The little white flying dot things are actually a cheat, built into NS by one devious mapper.
Basically all you have to do to activate the cheat (only works with marines, which gives your team indestructable HA and also HMG's with unlimited ammo) is stand on one of the dots, spin round 37 times, jump 12 times, type "LOLROFL!!!1one i AM TEH CHAET WINNAR!!!ONEONE" a further 6 times, spin around 94.3 times, microwave a cat, jump/crouch 52 times, sew a steak to each of your eyes, call everyone a hax n00b 2 times, shave your head and genitalia according to navy guidelines, type "OMG U R ALL GOIGN TO LOSE!!!!ONEONEONE", catch a cold whilst proclaiming you have only one leg, gyrate erotically, naked, at a barnyard animal, cover your knees and elbows in vaseline and go bowling with people who's names begin with "R", buy a car based on how funny you find the name, not by quality, sell your kidney to buy crack, type "OMG U N99B H4X!!!!!11oneone" crouch and walk around the floating dots 43 times, stand on your chair and backflip off of it, kick your mom in the face, kick he-man's bones off and finally type "/kill" in the console. And there you have it, you activated the cheat and nobody is any the wiser!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><i> Disclaimer: None of the above may be true </i></span></span>
<!--QuoteBegin--Nemesis Zero+May 2 2003, 06:30 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ May 2 2003, 06:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is absolutely not correct. Might I ask you to look into this small red light? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> *peers curiously at the strange phallic object with a red light*
<!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+May 2 2003, 06:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ May 2 2003, 06:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The little white flying dot things are actually a cheat, built into NS by one devious mapper.
Basically all you have to do to activate the cheat (only works with marines, which gives your team indestructable HA and also HMG's with unlimited ammo) is stand on one of the dots, spin round 37 times, jump 12 times, type "LOLROFL!!!1one i AM TEH CHAET WINNAR!!!ONEONE" a further 6 times, spin around 94.3 times, microwave a cat, jump/crouch 52 times, sew a steak to each of your eyes, call everyone a hax n00b 2 times, shave your head and genitalia according to navy guidelines, type "OMG U R ALL GOIGN TO LOSE!!!!ONEONEONE", catch a cold whilst proclaiming you have only one leg, gyrate erotically, naked, at a barnyard animal, cover your knees and elbows in vaseline and go bowling with people who's names begin with "R", buy a car based on how funny you find the name, not by quality, sell your kidney to buy crack, type "OMG U N99B H4X!!!!!11oneone" crouch and walk around the floating dots 43 times, stand on your chair and backflip off of it, kick your mom in the face, kick he-man's bones off and finally type "/kill" in the console. And there you have it, you activated the cheat and nobody is any the wiser!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><i> Disclaimer: None of the above may be true </i></span></span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> tried and tested, works every time
<!--QuoteBegin---_Phoenix_-+May 2 2003, 06:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-_Phoenix_- @ May 2 2003, 06:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Don't be too hard on him Nem, hes not been playing as long as you have and hasn't learnt all the cheatcodes yet.
Esuna, you only jump 10 times, not twelve and it has to be a goat.
Nub.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Well anyone but a nub would know it has to be an albino goat. I was just being vague as to not allow everyone to get this h4x right all the time.
<!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+May 2 2003, 06:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ May 2 2003, 06:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The little white flying dot things are actually a cheat, built into NS by one devious mapper.
