X_StickmanNot good enough for a custom title.Join Date: 2003-04-15Member: 15533Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin--UnderDOG+Jun 21 2003, 10:15 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UnderDOG @ Jun 21 2003, 10:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Obliterater+Apr 26 2003, 04:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obliterater @ Apr 26 2003, 04:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would train the spiders to follow my commands, first simple stuff like drawing a line in the sand and giving them pixie stick if they follow it, but eventualy train each of the spiders to do speciffic functions. I would then put thoes spiders on the little bits of paper and let them fly off to land, gather bits of stuff, and send out spiders trained to tell the others to fly back on there bits of paper carrying whatever they could. I would use that to make better kite thingys for the spiders and send out more and more until. I had enough stuff to have spiders glue it all together and make a boat, and carry the spiders with me and spread spiders under my control over the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> spiders can fly....? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> yeah, they Hovar WIthout Flapping.
<!--QuoteBegin--Burncycle+Jun 21 2003, 06:51 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Burncycle @ Jun 21 2003, 06:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You have a tounge depressor and a ball of yarn.
Sink the bismark.
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Fashion a crude torpedo out of the tounge depressor!
CplDavisI hunt the arctic SnonosJoin Date: 2003-01-09Member: 12097Members
edited June 2003
<!--QuoteBegin--[WHO]Them+Apr 25 2003, 10:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ Apr 25 2003, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Your tools: a pixie stick a lucky penny the clothes on your back some keys on a keyring a wallet full of normal wallet crap.
Your goal: none really.
P.S. yes, I'm bored <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> First off consider my options. Then I would realise how I hate spiders,and unwrap the pixie stick. Being as its the last edidible thing there (besides spiders) Id savor its taste (hopefully it wont be a grape one) and look around nervousely for any incomming spiders.
Then Id wear my clothes, put my keys in my pocket, kiss my lucky penny and hope there is a somewhat decent after life, then kill myself by cutting my throat with a broken credit card out of my wallet.
When Im good and dead, the spiders can come eat me. So at least my body gets recycled.
For some odd reason, it isn't quoting. Help? [quote]ok, you're trapped on a remote island where some species of tiny spider makes its home. The island is literally infested with these spiders and they <b>appear</b> to be the only edible thing around.
Your tools: a pixie stick a <b>lucky penny</b> the clothes on your back some keys on a keyring a wallet full of <b>normal wallet crap</b>.
Your goal: none really.
P.S. yes, I'm a <b>bored</b>[/quote] Read this thorougly, or it doesn't make sense. I've bolded the key words, here, and also quoted them in my steps so you can follow along easily.
Step one. [quote] the island is literally infested with these spiders and they <b>appear</b> to be the only edible thing around [/quote] First of all, the spiders only <i>appear</i> to be the only edible thing around. That's what [WHO]Them says, but is he a really reliable source of information? Anyway, they <i>appear</i> to be the only source of food, but he never specified for how long you were looking! So, say, you only looked for 1 second, and saw a spider, and it <i>appeared</i> to be the only edible thing. Yet, as you dig down, you find a treasure box full of food that--well, let's skip on to the next part before I start to ramble.
Step two. [quote] a <b>lucky penny</b> Now, the lucky penny is very lucky. If I were already that superstitious, I would take the keys off the keyring, and bind however many spiders would fit in there, along with the penny, then hurl it into the water for 'good luck'. There, step one has completed, now I am sure the gods of good luck are watching over my back, as I have sacrificed them a penny and a few spiders (to kill Mosquitos and the like inside their palace), and who knows when gods don't need a key ring? I mean, you can't use magic to hold <i>everything</i> together, not even keys, so they could probably need that. That's Step 2: ensure that the good luck gods are watching over you, so no serious harm can come over you.
