Your Inventions

DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
<div class="IPBDescription">The attack of the mad scientists</div> Yes, that's right. This thread is for those inventions made by you...probably in your head. I just want to know if NS people are as inventive in real life situations as in Suggestions & Idiots...so we will probably see the same idea about 20 times here <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

I start with...

The bathing-suit!
One wears a huge XXXXL suit that won't let water through. Now you fill it up with warm water and behold: You have a suit that you can use 24/7 if you're not afraid of getting wrinkly skin <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Hands and head and feet are left out of the suit and the gains are:
-It's comfy, hot bath while playing NS <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
-It keep you clean, doh
-It's great exercise! Just run around the house with 50litres of water with you and you'll be in super shape fast <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

And the next idea is...

Jump-balloon!
You attach a fairly big balloon on a rope and the rope on you. The balloon itself is thick rubber so it won't burst. Now you fill it up with helium(or something else lighter than air gas). And the result is that you can jump 5 meter high <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->



Thehehee, now it's your turn.

Comments

  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    ice cube makers that have covers do the water doesnt slosh around everywhere

    a rotatable and extendable platform that u attach to anything really with vices, so you can adjust where your keyboard is etc. [i.e u have a small desk which fits your monitor, u attach my device to it and then extend the length and rotate it 60 degrees to your left for the ultimate gaming position
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Inventions we've simply though of, or inventions we've actually invented? I can't list all the crazy crap I've though up, it'd take too long <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SoulSkorpion+Sep 16 2003, 12:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Sep 16 2003, 12:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Inventions we've simply though of, or inventions we've actually invented? I can't list all the crazy crap I've though up, it'd take too long <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Inventions you've thought of, something that might actually work. I'm not waiting for anyone to have actually accomplished anything here <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Dating back to when laptops were just getting to be mainstream, I'd worked out an idea with my Dad to put together a laptop with a reversable screen with touchpad/stylus support. Essentially a tablet PC. Intended use was for artists who wanted to just use drawing programs, and not waste paper on sketches.

    Vibrational disintegrators. Essentially an array of speakers with an acoustical focussing cone and a microphone in the middle. Point it at something, and an attached oscilloscope will determine the harmonic frequencies and shift the pitch emitted by the speakers to shake the target apart at a molecular level. Intended to cut holes in debris and rubble, reducing select segments to powder.

    Ionic projection matrix, utilizing specialized coils to 'grab' a field of ionized air over a tray of heavy water, impregnated with an aerosol photodialectric solution. In short, allowing certain points to be turned opaque or clear, allowing projection of a true 3D image on the field generated.
  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    Most of the stuff I invent gets made 4 years later. Such as the wireless tazer, "air" ride at Alton Towers, microwave gun, sonic incapacitator, etc.

    In fact the only thing that has NOT been announced has been my Death Star style laser weapon. Chances are it DOES exist though, and people aren't admitting to it.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    I always had crazy ideas when i was young, i drew a lot of them, they usually had big guns. I wish i had those pictures still.

    But a thing i'd *like* to invent is a concept more than a "thing".

    It's my idea which is so genius it should be done on a national level.

    And that is a combination pizza / alcohol / movie delivery service. Admittedly Blockbuster now sells alcohol, but they don't deliver. The amount of times i've been sitting in with friends to watch a movie and we have to call out for pizza, go pick up a movie and then pick up alcohol, why can't it all be done in one go!

    I really want to do this idea, bit funds are a bit limited. Bah.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    edited September 2003
    I've got a concept for my sword,but it seems nigh impossible....

    Anyway here's the pic of it,TSA style <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    It has a handle at the back that when pulled,breaks the casing for make it a far more lethal weapon....but I'm stumped as to what to design the interior as....

    EDIT : Yes Im gonna make a wallpaper out of it....
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+Sep 16 2003, 02:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ Sep 16 2003, 02:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And that is a combination pizza / alcohol / movie delivery service. Admittedly Blockbuster now sells alcohol, but they don't deliver. The amount of times i've been sitting in with friends to watch a movie and we have to call out for pizza, go pick up a movie and then pick up alcohol, why can't it all be done in one go! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ok, scrap everything else. I'm going to devote my life for that idea solely.

    The countless times more alcohol/food/movies is needed but no one is willing to walk and everyones too drunk to drive. Especially concidering that it's damn cold outside in winter.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--RaVe+Sep 16 2003, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RaVe @ Sep 16 2003, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've got a concept for my sword,but it seems nigh impossible....

    Anyway here's the pic of it,TSA style <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    It has a handle at the back that when pulled,breaks the casing for make it a far more lethal weapon....but I'm stumped as to what to design the interior as....

    EDIT : Yes Im gonna make a wallpaper out of it.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nobody uses swords anymore <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Most of my good ideas I've forgotten. You know those ones you get a 2 AM and everyone says write them down? Don't, it's a waste of time. If you've ever done this, you'll wake up in the morning, read it, and realize it's so stupid you probably wouldn't have thought of it even if you had been drunk.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Have one about keyboards, but if I tell you now, I might miss a chance to create a bombastic success that will catapult me up the ranks of my future place of employment. Sorry. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--TychoCelchuuu+Sep 16 2003, 08:29 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Sep 16 2003, 08:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nobody uses swords anymore <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    At least with this one you can get up close and personal with it and not worry about killing them....I think

    Essentially a big metal baseball bat....wait....

    *scraps idea*

    I need a new idea....ahah!! I know! Teh ev0l nuclear powared handgun!!!11oneoneeleven
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Let's see, then... mostly I invent game ideas, or weapons to go in games. Or prose or poetry, which I don't think counts...

    Ah. Here's a good one: a four dimensional FPS. This idea actually gave me a headache trying to comprehend it. It's highly possible; if I had the time and the ability I'd do it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    SWORDCHUCKS
    ...
    die, fighter
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Black Mage+Sep 16 2003, 04:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Mage @ Sep 16 2003, 04:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> SWORDCHUCKS
    ...
    die, fighter <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The pie is also evil.
  • WitznerWitzner Join Date: 2003-07-23 Member: 18373Members
    A few years back, me and a friend came up with a great idea. Refrigerators in PC cases! You know uber gamers like us love giant pretty cases with lots and lots of room inside that we might use, but probably never will. Well, our idea was to put a small refrigerator in the bottom of the case. It'd be about the height of a soda can so you could put Mt Dew inside, and maybe some candy bars and a sandwich. The idea was actually inspired by an article about some people acutally using refrigerant in their cases to supercool their stuff. So the refrigerant could also just cool the 'fridge. Voila! You're instantly the envy of every LAN party you ever go to!


    Then someone sent me a link a week or two ago, to a place that sells these.


    On the one hand, I now feel justified that the idea was good enough to go into production somewhere. On the other hand, someone else is making money for my idea.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    *sits with a notepad and a fastdial to a patent office*
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