Red Sox Vs. Yankees

The_Finch · October 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">We shall crush the blue heathens</div> Red Sox just beat the A's in a 3-2 series. The game ended 4-3, bases loaded. Now, we face our greatest nemesis.

Brothers and sisters, let us pray.

Lord, please give Pedro, Manny and Nomar the strength to smite our foe. Let us crush the blue devils beneath our heel, aptly clad in red socks. Let the pitches blaze with heat from our fastballs and drip with WD-40 from our sliders. Let our bats thunder with many a homerun and remain cork-free, for cork is the instrument of the great unclean one. Let the Green Monster be both green and monsterous. And finally Lord, please strike down Jeter. Not just for his playing, but for subjecting us to diabolical credit card commercials.

And please deliver unto me a sixer of Guiness.

Amen.

Smoke_Nova · October 2003

Thee art a true heathen, for thine favored baseball team be the Red Sox. Mine Yankee's shall slay them with the vengeance of thine Lord.

DEATH TO THE RED SOX! LONG LIVE THE YANKEE'S!

Arcadius · October 2003

Though I'm a die-hard Cardinals fan, I'm rooting for the Red Sox this year since my team collapsed utterly down the stretch. They deserve another shot at the World Series since Bucky Dent screwed them over last ALCS they were in.

Regardless, this series should be a hell of a lot of fun. The cities don't like each other. The teams don't like each other. This is one of the most storied rivalries in baseball. This is gonna be war. Can't wait to watch <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Zeo · October 2003

Amen

I came out of a Sox-Buccanneers game recently at Fenway, and they were selling t-shirts with "Dig up Bambino and drill him in the ****!" <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

This shirt I will wear when we face the Yankees.

The Yankees will go down! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'>

Pass me a Guiness, brother!

Eviscerator · October 2003

It will be a BoSox - Cubs World Series. Plan on living life to its fullest over the next two weeks, for surely this is the sign of the Apocalypse. Hell hath frozen over!

Go Cubs!

MonsieurEvil · October 2003

Just as long as one of these teams plays the Cubs in the WS, I'll be juuuussssttttt fine. Go Cubbies!

/me goes off finally order that Mark Prior jersey he's been wanting...

Josiah_Bartlet · October 2003

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Channel 5 have NFL game of the week on tonight so I can't see it!

Bugger you Channel 5! Bugger you to buggerdom.

OttoDestruct · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct 7 2003, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Just as long as one of these teams plays the Cubs in the WS, I'll be juuuussssttttt fine. Go Cubbies!

/me goes off finally order that Mark Prior jersey he's been wanting...  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
I've said it before. I would rather see the cubs achieve a centennial losing streak than them winning.

MonsieurEvil · October 2003

Otto must be killed for the good of humanity. Who's with me?

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'>

I'm more than willing to let the Red Sox have that honor. They're more likely to do so, what with facing off against a Yankees club that has pounded them all year. Not that I'm a Yankees fan, mind you.

Cubs in... 6. Maybe 5. Only five hours to go, I'm climbing the walls here at work.

Eviscerator · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct 7 2003, 01:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Otto must be killed for the good of humanity. Who's with me?
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I'm all for that.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'> Otto

Next to the Cubs winning, the thing I want most is to see the Yankess lose. Go BoSox!

The_Finch · October 2003

I still have to prepare my BoSox shrine and make offerings of Sam Adams and Cigars to my Yaz rookie card. In my family, baseball is a religion and thou shalt put no other teams before the Boston Red Sox.

MonsieurEvil · October 2003

Gotta love the Sox fans for sure - just as nutso as Cubs fans, and probably more.

Anti-Bomb · October 2003

I don't even watch baseball and I'll bet on who's going to win, the Yankess 90% of the time they win. So 90% of the time I get money.

;D

Eviscerator · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Anti-Bomb @ Oct 7 2003, 02:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I don't even watch baseball and I'll bet on who's going to win, the Yankess 90% of the time they win. So 90% of the time I get money.

;D  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Wtih the point spread, betting on the Yankees 100% of the time will net you money less than 50% of the time. That is what the point spread is designed to do. If you can find illegal bets amongst your friends without any kind of spread, God bless you for taking advantage of them <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Arcadius · October 2003

I'm here at University of Illinois. The Cubs fans here are going absolutely insane. There was a near riot when they won the divisional series. I can't imagine what will happen if they actually manage to win the World Series. We might be having some major damage to campus here by the huge riots and parties that will occur. Looks like its time for me to buy a gun <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · October 2003

Ahhh, but the Yanks lost in 2001 and 2002, and with arguably better Yankee teams (certainly better pitchers, which is what really matters) than they are fielding now. They have not won a World Series in 3 years; here's to hoping their era has ended for another 20 years, like last time...

