T3h U|t1m@t3 N$ G@ym0r
<div class="IPBDescription">If you can read that, 2 points.</div> Ok, this thread is sort of a followup to my "Ever fall asleep at your computer?" thread, only this time I am fully awake. This one is specific to Ns, you must answer the following questions truthfully (or otherwise) in order to prove that you are teh ultimate NS gam0r!!!!11one.
Please note that this is a dubious honour.
Feel free to add your own questions, I think Talesin had some good ones in the old thread.
1. Ever play NS past 3 in the morning? (changed from 2 by popular demand)
2. Got your own replica alien (or marine gun)? (YES origami DOES count)
3. Ever talk in the marine voice when no-one else is around? (roger that)
4. Do you have a lucky (anything) that you can't play NS without? (mine is a penknife.... it just seems to crash less if I have my penknife!)
5. Do you think gorges are cute?
6. Do you own your own NS website? (triple points if it has less than 10 hits)
7. Do you use leetspeak?
8. Do you use leetspeak in real-life?
9. C@n u £3@d t|-|1$ m3$$@93?
10. Have you ever played NS for more than 8 consecutive hours?
11. WHERE IS QUESITON 11, asks Comprox!
12. Have you played NS for more than 24 hours? (with toilet breaks)
13. Does your NS-name consist almost entirely of punctuation? (i.e, ")(3110" or ",")
14. Are you unable to pronounce your NS name?
15. Can you fix my NS for me? (please?)
16. Did you know where the "Scorpian that Hovars without flapping" came from before the hype started?
17. Have you ever made an NS related flash?
18. Can you bhop?
19. Will you teach me?
20. Do you have a custom spray logo?
21. Do you have a marine helmet made out of tinfoil? (I know one of you does)
22. Have you ever attempted to make a battle-scene out of the NS smileys (I tried but I failed)
23. Do you spend more time on these boards than playing (I have an excuse, my NS is broken <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> )
24. Have you ever knifed a fade (quintuple points if from full health)
25. Have you ever parasited a marine to death? (quintuple points if from full health)
Ok, feel free to add your own. I scored 9/25.
Please note that this is a dubious honour.
Feel free to add your own questions, I think Talesin had some good ones in the old thread.
1. Ever play NS past 3 in the morning? (changed from 2 by popular demand)
2. Got your own replica alien (or marine gun)? (YES origami DOES count)
3. Ever talk in the marine voice when no-one else is around? (roger that)
4. Do you have a lucky (anything) that you can't play NS without? (mine is a penknife.... it just seems to crash less if I have my penknife!)
5. Do you think gorges are cute?
6. Do you own your own NS website? (triple points if it has less than 10 hits)
7. Do you use leetspeak?
8. Do you use leetspeak in real-life?
9. C@n u £3@d t|-|1$ m3$$@93?
10. Have you ever played NS for more than 8 consecutive hours?
11. WHERE IS QUESITON 11, asks Comprox!
12. Have you played NS for more than 24 hours? (with toilet breaks)
13. Does your NS-name consist almost entirely of punctuation? (i.e, ")(3110" or ",")
14. Are you unable to pronounce your NS name?
15. Can you fix my NS for me? (please?)
16. Did you know where the "Scorpian that Hovars without flapping" came from before the hype started?
17. Have you ever made an NS related flash?
18. Can you bhop?
19. Will you teach me?
20. Do you have a custom spray logo?
21. Do you have a marine helmet made out of tinfoil? (I know one of you does)
22. Have you ever attempted to make a battle-scene out of the NS smileys (I tried but I failed)
23. Do you spend more time on these boards than playing (I have an excuse, my NS is broken <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> )
24. Have you ever knifed a fade (quintuple points if from full health)
25. Have you ever parasited a marine to death? (quintuple points if from full health)
Ok, feel free to add your own. I scored 9/25.