Basically all you have to do to activate the cheat (only works with marines, which gives your team indestructable HA and also HMG's with unlimited ammo) is stand on one of the dots, spin round 37 times, jump 12 times, type "LOLROFL!!!1one i AM TEH CHAET WINNAR!!!ONEONE" a further 6 times, spin around 94.3 times, microwave a cat, jump/crouch 52 times, sew a steak to each of your eyes, call everyone a hax n00b 2 times, shave your head and genitalia according to navy guidelines, type "OMG U R ALL GOIGN TO LOSE!!!!ONEONEONE", catch a cold whilst proclaiming you have only one leg, gyrate erotically, naked, at a barnyard animal, cover your knees and elbows in vaseline and go bowling with people who's names begin with "R", buy a car based on how funny you find the name, not by quality, sell your kidney to buy crack, type "OMG U N99B H4X!!!!!11oneone" crouch and walk around the floating dots 43 times, stand on your chair and backflip off of it, kick your mom in the face, kick he-man's bones off and finally type "/kill" in the console. And there you have it, you activated the cheat and nobody is any the wiser!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><i> Disclaimer: None of the above may be true </i></span></span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Can you do all that in NS? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Pegenator+May 2 2003, 06:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pegenator @ May 2 2003, 06:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can you do all that in NS? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> OMG!!!oneone YOU NUB!!!!ONEONEOENEONEOENEONEONEONEOENONEOENEOENEONEEEEEEee
<!--QuoteBegin--Roobubba+May 2 2003, 11:38 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Roobubba @ May 2 2003, 11:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--::esuna::+May 2 2003, 06:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (::esuna:: @ May 2 2003, 06:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The little white flying dot things are actually a cheat, built into NS by one devious mapper.
Basically all you have to do to activate the cheat (only works with marines, which gives your team indestructable HA and also HMG's with unlimited ammo) is stand on one of the dots, spin round 37 times, jump 12 times, type "LOLROFL!!!1one i AM TEH CHAET WINNAR!!!ONEONE" a further 6 times, spin around 94.3 times, microwave a cat, jump/crouch 52 times, sew a steak to each of your eyes, call everyone a hax n00b 2 times, shave your head and genitalia according to navy guidelines, type "OMG U R ALL GOIGN TO LOSE!!!!ONEONEONE", catch a cold whilst proclaiming you have only one leg, gyrate erotically, naked, at a barnyard animal, cover your knees and elbows in vaseline and go bowling with people who's names begin with "R", buy a car based on how funny you find the name, not by quality, sell your kidney to buy crack, type "OMG U N99B H4X!!!!!11oneone" crouch and walk around the floating dots 43 times, stand on your chair and backflip off of it, kick your mom in the face, kick he-man's bones off and finally type "/kill" in the console. And there you have it, you activated the cheat and nobody is any the wiser!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><i> Disclaimer: None of the above may be true </i></span></span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> tried and tested, works every time <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> So you have how many Renault twingos? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Cereal_KillR+May 2 2003, 08:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal_KillR @ May 2 2003, 08:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So you have how many Renault twingos? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> *snigger*
<!--QuoteBegin--[MyAss]LoveDaddy+May 2 2003, 09:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([MyAss]LoveDaddy @ May 2 2003, 09:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Its really and expensive light put there buy the changing room team....now if you want carol smilley and lawrence lewelin bowen to do your hive..
just write to changing rooms C/O the BBC <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Or, if you're from the states, Trading Spaces.
It's the product of a bored mappers imagination as NemesisZero so nicely put it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
You go in the dots, look at your feet, activate the flashlight, look at the roof, deactivate the flashlight, jump, crouch, jump, jump, crouch and type "retry" in console. You'll get a JP/HMG. THe hive must be built if you want it to work. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--MMZ>Torak+May 2 2003, 09:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MMZ>Torak @ May 2 2003, 09:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[MyAss]LoveDaddy+May 2 2003, 09:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([MyAss]LoveDaddy @ May 2 2003, 09:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Its really and expensive light put there buy the changing room team....now if you want carol smilley and lawrence lewelin bowen to do your hive..
just write to changing rooms C/O the BBC <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Or, if you're from the states, Trading Spaces. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> While you where out>Trading spaces
That's Scrapheap Challenge for all you UK people out there, except everything tends to be bigger in Junkyard Wars because we all know that big things are the best.
You go in the dots, look at your feet, activate the flashlight, look at the roof, deactivate the flashlight, jump, crouch, jump, jump, crouch and type "retry" in console. You'll get a JP/HMG. THe hive must be built if you want it to work. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Thats the Nub cheat, you only get regular tech stuff.
You need to follow Esuna's instructions to activate the <b>Superior</b> Cheat.
