Coffee Cup Games Required !
DY357LX
Playing since day 1. Still can't Comm.England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
Playing since day 1. Still can't Comm.England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Allow Me To Explain</div> OK, as a couple of you know... I have a rather easy job.
Its crappy pay but its easy and funny and I get to torment
my "boss".
My job mainly revolves around making the odd cup of coffee/tea,
doing some eBay auction listings and running the odd errand into
town.
When none of the above needs doing we mess around on whatever
consoles are in the store at that time, its usually a PlayStation2.
There's often a GameCube and X-Box but these get shunned in
favour of the PS2 for some strange reason.
Annnnnnway, things often get a little competitive and we have invented
::drum roll:: The Coffee Cup™©
2 people (usually the guy who thinks he's great at a particular title and
tje guy who thinks the other guy sucks at everything under the sun)
play a certain game from the shelf, first to 3 wins, loser makes everyone
a cup of tea/coffee.
(sometimes this is a nightmare, last week for example, someone had to make
6 cups of coffee, as opposed to the usual 3/4)
Recently we've been playing Tony Hawks 3 and 4, but they now
refuse to let me play. Simply because I can get four hundred thousand
points in a 2 minute run, whereas they struggle to pass one hundred thousand
in a five minute run. (They suck, what can I say)
So i've gotten sick of sitting on the side-lines, shouting "oh look, its
amatuers night on Tony Hawks..... AGAIN!" as they crash and bail.
So I request that you lovely forum dwelling people help me find a
decent title to play for Cuffee Cup™©
Racing games are usually avoided, as much as I love F-Zero X <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Fighting games I personally try to avoid because certain people
like to "button-mash". (bash the buttons in any order and somehow win)
Soccer games, these are usually good but its only a matter of time
before the goal-keepers weakness is discovered and abusing to the
point of 18-0.
NFL/Basketball/Baseball, games are avoided because we're simple Brits
and the other guys don't understand the rules (I love NFL games too! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> )
If anyone has a spare PAL copy of Bust-A-Groove, please PM me!
So if you have any suguestions, please post them here.
EDIT: One last thing, if you want to see what the shop looks like,
<a href='http://homepage.ntlworld.com/pete.taylor2/' target='_blank'>click here</a> and click "Gaz's New Shop"
from the left hand menu.
Its crappy pay but its easy and funny and I get to torment
my "boss".
My job mainly revolves around making the odd cup of coffee/tea,
doing some eBay auction listings and running the odd errand into
town.
When none of the above needs doing we mess around on whatever
consoles are in the store at that time, its usually a PlayStation2.
There's often a GameCube and X-Box but these get shunned in
favour of the PS2 for some strange reason.
Annnnnnway, things often get a little competitive and we have invented
::drum roll:: The Coffee Cup™©
2 people (usually the guy who thinks he's great at a particular title and
tje guy who thinks the other guy sucks at everything under the sun)
play a certain game from the shelf, first to 3 wins, loser makes everyone
a cup of tea/coffee.
(sometimes this is a nightmare, last week for example, someone had to make
6 cups of coffee, as opposed to the usual 3/4)
Recently we've been playing Tony Hawks 3 and 4, but they now
refuse to let me play. Simply because I can get four hundred thousand
points in a 2 minute run, whereas they struggle to pass one hundred thousand
in a five minute run. (They suck, what can I say)
So i've gotten sick of sitting on the side-lines, shouting "oh look, its
amatuers night on Tony Hawks..... AGAIN!" as they crash and bail.
So I request that you lovely forum dwelling people help me find a
decent title to play for Cuffee Cup™©
Racing games are usually avoided, as much as I love F-Zero X <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Fighting games I personally try to avoid because certain people
like to "button-mash". (bash the buttons in any order and somehow win)
Soccer games, these are usually good but its only a matter of time
before the goal-keepers weakness is discovered and abusing to the
point of 18-0.
NFL/Basketball/Baseball, games are avoided because we're simple Brits
and the other guys don't understand the rules (I love NFL games too! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> )
If anyone has a spare PAL copy of Bust-A-Groove, please PM me!
So if you have any suguestions, please post them here.
EDIT: One last thing, if you want to see what the shop looks like,
<a href='http://homepage.ntlworld.com/pete.taylor2/' target='_blank'>click here</a> and click "Gaz's New Shop"
from the left hand menu.
