Too Lazy To Talk Like A 12-year-old Aol User?

SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">Then check out this URL!</div> Yes, thats right folks, with this easy Translaot it's easy to turn that hard-worked punctuation into Twelve-year-Old AOL english!

Check it out: <a href='http://www.chatzone.de/AdFrame.jsp?channel=%23en.SS&URL=http%3A%2F%2Fssshotaru.homestead.com%2Ffiles%2Faolertranslator.html' target='_blank'>http://www.chatzone.de/AdFrame.jsp?channel...translator.html</a>

ISNT THIS JUST SO DARN COL?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->!!!!? OMG LOL

LEIK OMG LATERZ!!111!11!! WTH LOL
-SID
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    ITS LIEK TYPNG LIEK THOSA COL KIDS TAHT SPAAK ELIET11!!
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  • ConfuzorConfuzor Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2412Awaiting Authorization
    It can't even spell ""elite"" right. With "elite", I end up with ALIET. And when I try to make it easier by typing "leet", I get "LET".

    I don't think I could communicate with a twelve year old with this translator.
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    OMG11111!1! HAKS!1!!1!!1 LOL
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  • redeemed_darknessredeemed_darkness Join Date: 2003-01-21 Member: 12565Members
    I FEL DA INTELIEGNCA IN THIS 2PIC HAS HIT ROK BOTOM Y TEH HAL WUD ANY ONA WANT 2 TOK LIEK AN 12 Y3AR OLD AOLER
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  • GnatsumGnatsum Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10566Members
    MAH ANGLISH IS BAD.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    H3Y!!11!! OMG NOW WE CAN HAEV A STANDARDIEZD LANGUAEG FOR TEH BOARDS1!!1!1! SOME P3OPL3 USA THIS OTHERS JUST TYPE NORMALY!1!!!! OMG LOL
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    edited May 2003
    AND AL OUR YEST3RDAYS HAEV LIGHT3D FOLS TEH WAY 2 DUSTY D3ATH111111 LOL OUT OUT BREIF CANDL31!!!!!!! LIEFS BUT A WOKNG SHADOW A POR PLAEYR TAHT STRUTS AND FRATS HIS HOUR UPON DA STAEG AND TH3N IS H3ARD NO MORE IT IS A TAEL 2LD BY AN IDIOT FUL OF SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYNG NOTHNG
    1111 OMG LOL

    Shakespeare by 12 year old AoLers, interesting.
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  • Be0wBe0w Join Date: 2003-04-23 Member: 15780Members
    wait.. its not normal to type like that on AIM?

    oh +1
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  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    L37 SPEAK IS FOR P3OPL3 THA PLAY FPS NOT AOLARS1!!!!1!
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  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    OMG U NOBS!!111 OMG WTH LOL IF U WANT 2 B L3T LIEK ME U HAEV 2 BOKMARK IT!!111!! LOL
    PS!1!! LOL IM NOT DA CR3A2R OF DA PAEG
    -SID!111 OMG
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  • VyvnVyvn Join Date: 2002-08-24 Member: 1226Members
    HAHAHA I LIEK PEI1!!1 OMG WTH IMM SO COL GIEV M3 A COKEI11!1! WTH WHO WUD ACTUALY B MORONIC 3NOUGH 2 TYPE LIEK THIS?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->!! WTH LOL WTH HAX
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    THIS WONT END W3L..1!1!!!!!!!!!1!11!!11!11 WTH LOL
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  • Red_WizardRed_Wizard Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16241Members
    <a href='http://forum.fools-gold.org/showthread.php?threadid=2012&s=' target='_blank'>i dont ned a translayter</a>
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    AOL3RS AND RETARDED FPS PLAEYRS (WHO MAEK UP 80% OF TEH FPS COMUNITY) TOK LIEK THIS
    !11!!

    MAH L37 GRMMAR SKILS HAEV NO MATCH IN QUALITY!1!! LOL
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited May 2003
    I HAEV FEAERD TEH WORST P3RHAPS NOW SKOOLS WIL CARY ALIET AS A FOR3IGN DA1!!1!!11!!!1!1!!11 LOL WORLDS 3ND IS COMNG N3AERR.!11!1!!!!!!11!11!!1!1 OMG LOL

    Language = da1 ?

    Hmph. Oh well.

    STUPID N3WBEI TRANSLA2R
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    I THINK THIS THNG ROKS SO HARD1!11111 OMG WTH LOL IT DOESNT NED MORE LET B/C AOLARS DONT US3 TAHT MUCH LET THEY JUST CANT TYPE WORTH A DMN1!!!11 WTH I THINK IMA USA THIS THNG 2 TYP3 AL MAH FORUM POSTS FROM NOW ON11!!1!1 OMG WTH
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited May 2003
    DA ENGLISH-2-12-YAAR-OLD-AOLER TRANSLA2R
    THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MAN3R A 12-Y3AR-OLD AOLER WUD WRIET IT!1!!!!! TYPE IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND THAN CLIK TEH BUTON!1111 OMG