Step three. [quote] a wallet full of <b>normal wallet crap</b>Now, who knows what normal people keep in their wallet? Let's see. Being a youngster, I wouldn't have mass amount of money, but I have some 4 dollars and coins. No special kinds of cards, and there are some pictures, and a pencil. So, step three would be, obviously, take a spider, stick it on the end of my pencil, and carve my first inital into a tree or the sand. Assuming it's a tree, the spider will likely have fallen off because you spliced its body apart trying to etch your name on the tough and thick bark. Let the spider fall, but if you haven't already finished writing your first initial on the tree, do so. When finished, take the spider guts (yes, pick it up/peel its skin) and place them in your desired fashion inside the letter. If you did it on the sand, it shouldn't be too hard. If you have some problems trying to place it on the tree (keep falling off?), try to smear it. By now, you're kind of grossed out at least, or dirty, so wash your hands in the water. You'll notice that you have some angry spiders. I mean, you drowned a few, then scratched one's insides on your name, they must think you're trying to be their god! The simple solution here is this: Talk to Eplistoka, the lead spider. He's cloned, so you'll always find him leading a band of spiders. Find out the village idiot of this tribe, take one of your pictures, and then give him a raft to sail away. The tribe will silently cheer, then loudly cheer when he's gone. After he's a bit away, give the spiders rocks and arm yourself with some to sink the picture and drown him. Now, you have earned the spiders' trust and they are obviously mutant spiders (being that they can talk), and can turn giant and be used as a mech to run away in.
That's it. But wait, you say. Isn't there a step four, with the bolded 'bored'? The answer is, yes, if none of the above works.
Step four. [quote] P.S. yes, I'm a <b>bored</b> [/quote] No one is immune to typos. No one. Not me, not you, not Flayra, not [WHO]Them, not anyone. Not even robots, as they can tend to malfunction when someone like me sabota--er, anyway. As mentioned above, [WHO]Them is not immune to typos! Who says he didn't make a mistake <i>right here</i>? [WHO]Them obviously must've been in a hurry, and he typed, 'P.S. yes, I'm bored'. But he <i>really</i> intended to type, 'Yes, I'm a board'. He was listed as one of the tools, but forgot to include it so he did in a P.S.! Step four is really straight-forward. Take [WHO]Them (the board), and use him to repeatedly whack all the spiders across the head. You can make a game out of it, like see how many spiders you can smash in one whack, or, 'Whack The Spidah with <i>who</i>?!', or, 'HOLY CRAP DEAD SPIDERS!'. Those are some I did. You can make up your own, using him to kill the spiders. By now, [WHO]Them is covered in spider guts and is one angry person. Er, board. Toss him into the water, lay on him, and eventually you'll drift to land and he will be cleansed of spider guts. When you arrive at land, thank him for his service and give him to a Lumber Mill, despite his numerous pleads not to go there. -sigh- since turning into a board, [WHO]Them doesn't know what's good for him. The Lumberjacks obviously know how to take care of him. I mean, with those axes, they must be teaching the wooden boards to hunt for their own! Deliver him there, and then leave him, only to have an odd screeching noise sound, and sawdust fall out in this dumpster thing. Ignore that, that's one of their training exercises.
You've reached land. Tell your friends all about my miraculous guide, and one day, <i>YOU</i> can help people too! Enjoy.
<!--QuoteBegin--Shut_Up!+Jun 21 2003, 07:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shut_Up! @ Jun 21 2003, 07:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i will sacrifice the spiders to the great spider queen for food and drink <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> HA! ! I sacrifice mine to a good luck god. Feh, the spider queen will probably just eat them.
I pull out my wallet filled with normal wallet crap, pull out my normal Credit card sized cell phone
Call dominoes adn tell them to deliver me a pizza. Pay the man in precious gems that i found on the remote island when he arrives with my pizza.
Sit down and let flies convene on my pizza(except three peices wich i eat). I make a deal with the spider queen , she lets me live here in peace as long as i feed them flies every once in a while.
