Trying To Masturbate Increase Endurance Rates

Butt_monkey_saladButt_monkey_salad Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 11006Banned
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<div class="IPBDescription">on bikes...</div> Today I micarulously discovered that, by thinking sexy thoughts and attempting to masturbate (on a personal stationary bike. Not terribly advised on a real bike) I was able to go 4 times longer than I usually do before getting tired at all.
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  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    ...And you felt you needed to share this with us for <i>what</i> reason?
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  • NiddingNidding Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9439Members, Constellation
    In a related topic scientist have found out that mastubation decreases the risk of cancer. (hey i'm just improving my health)
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  • Butt_monkey_saladButt_monkey_salad Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 11006Banned
    edited July 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Torgo27+Jul 26 2003, 02:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo27 @ Jul 26 2003, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...And you felt you needed to share this with us for <i>what</i> reason? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    because its true and someday I might actually be skinny because I discovered this.

    And I believe, according to an article, that staring at boobs for 10 minutes gets the heart pumping to the equivilant of jogging for 30 minutes. A sweet deal, indeed.
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    and it's just a good, fun workout too! But according to this wise, insane man on habbohotel, every time you masturbate, God kills a puppy.
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  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    were you able to go on 4 times riding the bike or 4 times to masturbate?
    i don´t get it
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    by pleasing himself, he was able to cycle for 4 times more
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  • Butt_monkey_saladButt_monkey_salad Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 11006Banned
    I was on the bike 4 times longer than normal because the excitement turned me on in such a way that I didnt tire out. In fact if it wasnt for that pesky timer that I dont know how to adjust, I probably could have gone much longer and possibly all day long.
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  • 343_guilty_spark343_guilty_spark Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17462Members
    Thank you very much for sharing this with us. Well i know i won't be getting cancer anytime soon <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->.
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <span style='color:red'>***Locked.***</span>

    Not really appropriate.
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