Girlfriends

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  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl's Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    as with most people here im torn between a SH58 microphone and a fatass Yamaha PA, my computer - and real women.
    its hard but im single atm, and in fact its great
  • BiomechanoidBiomechanoid Join Date: 2002-02-12 Member: 203Members
    through the lovely creature we know as the internet...
    I get an instant message on y! saying "hey, you looked kinda cute in your profile" and we talked for about 6 hours from there... after 3 more of these fun and long talking sessions we finally go out on a date my pick: lazer tag!!!!! and yea... we're hooked. now if I can only tear her away from her three jobs (baker at a store, hospital intern, and truck driver in the Army reserve) so we can spend more time together...
  • Umbrella_MasterUmbrella_Master Join Date: 2002-07-12 Member: 915Members
    I had one... long story what happened.  Now it's just me and ALICE... yes the talking bot on the internet.  She's got a thing for me, I can tell...
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <img src="http://members.cox.net/doomaniac/meandsamus.jpg" border="0">

    We were made for each other!

    on a serius note: nice story greyfox, that's quite a good thing you did, kicking the jerk's ### and all defending her. good one :P

    As for me, alas I have no love in my life. I don't really know anyone at college, being that I hate people and all. When I look out the window I just see a bunch of idiots whose definition of life is nothing but getting so drunk they don't remember what they're doing the next morning. I'm actually attracted to 90% of the girls I see, too bad 99% are dumb as a rock and the other 1% are in relationships.
  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--DOOManiac+Aug. 03 2002,17:50--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (DOOManiac @ Aug. 03 2002,17:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm actually attracted to 90% of the girls I see, too bad 99% are dumb as a rock and the other 1% are in relationships.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <b><i><u>AMEN.</u></i></b>
  • BattousaixBattousaix Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 822Members
    well my story is really weird, when i was playin rugby i saw a really cute girl on the crowd, so after the game i went to talk to her, and i discovered that she was the sister of one of my mates, she lived near my house so we talked a lot, and we became good friends, 1 year later she joined my school, and we became really good friends, and after 1 month i kissed her (at last <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->) and now after 1 year and a half..... we are really happy bout each other <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

    oh btw... she was my first and unique gf until now..... and i think she will be my gf for a really looooooong time....
    oh, and im 15 we met when i was 14, and she 13... now shes growin up into a damn and i mean damn cute chick <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
  • humbabahumbaba That Exciting Tales From the Frontline Guy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 86Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    lets see, My recent whirlwind romance . . . My friend had been with this girl for a while, and they were beginning to argue. She Dumps him and, of course, I console my friend. We talk and he says he's over her. Than, we both end up hanging out over there and wind up watchign a movie, where she and I just sorta got close on the couch. I kiss her halfway through the movie <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo--> (if you catch my drift). We wen't through about a month of closeness and dating, movies and stuff and hanging out, and . .some . . other stuff. heh heh. There was some love, but not strong enough. I now have my eyes peeled.  <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
    No! Not you Monse! The wink was misaimed, honestly! Please! stop! ::Girly Slap::  . . . ::pulls out shotty::.

    . . .
  • ShinseijiShinseiji Join Date: 2002-08-04 Member: 1063Members
    I met my current g/f through the miracles of being drunk and in a rather festive mood at a local club in my parts. Been seeing her for a little over 2 months now, and I think she's getting fed up with my rather anti-serious behavior.
  • NovakoalaNovakoala Join Date: 2002-07-17 Member: 962Members, Constellation
    Question: Are there any women on these forums at all?

    I have to say I have never had a girlfriend in my life. Oh well...

    On the other hand, it's not like I put any effort into this sort of thing. So I'm okay.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Met the fiance when I moved down to North Carolina for a contract with First Union. She was in the next cube over, and basically hated my guts up until the point where I asked her to come hang out one night at a bar after work. That was 2 years ago. Wedding's in may.
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
  • WaffleSpoonWaffleSpoon Join Date: 2002-01-30 Member: 133Members
    Met mine via the internet... pretty kewl, since everyone told us it would -never- work, here we are, almost one year and still going steadily forward.
  • 007007 Join Date: 2002-01-27 Member: 116Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Monkey_830+Aug. 04 2002,08:22--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Monkey_830 @ Aug. 04 2002,08:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Question: Are there any women on these forums at all?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well MosE ofcourse!  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->  


