The Unofficial "scorpian That Hovars" Song

TheEnigmaTheEnigma Join Date: 2002-10-17 Member: 1519Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">"Maybe I've Been Phased"</div> "Maybe I've Been Phased"
Sang to the tune of "Maybe I'm Amazed" by Paul McCartney

Baby I'm amazed at the way you hovar all the time,
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I have to flap.
Baby I'm amazed at the way you use venus fly traps,
Which can camoflauge.

[CHORUS]
Maybe I'm afraid of the different gernades.
Maybe I'm a guy, maybe I'm a scorpian,
Who can hovar without flapping.
Smart_Bomb, who noone really understands.

Maybe I'm a gun, some sort of 5 kind gun,
With a turrent for each type of me.
Wont you please just try to make sense?

[CHORUS]

Maybe I'm a vine, maybe I'm a rine, who can be a buyer!
Baby won't you help me make remote mines?

Baby I'm amazed at the way you make no sense at all.
Maybe I'm afraid for the sake of the human race.

Baby I'm amazed at the way you inspire songs,
Setinfos, gifs, and MonsE.
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  • Sniper_ChanceSniper_Chance Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10549Members
    ROFL.

    This must be recorded.
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF.

    MonsE has met his match.

    --Scythe--
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  • acer_r1acer_r1 Join Date: 2003-03-11 Member: 14397Banned
    \_/\_/ TF
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  • ElvenThiefElvenThief aka Elven Thief (ex. NS Programmer) Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8754Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    *sniff*
    Beautiful.
    Just beautiful.
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  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    /me give j00 pai
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    There's a new sherrif in town. And his name, is Flappynigma.
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"

    In the map where I was evolved
    There lived a scorpian that could hovar without flapping
    And he told us of his life in the land of marines
    So we hovar out to the sun
    'till we found the uniforms of green
    And we hovared without flapping in our scorp-ian

    [Chorus]

    We all hovar without flapping without flapping without flapping.
    We all hovar without flapping without flapping without flapping.

    [/Chorus]

    And our friends including the gorge
    Many more of them live nextdoor.
    And the scorpian begins to hovar.

    [Chorus]

    As we live a life of ease
    Everyone of us has the res we need
    A spore of blue and a hive of green
    And our hovaring scorp-ian

    [Chorus]

    --Scythe--

    P.S. Spores used to be blue.
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  • DiscoDuckDiscoDuck Join Date: 2003-01-17 Member: 12393Members
    this song hovars without flapping
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Funny, Scythe, yours can be re-worked. I'll try tomorrow.
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  • TheEnigmaTheEnigma Join Date: 2002-10-17 Member: 1519Members
    A new song! Not related to scorpians, but good nonetheless.

    "Play A Game Of NS, Guys"
    Sang to the tune of "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" by Lou Reed

    Enigma came into #naturalselection one day,
    Decided to see what they had to say,
    Met MonsE, BoZ, some guy named Flay,
    Then he was a fanboy,
    He says "Cant Wait to play NS, Guys"

    Fam came from out on that old island,
    In #evo he was everybody's darlin',
    But he never lost his head,
    Even when he was worked near-dead,
    He said "Hey, I'm the Manual Guy"

    And all that Grendel said was - "$@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! "

    Grendel never gave info away,
    Everyone had to just hound Flay,
    A screenshot here, a picture there,
    RR.Org is the place where,
    MonsE said 'Hey, Can't wait to play NS, Guys"

    Then one day NS hit the streets,
    Everyone got a chance to meet,
    The skulks, running to-and-fro,
    You should've seen 'em go-go-go.
    They said "Hey, Guys, I'll take a bite out of your right side"

    My download was just speeding away,
    Then my computer just HAD to crash,
    McAfee would've helped that bash,
    I said "Hey, I wanna play NS, Guys"

    All that Surge says - "$@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! $@%! "
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  • Vinegar_NinjaVinegar_Ninja Join Date: 2003-01-12 Member: 12211Members
    edited June 2003
    wow......
    nubs all of ya <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    you all nub without flapping
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    scythe should be a song writer...thats gold.
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=6&t=19656' target='_blank'>*Shameless plug*</a>
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    edited June 2003
    "NS takes my COMM away"

    Set to the Beatles Yesterday

    Yesterday, all my marine buddies seemed so far away
    Now it looks as though they're here to play
    Oh, i believe in 1.1 someday

    Suddenly, I'm not half the rine I used to be,
    There's a skulk that's hanging over me.
    Oh, they came so suddenly.

    Why the Comm had to go I don't know he wouldn't say.

    I said something wrong, now I long for more teamplay.

    Yesterday, NS was such an easy game to play
    Now I need a vent to hide away.
    Oh, I belive in more teamplay.

    Mm mm mm mm mm munch!


    (brings tears to the eyes)
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  • ka0ska0s Join Date: 2003-04-19 Member: 15657Members
    ROFL! You guys have to join up and sing these songs. Imagine now hearing this song on every radio on GamesNET. Because it was made by...yes that is right a NSPlayer. <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    That poor guy who mentioned scorpions that hovar without flapping....funny **** tho...lol.
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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    NSidol, anyone?
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    <!--QuoteBegin--dr.d+Jun 20 2003, 04:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Jun 20 2003, 04:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "NS takes my COMM away"

    Set to the Beatles Yesterday <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://www.readyroom.org/yesterday.swf' target='_blank'>http://www.readyroom.org/yesterday.swf</a>

    ^_^

    --Scythe--
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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    I am *utterly* *completely* *totally* PWNT.

    That had me laughing out loud.

    Particualrly hiding from the onos
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  • RaserRaser Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16154Members
    OMG

    ROFLDEBOFLCARTOFFELCRISTOFFEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!1!1111ONEHUNDREDELEVEN!!!!111!
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    another <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=6&t=35811' target='_blank'>shameless plug</a>
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    sweet **** scythe <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    That Flash hovars like nothing has ever hovared before.

    Needless to say, it flaps not.
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    shameless self promotion

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=35824' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...ST&f=10&t=35824</a>
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