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3. Ever talk in the marine voice when no-one else is around? (roger that)
4. Do you have a lucky (anything) that you can't play NS without? (mine is a penknife.... it just seems to crash less if I have my penknife!)
5. Do you think gorges are cute?
7. Do you use leetspeak?
8. Do you use leetspeak in real-life?
9. C@n u £3@d t|-|1$ m3$$@93?
10. Have you ever played NS for more than 8 consecutive hours?
12. Have you played NS for more than 24 hours? (with toilet breaks)
15. Can you fix my NS for me? (please?)
16. Did you know where the "Scorpian that Hovars without flapping" came from before the hype started?
17. Have you ever made an NS related flash?
18. Can you bhop?
19. Will you teach me?
20. Do you have a custom spray logo?
22. Have you ever attempted to make a battle-scene out of the NS smileys (I tried but I failed)
23. Do you spend more time on these boards than playing (I have an excuse, my NS is broken <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> )
24. Have you ever knifed a fade (quintuple points if from full health)
25. Have you ever parasited a marine to death? (quintuple points if from full health) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
19/25 .. :/
Maybe when I'm at Uni this will go up several points but until then.......
Bless my ski helmet.
That is of course unless my IRC "Tin Foil Hat" counts
I use it to protect my sanity!
im more then half a nerd! :S sux0r! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
1, hell yeah.
2, i made a skulk out of a lump of blu-tack i found...
3, i do it when people ARE around :S
7, yes i do actually...
8, i have ONCE and i mean ONCE said 'Fuxor'
9, yes i can read that message.
12, once, but this was a LAN party.. does that count?
16,originated from Smart_bomb if iirc
18, i can but i dont.
22, omg yes.. thats not geeky that is cool!
23, yes i very well may do.. i love to be a part of a community..
24, yes i have even knifed an onos, but i dont know it's health...
25, YES! easy lol
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__ <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> __ <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> __________ <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> ____
<!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
_ <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> ______ <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> __________________ <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
______ <!--emo&::fade::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/fade.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='fade.gif'><!--endemo--> ____ <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
Please note that this is a dubious honour.
Feel free to add your own questions, I think Talesin had some good ones in the old thread.
1. Ever play NS past 3 in the morning? (changed from 2 by popular demand)
2. Got your own replica alien (or marine gun)? (YES origami DOES count)
3. Ever talk in the marine voice when no-one else is around? (roger that)
4. Do you have a lucky (anything) that you can't play NS without? (mine is a penknife.... it just seems to crash less if I have my penknife!)
5. Do you think gorges are cute?
6. Do you own your own NS website? (triple points if it has less than 10 hits)
7. Do you use leetspeak?
8. Do you use leetspeak in real-life?
9. C@n u £3@d t|-|1$ m3$$@93?
10. Have you ever played NS for more than 8 consecutive hours?
12. Have you played NS for more than 24 hours? (with toilet breaks)
13. Does your NS-name consist almost entirely of punctuation? (i.e, ")(3110" or ",")
14. Are you unable to pronounce your NS name?
15. Can you fix my NS for me? (please?)
16. Did you know where the "Scorpian that Hovars without flapping" came from before the hype started?
17. Have you ever made an NS related flash?
18. Can you bhop?
19. Will you teach me?
20. Do you have a custom spray logo?
21. Do you have a marine helmet made out of tinfoil? (I know one of you does)
22. Have you ever attempted to make a battle-scene out of the NS smileys (I tried but I failed)
23. Do you spend more time on these boards than playing (I have an excuse, my NS is broken <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> )
24. Have you ever knifed a fade (quintuple points if from full health)
25. Have you ever parasited a marine to death? (quintuple points if from full health)
Ok, feel free to add your own. I scored 9/25. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
1. Of course
2. Nope
3. Yup
4. Gotta have my stuffed dog sitting on my monitor!
5. Awww, yes
6. Since Monse considers me part of rr.org staff, and since I designed it, I'll say yes <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