Go Sox. Go Cubs. Go anyone except Yankees (except Cards - you can all die)!

Josiah_Bartlet · October 2003

I'd just like to state that Monse makes me smile <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · October 2003

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Arcadius · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct 7 2003, 03:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Go Sox. Go Cubs. Go anyone except Yankees (except Cards - you can all die)!  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
BLASHPHEMER!!! The Cardinals >> the Cubs. We just let you have this year since we felt so bad for you guys and your 95 year ineptitude streak. We only dropped that pivotal series to you for that reason alone. Yup, that's it... sure.... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · October 2003

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Tell you what. You give us Albert Pujols and we'll call it all even.

Arcadius · October 2003

No thanks Monse. Albert Pujols is the best thing to happen to the Cardinals in a few decades if you ask me. He might just be the next Stan "the Man" Musial. He's our precioussssssss......... Now, if you'd like to give us Kerry Wood. Well, I'm sure we can work that out. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Arcadius @ Oct 7 2003, 04:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> He's our precioussssssss.........  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
LOL - I always new Cards' fans were bottom dwelling trolls...

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I think Pujols is going to make Stan Musial look like the bad news bears when all is said and done. He's just so incredibly talented, it's irritating. He's got Ted Williams traits, and we all know how that panned out numbers-wise. Now if you would just get some real pitching you might actually be a threat in the Central...

Eviscerator · October 2003

What really matters is the following algebraic proof:

<b>Cub Fans</b> > <b>Cardinal Fans</b>

MonsieurEvil · October 2003

Eviscerator wins. Fatality...

Arcadius · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct 7 2003, 04:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Now if you would just get some real pitching you might actually be a threat in the Central... </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Sadly, this is true. Walt Jocketty (Cards GM) should get fired for the abyssmal pitching staffs he's assembled the past few years. Dave Duncan (Cards pitching coach) as well as Tony La Russa should be gone for their horrible mishandling of little we've had. Unfortunately, La Russa and Jocketty are so obsessed with offense they've completely neglected the pitching staff.

Oh, and what's wrong with being a "bottom dwelling troll"? Its actually a lot more fun than you'd think <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

[edit]*points proudly at new signature* <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'> [/edit]

MonsieurEvil · October 2003

Woot! Another siggy!

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

If you want to see what the Cards strategy gets you, just look at the Braves. in 10 years that will be you. Pitching is what matters, any team can win on a few runs if their pitching is rocking. What are your prospects looking like in the Card's farm system?

Xzilen · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (The Finch @ Oct 6 2003, 11:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Red Sox just beat the A's in a 3-2 series. The game ended 4-3, bases loaded. Now, we face our greatest nemesis.

Brothers and sisters, let us pray.

Lord, please give Pedro, Manny and Nomar the strength to smite our foe. Let us crush the blue devils beneath our heel, aptly clad in red socks. Let the pitches blaze with heat from our fastballs and drip with WD-40 from our sliders. Let our bats thunder with many a homerun and remain cork-free, for cork is the instrument of the great unclean one. Let the Green Monster be both green and monsterous. And finally Lord, please strike down Jeter. Not just for his playing, but for subjecting us to diabolical credit card commercials.

And please deliver unto me a sixer of Guiness.

Amen.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Yar Matey!

I agree, **** the Yankees. Yesterday we were flipping back and forth between that game and the Colts vs Bucks (also amazing game) in the main lounge here on my floor at college.

Xzilen · October 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Oct 7 2003, 04:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Woot! Another siggy!

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

If you want to see what the Cards strategy gets you, just look at the Braves. in 10 years that will be you. Pitching is what matters, any team can win on a few runs if their pitching is rocking. What are your prospects looking like in the Card's farm system?  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Amen. The Braves used to have such a great line up, Smoltz, Glavine, Maddox and ugh, a few others, I'm just too high to remember :-p

Zig · October 2003

cmon babes... come through for daddy X]

remember the bambino, swing like ya mean it.. i wanna see em OUTTA THEEHHHHRRRRREAAAAAAAHHHH

in the words of Rudy G..

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'><b>goooooYANKEEEEEZ!!</b></span></span>

ps: jeter's sexy.

Dubbilex · October 2003

Myself, I'd love to see the Cubs win.....conversely, I'd love to see the Yankees go down in flames. <i>Hardcore</i>. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Uhh....as a matter of fact, I could go for anybody but the Yankees. <i> Anybody</i> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Zig · October 2003

how bout the brooklyn dodgers? that's the closest you'll get to the yankees, no matter how long ago they left NY.

(mets? who's that.)

Red Sox Vs. Yankees

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