You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Ns When...
Kid-A
Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10908Members
Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10908Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Aliens + Marines...</div> It's a very old (I prefer the term 'classic') type of thread but they can contain some comedy gems, also for a twist I've split into aliens/marines/comming/NS so here goes...
<b>You know you've been playing aliens too much when:</b>
-You wake up each day with a inner confidence that nothing you do today can go wrong.
-You jump up and down, gnashing your teeth in front of obese people saying 'heal me you n00b!!!!'.
-Your house is devoid of all possesions because you're 'saving for onos'.
-To get to places quickly you try just opening and closing your eyes rapidly.
-You spit on doors to open them.
-You know the vent structure of your office/school intimately.
-You hide while you dinner is on the table and chuckle 'to make it paranoid' then when you think it's looking the other way run up and eat it all in two bites.
-Sloshing 'noises' make you feel strangely at home.
<b>You know you've been playing marines too much when:</b>
-You wake up everyday with a sense of dread knowing nothing you do today will go right.
-You find the ammo section of Walmart strangely arousing...
-You wear the same clothes for a week, when asked why you say 'the comm hasn't got the res for new clothes at the moment, but I keep asking'.
-You child's first word's are 'MORE TURRENTS COMMANDO!!' (it's only a n00b after all).
-When you are in heavy traffic fumes you say 'spores! we need HA commando!'.
-Rambo is your favourite film.
-You ignore your Boss and do what you like, even when the company is going bust.
-When you wife/girlfriend/mom see's a rat you ask 'but what upgrades did it have?'
-You have a deep, deep suspicion of cows.
-You are late everyday for work because you thought you could 'take the PG'.
<b>You know you've been commanding too much when:</b>
-When you wake up you immeadiately move your bed 'to a better location'
-You have a heart condition due to stress.
-You're surprised when people do what you ask.
-You feel strangely at home when watching an ant's nest.
-Your response to beggars/car crash victims is 'sorry I have no res for ammo/med'.
<b>You know you've been playing NS too much when:</b>
-You 'get' all of these.
-You've seen 3+ of these threads.]
-You wrote one of these...
That's all for now, feel free to add some.
<b>You know you've been playing aliens too much when:</b>
-You wake up each day with a inner confidence that nothing you do today can go wrong.
-You jump up and down, gnashing your teeth in front of obese people saying 'heal me you n00b!!!!'.
-Your house is devoid of all possesions because you're 'saving for onos'.
-To get to places quickly you try just opening and closing your eyes rapidly.
-You spit on doors to open them.
-You know the vent structure of your office/school intimately.
-You hide while you dinner is on the table and chuckle 'to make it paranoid' then when you think it's looking the other way run up and eat it all in two bites.
-Sloshing 'noises' make you feel strangely at home.
<b>You know you've been playing marines too much when:</b>
-You wake up everyday with a sense of dread knowing nothing you do today will go right.
-You find the ammo section of Walmart strangely arousing...
-You wear the same clothes for a week, when asked why you say 'the comm hasn't got the res for new clothes at the moment, but I keep asking'.
-You child's first word's are 'MORE TURRENTS COMMANDO!!' (it's only a n00b after all).
-When you are in heavy traffic fumes you say 'spores! we need HA commando!'.
-Rambo is your favourite film.
-You ignore your Boss and do what you like, even when the company is going bust.
-When you wife/girlfriend/mom see's a rat you ask 'but what upgrades did it have?'
-You have a deep, deep suspicion of cows.
-You are late everyday for work because you thought you could 'take the PG'.
<b>You know you've been commanding too much when:</b>
-When you wake up you immeadiately move your bed 'to a better location'
-You have a heart condition due to stress.
-You're surprised when people do what you ask.
-You feel strangely at home when watching an ant's nest.
-Your response to beggars/car crash victims is 'sorry I have no res for ammo/med'.
<b>You know you've been playing NS too much when:</b>
-You 'get' all of these.
-You've seen 3+ of these threads.]
-You wrote one of these...
That's all for now, feel free to add some.
Comments
rofl XD
I really did that once. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
'Your mom takes you to the zoo and you see a rhino, you say "ooh look a baby onos!"'
- You ask for a wielder for your birthday and start trying to fix things by wielding them
- You refuse to drive a car because "There are no vehicles in NS"...
- When you get your satalite tv you try to upgrade to motion tracking
Should I be worried that I'm actually in the process of moving my bed right now? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Should I be worried that I'm actually in the process of moving my bed right now? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Only if the relocation fails...
...instead of asking for directions, you ask for a waypoint.
...an insult you actually use in real life is something like "nub" or "nublet," and no one has any idea what you're talking about.
...you see a manhole cover or street grate with steam coming out of it, and start screaming "Res Tower!!!" up at the sky.
...you're terrified to walk past air ducts that are at floor level.
...you've ever tried to hump a vending machine to get candy out of it.
<b>You know you play too much Aliens when</b>
...your laugh sounds like the alien chuckle.
...you've ever reflexively tried to walk up a wall.
...if you have to wait somewhere, you get really uncomfortable just standing there and try to squeeze into a shadowy corner.
...you call an overweight person "fatty" and can't understand why they get upset.
...someone gets hurt and you start spitting on them.
...you get in a fight, and instead of punching, you "slash" with your hands like a fade.
...you lose the fight and ask "Who was your commander?"