7. Sometimes, mockingly, yes
8. When joking with a few nerd friends D:
9. yup
10. yup
11. Where the hell is this question?
12. Not that bad yet
13. Thankfully, no
14. Nope
15. More than likely <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
16. As a forum mod, very yes
17. I've been the star of Mart's once, and I've made one of my own
18. Not as marines in 1.1 anymore
19. God no
20. Of course
21. This isnt "signs"
22. Yup, attempted, never posted!
23. Being a forum admin/mod, yup
24. Yup, doubt from full health
25. Heck ya, from full health baby <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
/me adds that up...mmm..oh, the title also, +2 points 21/26, since there is <b>no question 11!</b>.
yes
2. Got your own replica alien (or marine gun)? (YES origami DOES count)
no
3. Ever talk in the marine voice when no-one else is around? (roger that)
no
4. Do you have a lucky (anything) that you can't play NS without? (mine is a penknife.... it just seems to crash less if I have my penknife!)
meh glass of Cola
5. Do you think gorges are cute?
yes
6. Do you own your own NS website? (triple points if it has less than 10 hits)
no
7. Do you use leetspeak?
yes
8. Do you use leetspeak in real-life?
yes
9. C@n u £3@d t|-|1$ m3$$@93?
yes
10. Have you ever played NS for more than 8 consecutive hours?
i think, not sure though
12. Have you played NS for more than 24 hours? (with toilet breaks)
no, have stayed awake for 60-72 hours though o_O
13. Does your NS-name consist almost entirely of punctuation? (i.e, ")(3110" or ",")
no
14. Are you unable to pronounce your NS name?
no
15. Can you fix my NS for me? (please?)
/me plays Song of healing on meh Ocarina O_o
16. Did you know where the "Scorpian that Hovars without flapping" came from before the hype started?
no
17. Have you ever made an NS related flash?
no
18. Can you bhop?
yes, as a skulk i can, rine is a little tricky for meh
19. Will you teach me?
yea ++point <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
20. Do you have a custom spray logo?
no
21. Do you have a marine helmet made out of tinfoil? (I know one of you does)
no
22. Have you ever attempted to make a battle-scene out of the NS smileys (I tried but I failed)
no
23. Do you spend more time on these boards than playing (I have an excuse, my NS is broken )
i have, not more though since i got all the time free
24. Have you ever knifed a fade (quintuple points if from full health)
yes, after jumping down onto it's head from the top to the buttom of the bast elevator
25. Have you ever parasited a marine to death? (quintuple points if from full health)
yes a JP
15/26
2. Paper tiger? Paper skulk. Tiger loses.
3. Occasionally. Worse is after a long gaming session and when I'm asked to do a chore or favor, I automatically respond with 'Roger, Comm.'
4. My headset.
5. I wanna gorgie pillow!
6. Clan HH. It's still up, if the clan's mostly defunct. (3x points! Yay!)
7. Not a chance.
8. I feel the urge to have Captain Punchintheface visit those who do.
9. Yes, annoying as it is.
10. Yes. I have no life.
11. Coil moved it.
12. Yes. See answer 10.
13. No.
14. Does saying 'underscore' count, halfway through?
15. Don't use the desktop shortcut.
16. Yes.
17. Does drawing a skulk on one's derriere with a sharpie count?
18. Yes.
19. No. (it's going to be gone in v1.1 anyway)
20. Yes, my cute batbat.
21. No. The origami skulk ate it.
22. Yes, and nuked excessive ones.
23. Not sure... I do both a lot, for obvious reasons.
24. Yes. (Knifed an Onos to death from full health in v1.0.. more extra points?)
25. Yes. I was bored, he didn't know what was happening (4x ^_^)
That should be.. 29/25 points, counting the bonus values. (edit: forgot the title bonus points)
Edit: I can read the title, so 2 more points. 11/25
My lucky item I cannot play ns without is my mouse (a pc optical one).