I use my cellphone again to call Homedepot and have them deliver me an axe, 100,000 nails, a hammer, and a circular saw. Then i pay them in precious gems. Then i build a house for myself. I call fidel castro and have him send me 10 of his most grogeous women, and 30 of his hardest wrokers. I ahve the women tend me hand and foot ( and special after dinner activities) and at teh same time i have all teh wrokers farming the land and growing more food for everyone.
After many many years i name the island and tell the world that i have created a new country that is totally peaceful and has better banks then the swiss. My population is mating like crazy, we have tons and tons of precious gems so we order more land to be brought in and dumped all around the island to make it larger, the city grows and grows and we build and build, then we go into space and are the first people to claim mars as our own. Then i fly up to mars and plant our flag, a white flag with a copper penny in the middle.
Then i make a time machine and go back and give myself a condom because about half the people on the island are stupid and the other half are very very smart. when i come back there are a bunch of hispanic people and then theres me. i meet my double and say hi, we both put our head together and invent an anti matter bomb, send it to afganistan, make a deal with the italians to have every type of ferrari tehy haev sent over here. Buy ourselves a Mclaren F1, add about 400 more acres of land to the island. Then we build a 300 mile road for us to drive our cars on.
My other self crashes and dies, i invent a jetpack, i crash and i die. My soul goes to heaven where the luck gods give me a high five and ask me to join them in thier house. I go inot their house and find the biggest bong ive ever seen sitting in the middle of the floor. They invite me to toke up with them and i spent the rest of eternity gettign high and eating pizza with the gods of luck.
I'd go Black and White on this one. Find an abnormally large spider, train him to eat the others, and force him to do your bidding... at some point, that should come in handy.
<!--QuoteBegin--Marik_Steele+Apr 26 2003, 05:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Apr 26 2003, 05:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Step 1: use lucky penny to find most trainable spider Step 2: encourage spider (whether by gently picking it up or some other method) to bite/attack/eat another spider Step 3: give the winner of the fight some of the sugar of the pixie stick Step 4: repeat until you run out of pixie stick, at which point at least one should associate cannibalism with free food (of a type more energy-boosting than anything else on the island, I might add). Step 5: watch the results. by this point they shouldn't need the sugar--eating their fellow spiders should suffice to them as food. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Marik Steele is teh win!
<!--QuoteBegin--UnderDOG+Jun 21 2003, 03:15 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UnderDOG @ Jun 21 2003, 03:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> spiders can fly....? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I glued them to little bits of paper from the money in my wallet and pixie stick container, so the wind will blow them away. (like spiders that hovar without flapping <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
EDIT: Darn, some one made a hovars joke before me <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
I would jump on the spiders just to hear funny splat sounds After getting bored i guess i'd kill myself or something
Maybe if i swam out as far as possible in the ocean until i got so tired i fell asleep then i'd sleep in the water and drown and it'd be such an easy way to die.
and then a gorge can come and save me ! <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
I'd sprinkle the pixie stick on the spider's webs, attracting ants for the spiders to eat. Breed the large spiders over several generations till I've created a breed of obdient super spiders. Then I'd kill one, eat it, and make a ship out of its exo-skeletion, cutting it apart with my sharped credit cards from my lucky penny.
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spiders can fly....? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
yeah, they Hovar WIthout Flapping.
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Sink the bismark.
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Fashion a crude torpedo out of the tounge depressor!
Your tools:
a pixie stick
a lucky penny
the clothes on your back
some keys on a keyring
a wallet full of normal wallet crap.
Your goal:
none really.
P.S. yes, I'm bored <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
First off consider my options. Then I would realise how I hate spiders,and unwrap the pixie stick. Being as its the last edidible thing there (besides spiders) Id savor its taste (hopefully it wont be a grape one) and look around nervousely for any incomming spiders.
Then Id wear my clothes, put my keys in my pocket, kiss my lucky penny and hope there is a somewhat decent after life, then kill myself by cutting my throat with a broken credit card out of my wallet.