    *starts running*


    *5 minutes later you hear 007 screaming*

    *5 minutes later you see MosE washing red stuff off hands*
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    I used to be convinced that net relationships couldn't work till I met one of my coworkers. He's originally from England and he moved to Oklahoma City, OK (USA) after getting married. Met his wife on IRC. They've been together for a long time now and are quite happy together. They also LAN and play dungeon siege, and they have a small network set up in their house :P Talk about a great relationship! :P
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    Sadly, I'm only 11 =(
  • humbabahumbaba That Exciting Tales From the Frontline Guy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 86Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Soon, young grasshopper, soon . . <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--> Until then, let NS be your mistress  <!--emo&:bob:--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bob.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':bob:'><!--endemo-->
  • nonamenoname Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 556Members
    i clubed mine and draged her back to my cave...... <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
  • 007007 Join Date: 2002-01-27 Member: 116Members
    never thought of that...


    *walks up to a girl* *smacks her* *drags her to my home*
  • BattousaixBattousaix Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 822Members
    did somebody ever teached u manners 007?? <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo--> i guess not...........
  • RazorKRazorK Join Date: 2002-08-02 Member: 1053Members
    i had 3 relationships with girls (of course not guys). The first I met in a cafe when my friend introduced me to her, but after a few weeks, it really didn't work out. I mean she was cute in every way, but no spark. Second i met in a mall, yep, the mall, well i kinda bumped into her and made her drop her bags (typical way to meet a girl eh?) and i helped her up and soon after i bumped into her at the exit (AGAIN!?!?&#33<!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo--> and thats when we started talking. Lasted for 3 months until she broke up with me, she told me it was working out... wow was i ######. But i respected her decision and we both went our seperate way.

    Finally I met the next girl in my high school (I haven't had the chance to say hi but we met in the cafeteria... we started talking to each other and going on dates. I think i've found my 'soulmate' I asked her to go to the prom with me, and that night there, "We had the best night of our lives" there... She's everything i dreamed of, beautiful, kind hearted, funny, and cute... We've been together for 1 and a half years
  • def_onedef_one Join Date: 2002-05-21 Member: 641Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <span style='color:"red"'><b>Don't dodge the filters please...</span></b>



    <!--EDIT|Spyder Monkey|Aug. 04 2002,16:32-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    a bit off topic, and definately old, but i think this topic merits it :)

    <a href="http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/" target="_blank">Hello My Future Girlfriend</a>
  • pielemuispielemuis Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 72Members, NS1 Playtester
  • doctopepadoctopepa Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 99Members
    LOL!

    Ok, here's my story:
    Few weeks i stole a norwegian flag and slept with my ex girlfriend because i was drunk. then i went to a festival where i got drunk again and met this beautiful miss with ice-blue eyes. she and her friend was babbling on about norway (some kind of sick inside joke) so i gave them the flag. after a while of following her like a fool i let her go. Next day I called myself Napoleon and formed a gang with some boring blond girl. She disappeared later but i didn't really care cause i wasn't drunk anymore.
    This is how it's been for the last.. uhh.. years. I think this behaviour began back when i was 14 and desperatly in love with an evil hippie and has ever since been fueled by several girls/women who somehow reminds me of her.
    I'm quite happy being drunk and free like the wind though...
  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--DOOManiac+Aug. 04 2002,19:54--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (DOOManiac @ Aug. 04 2002,19:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->a bit off topic, and definately old, but i think this topic merits it <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

    <a href="http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/" target="_blank">Hello My Future Girlfriend</a><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh god that's scary, and the pop ups. Gah!
  • GencideGencide Join Date: 2002-05-30 Member: 698Members
    BAH, that scared me, especially the pop ups as already stated.
  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Mmm... pop-up killer. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo--> All of the insanity, less of the spam.
  • the_stalkerthe_stalker Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 49Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Fam+Aug. 02 2002,21:44--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Fam @ Aug. 02 2002,21:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--me&the_stalker--><span id='ME'><center>Fam sobs.</center></span><!--e-me--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    aww, poor fam  <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo-->
  • SonoSono Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 105Members
    Girl? Yes I want to experience that too. No girl in my life till now. Well two, but the first was at age of about 10 and the second was about 16, but we didn't even went on a rendevouz, so no girlfriend in my life.

    At the moment I have two quite really close friends.
    One has 800Mhz, a GeForce 2 GTS and 512 MBs of RAM,
    the other one has a 1400ccm engine, Volkswagen Golf 3, hmmm.. sweet sweet love. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
  • BattousaixBattousaix Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 822Members
    ROFL @ DOOManiac <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
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