    WIT TAHT I WISH IT WORK3D BOTH WAYS WUD B MIGHTY US3FUL FOR CS
    1!1!!!1! WTH LOL

    [edit]Y NOT???!??! WTH LOL[/edit]
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  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I WONDER WHEN NATURAL SEL3CTION VERSION 111!!!1!! OMG WIL B R3AELASD???!!! OMG WTH LOL MABY THIS THNG WIL ACTUALY NOT COMA IN HANDY AFTER AL!!1!! OMG

    MMmm interesting, if we reverse the polarity it might work the other way <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    Taken from the NS news page:

    NS V1111!1!!! OMG LOL CHANG3LOG
    - MORA DIEVRSITY OF TACTICS ALONG WIT MORA PLAY-TIEM AT DA 2 AND 3 HIEV STAEGS
    - FEWAR STAELMAETS
    - SIMPL3R RESOURCA MODEL (MULTIPLE GORGES WIL B VIABLA)
    - FASTER AND MOR3 INT3NS3 GMEPLAY (AEVRAEG GME TIEM IN V10411!1!111 WTH LOL IS 2 MINUTAS V11!111! WTH LOL TARG3T IS AROUND HALF TAHT THOUGH EPIC GM3S STIL POSIBLE)
    - COMAND3R IMPROVAMENTS
    - HOTGROUPS FOR SOLDEIRS AND STRUCTUR3S (SOLDEIRS R NOTIFEID U R SQUAD FOUR)11!!1!11 LOL HOTGROUP ICONS BLINK WHEN UND3R ATAK
    -!!1! OMG LOL WARCRAFT II STYL3 IDLE PAON MESAEGS
    - ALWAYS DRAW PLAEYR NM3S FOR COMANDER
    - MUCH BTAR HOTKEY SUPORT (FULY CUS2MIZABLE)
    - S3L3CT AL PLAEYRS BUTON/BIND
    - ALEIN UPGRAED IMPROVEMENTS (AL PATHS VIABL3)
    - SANSORY CHMBRS R NOW AU2MATICALY CLOAEKD AND THAY CLOAK OTHER ALEIN STRUCTURES IN RANG3 (INCLUDNG HIEVS RESOURCE 2W3RS OF3NSIEV CHMBRS ETC)-!1111! OMG MOV3M3NT CHMBRS NOW GIEV ALEINS ENARGY LIEK D3FENSIEV CHMBRS GIEV HEALTH1!11111 WTH UNSUR3 IF TELEPORT ABILITY WIL STAY-!11!1!!! OMG WTH SIELNC3 UPGRAED NOW SIELNCES MOV3MENT AND ATAKS (ITS INCREDIBLY EREI)
    - HLTV SUPORT (INCLUDNG FIRST-PERSON VEIW WHIEL WATENG 2 RESPAWN)
    - VALVE ANTI-CHAAT (VAC) AND CHEATNG DEATH (CD) SUPORT
    - CHANGAS 2 2URNMANT MODE 2 SUPORT CAL
    - COLISION IMPROV3MANTS (NO JITARNG WHEN CROUCHNG ON STRUCTUR3S STRUCTURE HITBOXES MUCH MOR3 ACURAET ETC)
    -!!!1!1!1 OMG WTH LOL SKULK BIET AND MACHIEN GUN MUZL3 FLASH OBSCURA VEIW LES
    - IMPROVED DEMO RECORD/PLAYBAK FUNCTIONALITY (PARTICLES SCOR3BOARD 3TC)!1111!1 DAMOS RACORDED BFORE V111!!1!!! WIL STIL WORK IN V11
    -111111! OMG WTH LOL IMPROVED ALEIN POP-UP M3NU IS SIMPL3R AND MOR3 INTUITIEV CONTAXT-S3NSITIEV CURSOR
    - AL KNOWN 3XPLOITS FIEXD (FRM3-RAET ADVANTAEG ETC)
    -!!!!!!11 LOL FEWAR STUK ISU3S WIT ONOS AND BLINK
    - NU ONOS ABILITEIS ALOW HIM 2 S2MP DA GROUND 2 STUN NEARBY ENEMEIS THEN DEVOUR ANEMEIS WHOLA (THAY R SLOWLY DIEGST3D DURNG WHICH TIEM THAY CAN B SAEVD BY KILNG TEH CRAATURE)
    - SKULK MODEL OREINTS PROPARLY WHAN RUNNG ON WAL!111!! OMG LOL POSIBLA OPTION FOR TRANSFORMNG FIRST-PARSON VEIW
    - LERK PHYSICS CHANGES 2 MAEK HIM 3ASEIR 2 CONTROL
    - HUGE SARVER PERFORMANC3 IMPROV3MANTS (SHUD B AROUND HALF TEH CPU USAEG)
    - NU MARIEN TECHNOLOGY EL3CTRIFEID TURAT FAC2RY UPGRAED DO3S DMAEG 2 AN3MEIS 2UCHNG FAC2RY
    - NU 3FECTS SANTREIS SMOKE WHEN TH3Y FIER ALEIN STRUCTURES SPLAT3R GO WHEN DESTROYED
    - UPDAETD 3XISTNG MAPS FOR BALANCE PARFORMANCE AND FLOW AND NU MAPS (AT L3AST THEIR IS NO RALAAES DAET PLANED FOR V11!!111 OMG LOL AT THIS TIEM11!1!11! WTH PLAYTESTNG HASNT STARTED ON IT AITHER THOUGH TEH FEATURAS ABOVA R ALMOST THX!1!!!1!1 WTH SO MUCH 2 AV3RYONE TAHT IS PLAYNG AND SPR3ADNG TEH WORD ABOUT NS1!1! THX ASPECIALY 2 TEH CONSTELATION M3MBRS WHO HAEV GOT3N DA T3M THROUGH A DIFICULT FINANCIAL TIEM AND BAK ON TRAK WIT NS D3V3LOPMENT11!!111! OMG WTH LOL
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  • InjuryInjury Mahou Shoujo Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 7992Banned
    I am glad I keep my rosaries near by in times like these. Excommunicated, the lot of you!
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    IM GLAD I KEP MAH ROSAREIS NEAR BY IN TIEMS LIEK TH3S3!1111!1! OMG WTH EXCOMUNICAETD TEH LOT OF U1!!1!!11 OMG LOL