When Im good and dead, the spiders can come eat me. So at least my body gets recycled.
and kill the spider king with the keys
make them worship the lucky penny
and um...put the wallet in my backpocket (condom could come in handy)
[quote]ok, you're trapped on a remote island where some species of tiny spider makes its home. The island is literally infested with these spiders and they <b>appear</b> to be the only edible thing around.
Your tools:
a pixie stick
a <b>lucky penny</b>
the clothes on your back
some keys on a keyring
a wallet full of <b>normal wallet crap</b>.
Your goal:
none really.
P.S. yes, I'm a <b>bored</b>[/quote]
Read this thorougly, or it doesn't make sense. I've bolded the key words, here, and also quoted them in my steps so you can follow along easily.
Step one. [quote] the island is literally infested with these spiders and they <b>appear</b> to be the only edible thing around [/quote] First of all, the spiders only <i>appear</i> to be the only edible thing around. That's what [WHO]Them says, but is he a really reliable source of information? Anyway, they <i>appear</i> to be the only source of food, but he never specified for how long you were looking! So, say, you only looked for 1 second, and saw a spider, and it <i>appeared</i> to be the only edible thing. Yet, as you dig down, you find a treasure box full of food that--well, let's skip on to the next part before I start to ramble.
Step two. [quote] a <b>lucky penny</b> Now, the lucky penny is very lucky. If I were already that superstitious, I would take the keys off the keyring, and bind however many spiders would fit in there, along with the penny, then hurl it into the water for 'good luck'. There, step one has completed, now I am sure the gods of good luck are watching over my back, as I have sacrificed them a penny and a few spiders (to kill Mosquitos and the like inside their palace), and who knows when gods don't need a key ring? I mean, you can't use magic to hold <i>everything</i> together, not even keys, so they could probably need that. That's Step 2: ensure that the good luck gods are watching over you, so no serious harm can come over you.
Step three. [quote] a wallet full of <b>normal wallet crap</b>Now, who knows what normal people keep in their wallet? Let's see. Being a youngster, I wouldn't have mass amount of money, but I have some 4 dollars and coins. No special kinds of cards, and there are some pictures, and a pencil. So, step three would be, obviously, take a spider, stick it on the end of my pencil, and carve my first inital into a tree or the sand. Assuming it's a tree, the spider will likely have fallen off because you spliced its body apart trying to etch your name on the tough and thick bark. Let the spider fall, but if you haven't already finished writing your first initial on the tree, do so. When finished, take the spider guts (yes, pick it up/peel its skin) and place them in your desired fashion inside the letter. If you did it on the sand, it shouldn't be too hard. If you have some problems trying to place it on the tree (keep falling off?), try to smear it. By now, you're kind of grossed out at least, or dirty, so wash your hands in the water. You'll notice that you have some angry spiders. I mean, you drowned a few, then scratched one's insides on your name, they must think you're trying to be their god! The simple solution here is this: Talk to Eplistoka, the lead spider. He's cloned, so you'll always find him leading a band of spiders. Find out the village idiot of this tribe, take one of your pictures, and then give him a raft to sail away. The tribe will silently cheer, then loudly cheer when he's gone. After he's a bit away, give the spiders rocks and arm yourself with some to sink the picture and drown him. Now, you have earned the spiders' trust and they are obviously mutant spiders (being that they can talk), and can turn giant and be used as a mech to run away in.
That's it. But wait, you say. Isn't there a step four, with the bolded 'bored'?
The answer is, yes, if none of the above works.
Step four. [quote] P.S. yes, I'm a <b>bored</b> [/quote] No one is immune to typos. No one. Not me, not you, not Flayra, not [WHO]Them, not anyone. Not even robots, as they can tend to malfunction when someone like me sabota--er, anyway. As mentioned above, [WHO]Them is not immune to typos! Who says he didn't make a mistake <i>right here</i>?
