Movie-a-minute

lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
edited July 2003 in Off-Topic
Need to figure out what a movie essentially boils down to, but don't have more than a minute? Do not fret my child, <a href='http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/' target='_blank'>click</a>!

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  • InfinityXInfinityX Join Date: 2003-04-07 Member: 15275Members
    Titanic and The Sixth Sense are my faves <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • GnatsumGnatsum Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10566Members
    LOL check out mortal kombat.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Mission: Impossible II is also nice...
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    Titanic even shorter

    Ship Sinks

    The End

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  • MausMaus Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5599Members
    Hmm, it's all rather pontless, but at lease You've Got Mail and Dracula were funny.
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  • InfinityXInfinityX Join Date: 2003-04-07 Member: 15275Members
    Return of the Jedi <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Saving Private Ryan?
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  • KeyserKeyser Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13591Members
    Speed is the best:

    Dennis Hopper
    I will blow up the elevator.
    Keanu Reeves
    Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)
    Dennis Hopper
    I will blow up the bus.
    Keanu Reeves
    Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)
    Dennis Hopper
    I will blow up the subway.
    Keanu Reeves
    Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)

    THE END
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  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    I liked Die Hard

    <b>Alan Rickman</b>
    Har har har.

    <b>Bruce Willis</b>
    Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt.

    <i>(A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.)</i>




    THE END


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Haha, those remind me of a somethingawful photoshop where people would try to sum up a movie in four little cells, looked kind of like a window, but they drew the scenes in them. I'll have to look for it again.
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  • Frogg2Frogg2 Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4867Members, Constellation
    <b>The Matrix</b>

    <b>Keanu Reeves</b>
    Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!
    <b>Audience</b>
    GASP!
    <b>Keanu Reeves</b>
    Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!
    <b>Audience</b>
    (faints)

    THE END
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  • SeraphyGoodnessSeraphyGoodness Join Date: 2003-06-05 Member: 17029Members
    <b>Armageddon</b>

    Heroic asteroid saves world from Bruce Willis

    <b>The End</b>
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  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    edited July 2003
    Face off

    Nicolas Cage Being John Travolta

    Raaah, wooo, bluuuh.

    John Travolta Being Nicolas Cage

    Wahh.

    (71,928,033 bullets later, everything is FIXED.)
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SeraphyGoodness+Jul 11 2003, 02:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SeraphyGoodness @ Jul 11 2003, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>Armageddon</b>

    Heroic asteroid saves world from Bruce Willis

    <b>The End</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good one!
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    yes I saw it the other way around but it's better this way <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    Usual Suspects is my favorite:

    <b>Gabriel Byrne</b> : I'm not bad, but I'm good, but I'm bad.
    <b>Other Guys</b> : We're bad, but you like us anyway.

    <i>(They kill some guys, kill some more guys, and DIE.)</i>

    <b>Kevin Spacey</b> : THBBBBBBBBBT.

    <b>THE END</b>

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  • JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
    <b>The Italian Job</b>
    Guy: Edward Norton took our gold! Lets get it back, even though we don't need it and its only for emotional fufillment.
    Everyone Else: Ok!
    Seth Green: Napster!
    (they STEAL back the GOLD while ADVERTISING the new MINI GT)
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