You go in the dots, look at your feet, activate the flashlight, look at the roof, deactivate the flashlight, jump, crouch, jump, jump, crouch and type "retry" in console. You'll get a JP/HMG. THe hive must be built if you want it to work. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> still wrong
jump forward, backward, step left, step right, turn 3x 360 degrees and voila ur naked!
<!--QuoteBegin--FireStorm+May 2 2003, 11:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (FireStorm @ May 2 2003, 11:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You go in the dots, look at your feet, activate the flashlight, look at the roof, deactivate the flashlight, jump, crouch, jump, jump, crouch and type "retry" in console. You'll get a JP/HMG. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> First look straight up. Then up again. Then down, then down a bit more. Center to view, then look left, then right, left, right. Center the view. Now press B, A, B, A, Select, and Start.
Congratulations! You've just unlocked inifinite lives. You can now die, safe in the knowledge you will respawn if killed as long as you have a Hive or IP available.
-Ryan!
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. -- Leo Rosten
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Pyreflies more likely...
Send them Yuna.
Basically all you have to do to activate the cheat (only works with marines, which gives your team indestructable HA and also HMG's with unlimited ammo) is stand on one of the dots, spin round 37 times, jump 12 times, type "LOLROFL!!!1one i AM TEH CHAET WINNAR!!!ONEONE" a further 6 times, spin around 94.3 times, microwave a cat, jump/crouch 52 times, sew a steak to each of your eyes, call everyone a hax n00b 2 times, shave your head and genitalia according to navy guidelines, type "OMG U R ALL GOIGN TO LOSE!!!!ONEONEONE", catch a cold whilst proclaiming you have only one leg, gyrate erotically, naked, at a barnyard animal, cover your knees and elbows in vaseline and go bowling with people who's names begin with "R", buy a car based on how funny you find the name, not by quality, sell your kidney to buy crack, type "OMG U N99B H4X!!!!!11oneone" crouch and walk around the floating dots 43 times, stand on your chair and backflip off of it, kick your mom in the face, kick he-man's bones off and finally type "/kill" in the console. And there you have it, you activated the cheat and nobody is any the wiser!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><i> Disclaimer: None of the above may be true </i></span></span>
*peers curiously at the strange phallic object with a red light*
Esuna, you only jump 10 times, not twelve and it has to be a goat.
Nub.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Basically all you have to do to activate the cheat (only works with marines, which gives your team indestructable HA and also HMG's with unlimited ammo) is stand on one of the dots, spin round 37 times, jump 12 times, type "LOLROFL!!!1one i AM TEH CHAET WINNAR!!!ONEONE" a further 6 times, spin around 94.3 times, microwave a cat, jump/crouch 52 times, sew a steak to each of your eyes, call everyone a hax n00b 2 times, shave your head and genitalia according to navy guidelines, type "OMG U R ALL GOIGN TO LOSE!!!!ONEONEONE", catch a cold whilst proclaiming you have only one leg, gyrate erotically, naked, at a barnyard animal, cover your knees and elbows in vaseline and go bowling with people who's names begin with "R", buy a car based on how funny you find the name, not by quality, sell your kidney to buy crack, type "OMG U N99B H4X!!!!!11oneone" crouch and walk around the floating dots 43 times, stand on your chair and backflip off of it, kick your mom in the face, kick he-man's bones off and finally type "/kill" in the console. And there you have it, you activated the cheat and nobody is any the wiser!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><i> Disclaimer: None of the above may be true </i></span></span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
tried and tested, works every time
Esuna, you only jump 10 times, not twelve and it has to be a goat.
Nub.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well anyone but a nub would know it has to be an albino goat. I was just being vague as to not allow everyone to get this h4x right all the time.