    OMG LIEK JOIN US1!1!! WTH
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  • OrcristOrcrist Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 11050Members
    If only there was a translator to do the opposite...
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Injury+May 23 2003, 09:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Injury @ May 23 2003, 09:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I am glad I keep my rosaries near by in times like these. Excommunicated, the lot of you! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    urasai.....
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    well, i think this is funny, but... Whats the point?
    Is...
    WAL I THINK THIS IS FUNY BUT.11!!!1!!1!!!1!11!1! WTH LOL WUT TEH POINT?!!??!!!! WTH LOL
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  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    IM SO GONG 2 US3 THIS IN 3VERY POST I MAEK FROM NOW ON!!1!1111 WTH LOL
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  • ShloomShloom Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 997Members
    LIEK I R LUV TEH PR0n~!1!11!!!!1!!! LOL OMG WTH Pr0n si TEH gHouD!!!!!~!!1111~!! OllOL
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  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    hahaha it translated "This is lame!" as "THIS IS LMA1!1!!111 OMG LOL"
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  • a_civiliana_civilian Likes seeing numbers Join Date: 2003-01-08 Member: 12041Members, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead
    THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 DA MANER A 12-YEAR-OLD AOL3R WUD WRIET IT1111!1!1 OMG WTH TYP3 IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND TH3N CLIK DA BUTON11!!!11! WTH LOL
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  • uberbrokeuberbroke Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2438Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DA UNIFEID FEILD THEORY

    TH3 UNIFEID FEILD THAORY IS FOR MOD3RN PHYSICS TEH MOST IMPORTANT PROBL3M!1111 OMG WTH THIS TH3ORY SAYS TAHT AFTER TEH BIG BANG ONLY ON3 UNIFEID POW3R HAS EXIST3D1!1111! OMG THIS GUT-POW3R (GRAND UNIFEID TH3ORY) WAS DIVIEDD IN2 FOUR FUNDMANTAL POWARS

    2DAY!!!! OMG W3 TRY 2 BRNG TEH FOUR POWERS 2G3THAR1!!!!1 LOL IT HAS B3N DISCOV3RAD TAHT A SYMETRY HAS 3XISTED BTWEN DA AL3CTROMAGNETIC POWAR AND TEH WEAK POWER WHICH HAS BROKEN!!1!1!! WTH IT IS IMPORTANT 2 KNOW TAHT DA W+- TEH W- AND TEH Z0-PARTICL3S R TEH EXCHANGAPARTICLES OF DA W3AK POWER1!111 WTH IN OUR UNIEVRSE THEIR IS DA HIGS FEILD WHICH UNIFEIDS WIT TEH FEILD OF TEH W3AK POWER1!!1 WIT HIGH 3NERGY IT IS POSIBL3 2 D3STROY TEH HIGS FEILD AND TEH EXCHANGAPARTICLES OF TEH W3AK POW3R R TH3N FRE THEY BHAEV LIEK PHO2NS AND DO NOT DIFAR FROM THAM1!!!!11! OMG LOL FOR THIS DISCOVERY S1!1! OMG LOL GLASHOW S!!!!1 OMG W3INBRG AND A!11! SALM GOT DA NOBLA PRIEC!!1!!!1 WTH IN AN 3XPERIEMNT IN TEH CERN (CONSEIL 3UROPÉ3NA POUR LA RECHERCHE NUCLÉARE3) IN TEH PRO2N-ANTIPRO2N-COLIEDR THIS PARTICL3S W3R3 FOUND AND SO DA ELECTRICALW3AK POWER WAS PROFED11!!1 OMG NOW PHYCISISTS WORK 2 FIND A CONECTION BTWEN DA ALACTROWAAK POWAR AND DA STRONG POWER!111!!  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited May 2003
    THIS PROGRM IS GR3AT!11!!1 WTH LOL IVE N3VER SEN SOMATHNG SO COL IN MAH LIEF!!1!!1! OMG WTH
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