[WHO]Them obviously must've been in a hurry, and he typed, 'P.S. yes, I'm bored'. But he <i>really</i> intended to type, 'Yes, I'm a board'. He was listed as one of the tools, but forgot to include it so he did in a P.S.! Step four is really straight-forward. Take [WHO]Them (the board), and use him to repeatedly whack all the spiders across the head. You can make a game out of it, like see how many spiders you can smash in one whack, or, 'Whack The Spidah with <i>who</i>?!', or, 'HOLY CRAP DEAD SPIDERS!'. Those are some I did. You can make up your own, using him to kill the spiders. By now, [WHO]Them is covered in spider guts and is one angry person. Er, board. Toss him into the water, lay on him, and eventually you'll drift to land and he will be cleansed of spider guts. When you arrive at land, thank him for his service and give him to a Lumber Mill, despite his numerous pleads not to go there. -sigh- since turning into a board, [WHO]Them doesn't know what's good for him. The Lumberjacks obviously know how to take care of him. I mean, with those axes, they must be teaching the wooden boards to hunt for their own! Deliver him there, and then leave him, only to have an odd screeching noise sound, and sawdust fall out in this dumpster thing. Ignore that, that's one of their training exercises.
You've reached land. Tell your friends all about my miraculous guide, and one day, <i>YOU</i> can help people too! Enjoy.
HA! ! I sacrifice mine to a good luck god. Feh, the spider queen will probably just eat them.
Call dominoes adn tell them to deliver me a pizza. Pay the man in precious gems that i found on the remote island when he arrives with my pizza.
Sit down and let flies convene on my pizza(except three peices wich i eat). I make a deal with the spider queen , she lets me live here in peace as long as i feed them flies every once in a while.
I use my cellphone again to call Homedepot and have them deliver me an axe, 100,000 nails, a hammer, and a circular saw. Then i pay them in precious gems. Then i build a house for myself. I call fidel castro and have him send me 10 of his most grogeous women, and 30 of his hardest wrokers. I ahve the women tend me hand and foot ( and special after dinner activities) and at teh same time i have all teh wrokers farming the land and growing more food for everyone.
After many many years i name the island and tell the world that i have created a new country that is totally peaceful and has better banks then the swiss. My population is mating like crazy, we have tons and tons of precious gems so we order more land to be brought in and dumped all around the island to make it larger, the city grows and grows and we build and build, then we go into space and are the first people to claim mars as our own. Then i fly up to mars and plant our flag, a white flag with a copper penny in the middle.
Then i make a time machine and go back and give myself a condom because about half the people on the island are stupid and the other half are very very smart. when i come back there are a bunch of hispanic people and then theres me. i meet my double and say hi, we both put our head together and invent an anti matter bomb, send it to afganistan, make a deal with the italians to have every type of ferrari tehy haev sent over here. Buy ourselves a Mclaren F1, add about 400 more acres of land to the island. Then we build a 300 mile road for us to drive our cars on.
My other self crashes and dies, i invent a jetpack, i crash and i die. My soul goes to heaven where the luck gods give me a high five and ask me to join them in thier house. I go inot their house and find the biggest bong ive ever seen sitting in the middle of the floor. They invite me to toke up with them and i spent the rest of eternity gettign high and eating pizza with the gods of luck.
Step 2: encourage spider (whether by gently picking it up or some other method) to bite/attack/eat another spider
Step 3: give the winner of the fight some of the sugar of the pixie stick
Step 4: repeat until you run out of pixie stick, at which point at least one should associate cannibalism with free food (of a type more energy-boosting than anything else on the island, I might add).
Step 5: watch the results. by this point they shouldn't need the sugar--eating their fellow spiders should suffice to them as food. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Marik Steele is teh win!
I glued them to little bits of paper from the money in my wallet and pixie stick container, so the wind will blow them away. (like spiders that hovar without flapping <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
EDIT: Darn, some one made a hovars joke before me <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
After getting bored i guess i'd kill myself or something
Maybe if i swam out as far as possible in the ocean until i got so tired i fell asleep then i'd sleep in the water and drown and it'd be such an easy way to die.
and then a gorge can come and save me ! <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
Viola!