Comments
Its a really fun multiplayer car combat game.
A Game Made Specifically For Dy357lx, Because He Requested It, by Komradde Pdjofske
The game starts out with you at work, watching your co-workers play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 or 4, you can't remember. Since you are the master at that game, you yell, "Oh, look, it's amateurs night on Tony Hawk's... AGAIN!". They ignore you, and one says to the other, "Where's that idiot co-worker of ours? I can beat him now, I'm so good. Ha! I always could've pwned him! He sucked!".
You stifle a burst of laughter as the same person tries to attempt a minor jump and falls into a lava pit. Bored, you go into the next room where idiot customers are outside, pressing their noses on the <span style='color:red'><u>CLOSED</u></span> sign, and rapping the door, yelling, "Are you guys open?!". You sigh repeatedly, and take a hammer that you are selling. Clenching it in your hands, you hack furiously at the wall behind you. Whack! Whack! Finally, you manage to create a small hole. You climb inside the secret room that you created when you first started working here for just such an occasion. The idiots outside bang louder and louder. Frustrated you throw the hammer at the open hole, hoping to shatter the glass and pop someone good in the face. Unfortunately, your boss happens to peek in at the same moment you tossed the hammer,
"Yes, yes..." you sneer as you slide open the compartment which has a ShockRifle, fully loaded. You grab a bit of thin, flat rope and tie the ShockRifle to your back. You open another secret compartment, which has a flesh-ripping, nastily-curved knife, the same one John Rambo used to slit open the throat of that one guy who was in the forest and then Rambo jumped down with this knife and slit his throat and then tossed his body to the ground and then all these soldiers fired at him and he used the knife to block the bullets. It's explanation was also engraved on the blade, making it look even more vicious. You stick the knife in your mouth and clench your teeth. Using another rope, you climb up to the ceiling. You pull the bloody knife out of your mouth (yes, it cut you), and then you raise both knife and ShockRifle into the air.
You let loose a war-cry, and run toward the edge of the ceiling. As you near the edge, you jump off and flip forward. As your head points downward and you can see the retard customers, you fire the ShockRifle numerous times, splitting their heads open. You land with your feet on the other building, and turn around, turning your ShockRifle into a minigun, and unloading poisonous lead into their miserable bodies.
That's the intro. The game is you get the ShockRifle, rename it to a Rail Gun, and turn the game into a Quake deathmatch.
Very fun, very exciting. PEEOOM! Vooooooop PEEOOM! You can pwndid anyone as long as you are an adept aimer. In stores now, in my store in fact, called, "The Best Store In The World".
Actually, I just recommend a shooting game like Halo, but for Playstation2. There was this game. I forgot what it was called, but you could use a mic and order your squad around.
For the Gamecube you HAVE to go with Super Smash Bros.Melee, its ultimately the best multiplayer game for the console.
And I don't know what to recommend for the PS2.
Best. Console. Multiplayer. FPS. Evar!
refuse to let me play. Simply because I can get four hundred thousand
points in a 2 minute run, whereas they struggle to pass one hundred thousand
in a five minute run. (They suck, what can I say) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dude, you suck, on THPS4 i can get 3.5mil in about a minute. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Best. Console. Multiplayer. FPS. Evar! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Haven't played TS2 but i've played the original and its a blast multiplayer.
Shame the single-player mode has literally NO plot.
refuse to let me play. Simply because I can get four hundred thousand
points in a 2 minute run, whereas they struggle to pass one hundred thousand
in a five minute run. (They suck, what can I say) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dude, you suck, on THPS4 i can get 3.5mil in about a minute. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOL true, I suppose thats what makes it even more fun to win
on that title. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
All the above games are being noted down, keep em coming!
Best played with 4 people.
It does.
Evil time traveling aliens are altering earths timeline Blah, Blah, Blah, dudes sent back in time to sort it out, they become a person with some sort if mission in a certain time zone etc etc etc
OK a little predictable but its a good excuse to shoot things in different timezones!
Issue! I take issue! Hear my "elite" reasoning: If I can jump a length of 5 meters, do I suck just because some guy jumped 15 meters once? No, he was just world-class. If I could only jump half a meter, I would suck. Otherwise everyone but the best NS player would be a n00b, right?
WORMS.
!!!
oh and liero [sp?]