Basically all you have to do to activate the cheat (only works with marines, which gives your team indestructable HA and also HMG's with unlimited ammo) is stand on one of the dots, spin round 37 times, jump 12 times, type "LOLROFL!!!1one i AM TEH CHAET WINNAR!!!ONEONE" a further 6 times, spin around 94.3 times, microwave a cat, jump/crouch 52 times, sew a steak to each of your eyes, call everyone a hax n00b 2 times, shave your head and genitalia according to navy guidelines, type "OMG U R ALL GOIGN TO LOSE!!!!ONEONEONE", catch a cold whilst proclaiming you have only one leg, gyrate erotically, naked, at a barnyard animal, cover your knees and elbows in vaseline and go bowling with people who's names begin with "R", buy a car based on how funny you find the name, not by quality, sell your kidney to buy crack, type "OMG U N99B H4X!!!!!11oneone" crouch and walk around the floating dots 43 times, stand on your chair and backflip off of it, kick your mom in the face, kick he-man's bones off and finally type "/kill" in the console. And there you have it, you activated the cheat and nobody is any the wiser!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><i> Disclaimer: None of the above may be true </i></span></span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Can you do all that in NS? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
OMG!!!oneone YOU NUB!!!!ONEONEOENEONEOENEONEONEONEOENONEOENEOENEONEEEEEEee
Of course you can do all that in NS!!!!twotwotwo
Basically all you have to do to activate the cheat (only works with marines, which gives your team indestructable HA and also HMG's with unlimited ammo) is stand on one of the dots, spin round 37 times, jump 12 times, type "LOLROFL!!!1one i AM TEH CHAET WINNAR!!!ONEONE" a further 6 times, spin around 94.3 times, microwave a cat, jump/crouch 52 times, sew a steak to each of your eyes, call everyone a hax n00b 2 times, shave your head and genitalia according to navy guidelines, type "OMG U R ALL GOIGN TO LOSE!!!!ONEONEONE", catch a cold whilst proclaiming you have only one leg, gyrate erotically, naked, at a barnyard animal, cover your knees and elbows in vaseline and go bowling with people who's names begin with "R", buy a car based on how funny you find the name, not by quality, sell your kidney to buy crack, type "OMG U N99B H4X!!!!!11oneone" crouch and walk around the floating dots 43 times, stand on your chair and backflip off of it, kick your mom in the face, kick he-man's bones off and finally type "/kill" in the console. And there you have it, you activated the cheat and nobody is any the wiser!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><i> Disclaimer: None of the above may be true </i></span></span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
tried and tested, works every time <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
So you have how many Renault twingos? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
*snigger*
just write to changing rooms C/O the BBC
just write to changing rooms C/O the BBC <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or, if you're from the states, Trading Spaces.
You go in the dots, look at your feet, activate the flashlight, look at the roof, deactivate the flashlight, jump, crouch, jump, jump, crouch and type "retry" in console. You'll get a JP/HMG. THe hive must be built if you want it to work. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
just write to changing rooms C/O the BBC <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or, if you're from the states, Trading Spaces. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
While you where out>Trading spaces
...what?
Trading Spaces > While you were out
Junkyard Wars > All
That's Scrapheap Challenge for all you UK people out there, except everything tends to be bigger in Junkyard Wars because we all know that big things are the best.
You go in the dots, look at your feet, activate the flashlight, look at the roof, deactivate the flashlight, jump, crouch, jump, jump, crouch and type "retry" in console. You'll get a JP/HMG. THe hive must be built if you want it to work. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats the Nub cheat, you only get regular tech stuff.
You need to follow Esuna's instructions to activate the <b>Superior</b> Cheat.
You go in the dots, look at your feet, activate the flashlight, look at the roof, deactivate the flashlight, jump, crouch, jump, jump, crouch and type "retry" in console. You'll get a JP/HMG. THe hive must be built if you want it to work. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
still wrong
jump forward, backward, step left, step right, turn 3x 360 degrees and voila ur naked!
...o wait wrong game, wrong lifetime <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
First look straight up. Then up again. Then down, then down a bit more. Center to view, then look left, then right, left, right. Center the view. Now press B, A, B, A, Select, and Start.
Congratulations! You've just unlocked inifinite lives. You can now die, safe in the knowledge you will respawn if killed as long as you have a Hive or IP available.
-Ryan!
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.
-- Leo Rosten