The Unofficial "scorpian That Hovars" Song
<div class="IPBDescription">"Maybe I've Been Phased"</div> "Maybe I've Been Phased"
Sang to the tune of "Maybe I'm Amazed" by Paul McCartney
Baby I'm amazed at the way you hovar all the time,
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I have to flap.
Baby I'm amazed at the way you use venus fly traps,
Which can camoflauge.
[CHORUS]
Maybe I'm afraid of the different gernades.
Maybe I'm a guy, maybe I'm a scorpian,
Who can hovar without flapping.
Smart_Bomb, who noone really understands.
Maybe I'm a gun, some sort of 5 kind gun,
With a turrent for each type of me.
Wont you please just try to make sense?
[CHORUS]
Maybe I'm a vine, maybe I'm a rine, who can be a buyer!
Baby won't you help me make remote mines?
Baby I'm amazed at the way you make no sense at all.
Maybe I'm afraid for the sake of the human race.
Baby I'm amazed at the way you inspire songs,
Setinfos, gifs, and MonsE.
Sang to the tune of "Maybe I'm Amazed" by Paul McCartney
Baby I'm amazed at the way you hovar all the time,
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I have to flap.
Baby I'm amazed at the way you use venus fly traps,
Which can camoflauge.
[CHORUS]
Maybe I'm afraid of the different gernades.
Maybe I'm a guy, maybe I'm a scorpian,
Who can hovar without flapping.
Smart_Bomb, who noone really understands.
Maybe I'm a gun, some sort of 5 kind gun,
With a turrent for each type of me.
Wont you please just try to make sense?
[CHORUS]
Maybe I'm a vine, maybe I'm a rine, who can be a buyer!
Baby won't you help me make remote mines?
Baby I'm amazed at the way you make no sense at all.
Maybe I'm afraid for the sake of the human race.
Baby I'm amazed at the way you inspire songs,
Setinfos, gifs, and MonsE.
Comments
This must be recorded.
MonsE has met his match.
--Scythe--
Beautiful.
Just beautiful.
In the map where I was evolved
There lived a scorpian that could hovar without flapping
And he told us of his life in the land of marines
So we hovar out to the sun
'till we found the uniforms of green
And we hovared without flapping in our scorp-ian
[Chorus]
We all hovar without flapping without flapping without flapping.
We all hovar without flapping without flapping without flapping.
[/Chorus]
And our friends including the gorge
Many more of them live nextdoor.
And the scorpian begins to hovar.
[Chorus]
As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has the res we need
A spore of blue and a hive of green
And our hovaring scorp-ian
[Chorus]
--Scythe--
P.S. Spores used to be blue.
"Play A Game Of NS, Guys"
Sang to the tune of "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" by Lou Reed
Enigma came into #naturalselection one day,
Decided to see what they had to say,
Met MonsE, BoZ, some guy named Flay,
Then he was a fanboy,
He says "Cant Wait to play NS, Guys"
Fam came from out on that old island,
In #evo he was everybody's darlin',
But he never lost his head,
Even when he was worked near-dead,
He said "Hey, I'm the Manual Guy"
And all that Grendel said was - "$@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! "
Grendel never gave info away,
Everyone had to just hound Flay,
A screenshot here, a picture there,
RR.Org is the place where,
MonsE said 'Hey, Can't wait to play NS, Guys"
Then one day NS hit the streets,
Everyone got a chance to meet,
The skulks, running to-and-fro,
You should've seen 'em go-go-go.
They said "Hey, Guys, I'll take a bite out of your right side"
My download was just speeding away,
Then my computer just HAD to crash,
McAfee would've helped that bash,
I said "Hey, I wanna play NS, Guys"
All that Surge says - "$@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! "
nubs all of ya <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
you all nub without flapping
Set to the Beatles Yesterday
Yesterday, all my marine buddies seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to play
Oh, i believe in 1.1 someday
Suddenly, I'm not half the rine I used to be,
There's a skulk that's hanging over me.
Oh, they came so suddenly.
Why the Comm had to go I don't know he wouldn't say.
I said something wrong, now I long for more teamplay.
Yesterday, NS was such an easy game to play
Now I need a vent to hide away.
Oh, I belive in more teamplay.
Mm mm mm mm mm munch!
(brings tears to the eyes)
Set to the Beatles Yesterday <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<a href='http://www.readyroom.org/yesterday.swf' target='_blank'>http://www.readyroom.org/yesterday.swf</a>
^_^
--Scythe--
That had me laughing out loud.
Particualrly hiding from the onos
ROFLDEBOFLCARTOFFELCRISTOFFEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!1!1111ONEHUNDREDELEVEN!!!!111!
Needless to say, it flaps not.
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