawyers, you gaotta love em!
  • Jim_has_SkillzJim_has_Skillz Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12475Members, Constellation
    Actually mac can run half life and many other games. Its called Wine. Of course the quality doesn't compare to on the pc yet but it will, it has the open-source community on its side <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Also, linux pwnz, just cuz u don't like a terminal doesn't mean you should push it away. It is very powerful and a lot better than windows for servers.
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    OOOH LET ME PRAISE MONSE FOR MAC BASHING TOO CAUSE WE HATES DA MAC BECAUSE LINUX AND THEY ARES SAYING THEY ARES BETTER DEN US AND THEY BE WRONG LOLOLO!!!1111

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't get the microsoft bashing either. People say 'They just want to steal your money.'

    That's why I get great live chat support from them (I tried this out when it was brand new... they fixed my funky problem in less then 10 minutes), FREE, updates, FREE.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Which is also what OS 10.2 users are getting now, Apple changed their mind.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I like Macs, i just hate compatibility. Id like them better if they could break the 2.1 ghz mark... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> hz rating != end all be all of processor goodness, its an apples and oranges comparison.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I hate Linux zealots who hate Windows because its easier to use. Im not going to be sorry for the fact that I can easily install a program without using an archaic command console. Or for the ability to run any Windows program without the need to recompile the kernel and then setup a 600 line config file. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Well thats good, because I hate MS zealots who hate linux zealots because they don't understand the real reasons why people hate Windows.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I don't care if Windows has security holes, thats why I have a firewall, and a router, and a virus scanner, and a spyware scanner. And aside from the router, all that stuff can be legally had for free.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Um.... great? Maybe you should ask yourself why you paid for an operating system that need so much extra protection. Or don't I really could care less if you use Windows for the rest of your life.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Open source? Pfft, they have that stuff for Windows too. And guess what, theres even a free visual c++ program you can use, that command line gcc stuff just dosent do it for me.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I'm going to assume your talking about Dev-C++, which uses gcc anyway. Oh, and linux has many IDEs for C++ and many other languages, just like windows. Open Source rocks. And some of use really like Open Source and choose to use OSS OSs too, if you don't want to fine.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Now heres the most ironic part about Linux. You can use all the programs you know and love on Linux, Microsoft Office, Photoshop, etc, using an emulation program called Crossover.... but you HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. Sure you can use Wine, if you don't mine spending hours tweaking its configuration so you can crappily emulate the programs you need.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Or you can use their OOS equivelents. Or you can use windows. Really, you can't fault an operating system because it can't cooperate with programs made for annother OS without a little tweaking or money. When was the last time you ran a native OSX app on Windows? Yeah, thought so.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You would think the Linux community would put a big emphasis on trying to lure people to linux by having built in reliable emulation for popular Windows programs. Instead they tell you tough luck, do it yourself or pay us to. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    But unlike Microsoft, we have no real insentive to "lure" people to using linux. Seriously man, if you hate it that much, don't use it, we don't want your kind anyway.

    AND WTH DOES LINUX HAVE TO DO WITH AN OSX THREAD!!?

    Tune in next week as Monse feeds the trolls again.
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    Ack darnit. Ignore that last line becouse the forum is acting funny and I can't edit it out. It really was just sort of left in from an earlier draft where I didn't actually read the first post.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Altho I'm an idiot, (SUYF all of you <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->) and don't know all of the fancy Linux thingeys. I have Redhat 9 installed on my system so I can play that fun game where you get to shoot bill gates and stop him from infecting all of the l337 Os's. Anyway, <a href='http://www.romanpoet.org/112/switchlinux.swf' target='_blank'>Switch to linux</a>

    And being white and underlined means to click it.
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    edited November 2003
    And the Linux/Mac fanboy trolls come out of the wordwork.

    This is where it gets fun. Watch their half - assed arguments, watch them repeat the same rhetroic...


    Just remember, I'll be playing Tribes Vengeance and YOU WON'T.
  • PykmiPykmi Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15473Members
    Uh... little bit of googling and I found instructions on porting Tribes Vengeance to linux...
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Just to clarify, I have no favorite. My comment above was supposed to sound... well... dumb... Altho I do dispise macs.
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Pykmi+Nov 1 2003, 04:17 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pykmi @ Nov 1 2003, 04:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Uh... little bit of googling and I found instructions on porting Tribes Vengeance to linux... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Interesting because T:V is barely half done...

    (BTW: Key note there: PORT. Port = inferior)
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->BTW: Key note there: PORT. Port = inferior<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And by what crazy logic do you come to that conclusion?

    Besides, last I checked this was a MacOSX thread, not a linux one.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--CForrester+Oct 31 2003, 10:21 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Oct 31 2003, 10:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> To be honest, I don't see much wrong with MS. Windows XP is a very stable operating system, and I've tweaked it just the way I like it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yup. Same here. Mac's horrendous.
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Nov 1 2003, 12:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Nov 1 2003, 12:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yup. Same here. Mac's horrendous. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Um... why do you think that? Do you have reasons or is it some Us vs Them mentality? Is it the examples posted by MonsE?
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--SkulkBait+Nov 1 2003, 06:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Nov 1 2003, 06:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Nov 1 2003, 12:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Nov 1 2003, 12:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yup. Same here. Mac's horrendous. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Um... why do you think that? Do you have reasons or is it some Us vs Them mentality? Is it the examples posted by MonsE? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Here's a question: Why do you defend Linux like it's your unborn child? My god you practically had a brain hemmorhage last time:

    "Linux sucks"

    "FFS OMG U NUB WTH I R GUNNA KILL U U F***ING NUB WTH FFS OMG DIE DIE DIE OMG DIE YOU STUPID *** DIE I H8 U111!1!!1!!!1!!!!1oneoneoen1!!N1!Eeobne"
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    The Mac OS makes me want to pull my hair out. It is by far the most complex OS ever. There is no short way of doing anything.

    And no second mouse button to make it all easy.
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Venmoch+Nov 1 2003, 06:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Nov 1 2003, 06:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The Mac OS makes me want to pull my hair out. It is by far the most complex OS ever. There is no short way of doing anything.

    And no second mouse button to make it all easy. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The Mac mouse is like using a table hockey puck...

    And oh god those are the ****-ugliest machines ever made.
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