Go figure <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Oh and FYI, NO I am NOT using the desktop shortcut <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Comprox edited my post! AAAGH! I feel so violated!
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1. Ever play NS past 3 in the morning? (changed from 2 by popular demand)
Yes I have.
3. Ever talk in the marine voice when no-one else is around? (roger that)
Ill say roger that etc but I didnt get that from NS but from the Air Force.
5. Do you think gorges are cute?
Yes
6. Do you own your own NS website? (triple points if it has less than 10 hits)
Co Owned. For TSA organization www.shrikesoftware.com/tsa
8. Do you use leetspeak in real-life?
Sometimes I say"lol" instad of laughing to others amusment.
9. C@n u £3@d t|-|1$ m3$$@93?
Yea buts annoying, hense Y i dont type in leet speak. Info needs to be easily understood and clear in the midst of battle <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
10. Have you ever played NS for more than 8 consecutive hours?
Yes. and later I had the largest migrain ever.
12. Have you played NS for more than 24 hours? (with toilet breaks)
19 hours Close enough...
16. Did you know where the "Scorpian that Hovars without flapping" came from before the hype started?
Yes
18. Can you bhop?
Yes I CAN but I try not too.
19. Will you teach me?
Thats pretty sad If u cant B hop. But this question is probably a joke one anyways <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
20. Do you have a custom spray logo?
Yes
22. Have you ever attempted to make a battle-scene out of the NS smileys (I tried but I failed)
Yes
23. Do you spend more time on these boards than playing (I have an excuse, my NS is broken <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> )
Sometimes.
24. Have you ever knifed a fade (quintuple points if from full health)
Ive knifed everything and every structure including helping to knife the hive.
15/25
2. Nope.
3. Nu-unh.
4. Does C-D count? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
5. Yup. (1 score?)
6. Nope. I think that should give me points though. Too many people own a website in order to own a website.
7. 411 7|-|3 71/\/. (l 5<0r3)
8. Nah, I'm beyond that, I speak in binary. One-one-oh-one-oh-oh-oh-one-one-one-one-oh! (2 score)
9. Sure I can, want me to translate it too? (1 score)
10. Not sure.
11. It's hidden in the underground vaults of the CIA. (1 score)
12. Yuck.
13. Geesh NO.
14. What fun would that be?
15. Depends on what's broken. (1 score)
16. There was no "scorpain" before the hype. Just like gods are created from people believing in them, so are scorpians created from hype. (1 score)
17. No.
18. No. (1 score)
19. No. (1 score)
20. No.
21. No.
22. No. (1 score)
23. No...-ish. I think. Maybe not. Who knows?
24. Onos. (3 score)
25. Nope.
Total = 17 score
Edit: Added two points for reading title(thanks for reminding me Jefe!).
I remember the initial day when the scorpian post was pointed out to me by Redford. I didn't think it was <i>that</i> funny, but it was good for a chuckle. All of the sudden, the scorpian is resurrected by god knows who and becomes some forum joke. Bleh.
and yes, I bhop like a dirty ****.
which gives me a.. 12/25. But the 24 hour deal only counts if you include food breaks in there (I get hungry <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> )
As for the parasite kill it was some rambo in heavy armor who I kept out of the hive for about 10 minutes just by running up to him, hitting him, running back to the hive to heal, and repeating. He might have been at full health, but I didn't ask so I might have gotten a 16/25 instead. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
3. Yes
4. Yes, my mouse..
5. Who could not, those cute little buggers..running around as bullets bite its butt...
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. Can I read it..yes, only you do your R's wrong..|234d
10. Yes, record is 13 hours and 26 minutes..server crashed..
11. Umm..right...I suppose someone took it and fed it to the aliens, gorge chow is low in stock nowadays..
12. Yes..bathroom breaks...definately...specially with all that food you need at your desk..
15. Probably, whats wrong with it?
18. Yes I can bunny hop
19. Just keep jumping really fast..