Your Handy-dandy Guide...
X_Stickman
Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">To newbs and "elite"</div> I'm bored. So without further ado....
When a newb runs out of ammo, they Run around screaming, asking how to get ammo, shout at people for not telling them how to get ammo, ask the aliens not to hurt them because they have no ammo.
When a leet runs out of ammo, they pull out the knife and slash away. Or pick up some more from the armoury.
When a newb runs out of a base, despite being told not to repeatedly, it's because they "Wanht to see one of those huge l33t0rz bull-thingsa"!".
When a leet runs out of base, despite being told not to, it's because they've spotted a skulk and heard the evolving sounds, and they do not have enough time to tell the commander that, because it will finish evolving before they get there.
When a newb is low on health, they scream at people asking for health, asking where the medic is, asking how to get health, ask who the commander is, ask why there is no one called "Commander", ask "Why isn't anyone else asking for health?"??!". They then die.
When a leet is low on health, they ask for a medpack. Or kami-rush, because their life is over and they may as well make it useful.
When a newb is told to get to a location, they spend 30 minutes sitting on the armoury asking how to get there, why they have to get there, what is there, why it is important, and finally, where it is. They do not, however, follow anyone else who actually knows how to get there.
When a leet is told to get to a location, they go.
When a newb kills an alien, they start dancing about all over the place, shouting "I PWNED YOU!!!!111 ahahahah". They then get eaten by the "OMG HAX0R" who was cloaked behind them.
When a leet kills an alien, they reload and keep an eye open, because they know another alien most likely isn't far away, and will have been attracted by the gunfire.
When a newb kills a marine, they start dancing about all over the place, shouting "I PWNED YOU!!!!111 ahahahaha". They then get killed by the "OMG HAX0R" who was following his comrade.
When a leet kills a marine, they hide around the corner because they know marines rarely travel alone.
I hoped that cleared some stuff up.
All statements made in this guide are the opinion of the poster, and may or may not be based in truth, fact, reality or this dimension.
I'm bored.
When a newb runs out of ammo, they Run around screaming, asking how to get ammo, shout at people for not telling them how to get ammo, ask the aliens not to hurt them because they have no ammo.
When a leet runs out of ammo, they pull out the knife and slash away. Or pick up some more from the armoury.
When a newb runs out of a base, despite being told not to repeatedly, it's because they "Wanht to see one of those huge l33t0rz bull-thingsa"!".
When a leet runs out of base, despite being told not to, it's because they've spotted a skulk and heard the evolving sounds, and they do not have enough time to tell the commander that, because it will finish evolving before they get there.
When a newb is low on health, they scream at people asking for health, asking where the medic is, asking how to get health, ask who the commander is, ask why there is no one called "Commander", ask "Why isn't anyone else asking for health?"??!". They then die.
When a leet is low on health, they ask for a medpack. Or kami-rush, because their life is over and they may as well make it useful.
When a newb is told to get to a location, they spend 30 minutes sitting on the armoury asking how to get there, why they have to get there, what is there, why it is important, and finally, where it is. They do not, however, follow anyone else who actually knows how to get there.
When a leet is told to get to a location, they go.
When a newb kills an alien, they start dancing about all over the place, shouting "I PWNED YOU!!!!111 ahahahah". They then get eaten by the "OMG HAX0R" who was cloaked behind them.
When a leet kills an alien, they reload and keep an eye open, because they know another alien most likely isn't far away, and will have been attracted by the gunfire.
When a newb kills a marine, they start dancing about all over the place, shouting "I PWNED YOU!!!!111 ahahahaha". They then get killed by the "OMG HAX0R" who was following his comrade.
When a leet kills a marine, they hide around the corner because they know marines rarely travel alone.
I hoped that cleared some stuff up.
All statements made in this guide are the opinion of the poster, and may or may not be based in truth, fact, reality or this dimension.
I'm bored.
Comments
/me gets schooled by the "OMG H4X0R".. also known as Coil
NOW who's the nub?.. at least i don't dance <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
(hehehe, coil, you know i think your cool, but i'm still not sure about that lindy-hop stuffers)
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sorry for the deviation...
When a nub is ambushed, he dies, then complains.
When a leet is ambushed, he knows it's coming, makes a witty comment, and dies.
I also got an A in biology, but i'll be damned if i can remember the order of the months after "May".
[edit] I posted the same time as MrMojo (Magic), so i reply to his in this: I didn't mean like, leet as in been playing-four-months-before-public-beta, i just meant "Experienced Player" really. Plus it was a joke, and i'm bored. As shown by the fact i've replied to my own topic less than 5 minutes after it was originally posted. So very bored.... [/edit]
Anyway, some of the stuff is true, but the leet stuff doesn't make anyone special. An ordinary player with half a brain should do those things.
LOL <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
-JohnnySmash