Ridiculous Ideas Thread

RatDragonRatDragon Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10866Members
<div class="IPBDescription">A place to get those dumb ideas out</div> Ok this thread is for people to get their inane and stupid ideas out. Mind you, we dont intend for anything in here to be implemented we're just doing this to vent.

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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    edited June 2003
    Uhhh not again *moans* *gets a quick look at his watch... 3:19* *looks really tired* *falls asleep*
  • LeetVegeTaLeetVegeTa Join Date: 2003-02-27 Member: 14103Members
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    Let the comm research chemical/biological warfare as soon as the game starts and then just gas the whole place. It will kill all lifeforms so the space station is free (no bacteria) and all the aliens are dead. But the marines get gas masks so they are OK <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> And they also get lasers to burn up any bacteria that survives.
  • CacoColaCacoCola Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16978Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->AWP<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    lol yah no kidding
  • uberbrokeuberbroke Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2438Members
    a sattelite that can shoot a laser beam from space to scratch my arse.
  • CrystalSnakeCrystalSnake Join Date: 2002-01-27 Member: 110Members
  • SpazmaticSpazmatic Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16184Members
    I'd lend you some sarcastic remarks, but I used them up in the "new fade weapon" threads. Bullet time and all that.
  • IncarnatedIncarnated Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14429Members, Constellation
  • Aries8Aries8 Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10719Members
    Well i posted this in a thread awhile ago but no one really read the thread but oh well...
    It seems that a problem I’ve been reading about in the beta forums is that marines have to choose between expanding and upgrading. Naturally, most pick upgrading because they believe their marines are the most important weapon they have. Which is true. Well this seems to result in little or no outpost by the marines or lots of map control for the aliens. So here is what I think would help…

    Make its so the commander puts a turret factory down in an area for 30 resources or what ever would make it balanced. Then after it’s built make it so that you can drop 3-4 turrets a phase-gate and an armory in the area of the turret factory for free or a very low price. It could be subject to change on what/how many of the buildings you can build in the area of one TF, do to balancing or whatever else.
    To make it so the marines cant spread so fast in the beginning make it so u have to build at least one of this buildings in the beginning, costing there normal resources, before u can build multiple ones for free in an outpost under a TF.
    There could be an upgrade feature in the TF to put 3 more turrets down.
    This should only apply to these building in the range of TF. If any of these buildings are built outside the TF range the cost there normal resources. So u can still sneak a pg in the corner of a hive but it cost its normal price.
    Outpost still take time to build marines still have to build everything that is dropped
    Resource towers are not included in this. They still cost resources to put down even if they are in TF range.

    I think this feature would allow marines to upgrade and spread and have some map control just like the aliens do. I don’t think that having lots of marine outpost everywhere on the map would get that bad because, 1 it would spread the marines very thin and 2 it sounds like gorges jut rip marine outpost apart with bile bomb anyway. This might sound over powering for the marines, but I don’t think it will be. All it allows marines to do is spread and upgrade. As long as the Aliens can upgrade around the same rate I don’t see that big of a problem. Its far out there but hey look at the name of the thread. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    We already have a forum for posting this sorta stuff, its call the suggestions forum. From the quality of suggestions you usually find there - i think there is like a 13yrs and under only limit.

    The majority could be cut and pasted in here and no1 would be any the wiser...

    EDIT

    Aries86 your post is a decent one - go post it in the suggestion forum not here this is for jackasses to post only <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LeetVegeTaLeetVegeTa Join Date: 2003-02-27 Member: 14103Members
    lets see i got more.....

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=33062&hl=flamethrower' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...hl=flamethrower</a>

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=33129&hl=forcefield' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...9&hl=forcefield</a>

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=32042&hl=flamethrower' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...hl=flamethrower</a>

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=33893&hl=flamethrower' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...hl=flamethrower</a>

    i guess 4 is enough for now...
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited June 2003
    My eyes are seeing a <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=29939&hl=ridiculous' target='_blank'>clone</a>. Post in <i>that</i> one.
  • JesusCJesusC Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14996Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--CrystalSnake+Jun 7 2003, 09:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CrystalSnake @ Jun 7 2003, 09:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Flamethrowers. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You know it'll never come when it shows up in the whacky idea thread. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • TheWizardTheWizard Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10553Members, Constellation
    My idea is to increase my post count by talking a lot in weird topics like this.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10553Members, Constellation
    Marines need LAZER rifles. Not just laser rifles LAZER rifles with a Z.

    The Z makes it more powerful <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--wizard@psu+Jun 7 2003, 11:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (wizard@psu @ Jun 7 2003, 11:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My idea is to increase my post count by talking a lot in weird topics like this. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The Ultimate Post-Count Enhancer/Dehancer... Yes...
    Seriously though, post in the one that I provided, it has 7 pages of silly ideas already, we don't need more to focus on.
  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    The marines need a gun that is really good at aiming far away, and the aliens need a shield to block all the bullets from the marine gun but they can't attack while they have it . . . no wait, that's CS.
  • RatDragonRatDragon Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10866Members
    ok out of all the stupid ideas psoted in this thread, I would say the dumbest one is the idea for an AWP. but a good idea for NS is an irritating player killer, fire it, and the most irritating player on the server is immediatly vaporized. And I don't mean in NS. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Change the team names Frontiersmen and Kharaa to "Counter-Terrorists" an"Terrorists" and make a gui interface to purchase weapons! You can buy new guns, and make it so there are frequent pointless headshots to ruin the game, also make sure theres a lot of 12 year olds playing it.
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Hmm. Given that this thread really isn't discussing anything directly related to NS (in fact, discussing anti-NS), <span style='color:orange'>*Phased*</span> to Off-Topic.


    And since it's mostly a spam thread from what I can see,

    <span style='color:red'>*Locked.*</span>
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