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<!--QuoteBegin--DuBERS+Apr 29 2003, 12:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuBERS @ Apr 29 2003, 12:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The guy couldn't run fast enough and my dad tackled him to the ground dragged him into the car and drove him to the police station. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> 0wned.
ahahaha this thread is great <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Renegade+Apr 30 2003, 12:17 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Apr 30 2003, 12:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've been shot in the stomach by an AK-47 and lived to tell. Beat that! *winces in horrible pain* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You a soldier?
I uhh... got shocked by 230v DC from a stupid capasitor...
I was working in the electronics lab at my school, and teh work benches were just repainted. The teacher neglected to put an anti-conductive surface on the now metal benches. I rested my right arm on the bench while i worked with my left... i took the power supply off the circuit, and then my finger must have brushed across the capasitor leads because my entire arm snapped back as far as it would go and was shaking violently... It hurt really bad, and my fingers went all numb for awhile.. felt like I was gonna throw up for a few hours.
It was wierd.. i felt this strong vibration travel up my middle finger, into my arm, sholder, and then into my heart :\
Yes I'm a soldier. 75th Ranger Regiment, 2nd Battalion (eat it MonsE <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Where were you serving when you were shot?
Yes I'm a soldier. 75th Ranger Regiment, 2nd Battalion (eat it MonsE <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Where were you serving when you were shot? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> "eat it MonsE" maybe? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--DuBERS+Apr 29 2003, 04:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuBERS @ Apr 29 2003, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Where were you serving when you were shot? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Unfortunately, information regarding my location is classified top-secret
*Pulls out silenced pistol and shoots Dubbie and Burr, for... security purposes. Yeah, that's it, security purposes!*
well one time my sister's friend was with us and when we got out she slammed the car door on my whole hand. well my palm was shut on w/my thumb and fingers sticking out. i seen that my hand was in the door , no pain yet just shock what happend, then i asked her kindly to open the door. she stood there w/her mouth open and in awe, then i started screaming at her and calling her un kind names to open the door.... yeah you could imagine how mad i was lol, after that i got in trouble for screaming at her....biggest bunch of bull ever <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Renegade+Apr 29 2003, 08:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Apr 29 2003, 08:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--DuBERS+Apr 29 2003, 04:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuBERS @ Apr 29 2003, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Where were you serving when you were shot? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Unfortunately, information regarding my location is classified top-secret
*Pulls out silenced pistol and shoots Dubbie and Burr, for... security purposes. Yeah, that's it, security purposes!* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> So, it was MonsE who shot you...
i like hearing about other ppl getting hurt <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Burr+Apr 29 2003, 05:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Burr @ Apr 29 2003, 05:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Renegade+Apr 29 2003, 08:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Apr 29 2003, 08:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--DuBERS+Apr 29 2003, 04:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuBERS @ Apr 29 2003, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Where were you serving when you were shot? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Unfortunately, information regarding my location is classified top-secret
*Pulls out silenced pistol and shoots Dubbie and Burr, for... security purposes. Yeah, that's it, security purposes!* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> So, it was MonsE who shot you...
i have hit been hit in teh head with a shovel the other brother with a 6 foot stick spear style about a .5 insches from his eye.
i lost teh ends of 2 fingers one to a knife the other to a meat slicer. (just the tips) the meat sclier was the 4th of july and it ended up in someones roast beef sandwich (yes i was at work) it is really hard to tell teh difference between a finger tip and sliced roast beef of teh same width lemme tell you. enjoy teh roast beef:)
i was biking my mountain bike off a ramp. the ramp was high so my feet weren't touching the ground, i was just rolling back, the bike started falling to the right, so naturally i stuck out my right leg, just as it was touching the ground 'rip' i look down and part of my leg was caught in the crank gear. it pulled the skin back so i could see some leg flesh.
<!--QuoteBegin--Duff-Man+Apr 29 2003, 02:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ Apr 29 2003, 02:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ironic that your avatar is a dog, no? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> He was old, so I don't blame him. He was a really good dog before he started to get old. And Snoopy is awsome <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->.
Heres some more things I did:
1. There was some broken plastic bucket, with sharp broken edges, and I tried to stand on it but my leg fell through and I had this giant cut. No stiches though...
2. First time I ever rode off a bike ramp, it was down this small 30 feet, maybe a 30 degree angle hill. First time It was fun as hell, but the second time, when I went off the ramp, I slid backward, and my nuts landed on the back <u>moving</u> wheel. Hurt like hell, I went inside and they were all red, I had to put an ice pack on them...
3. I was playing soccer with my friend, I was the gollie and he had to try to get the ball past me. Well he kicked the ball, and it slammed me right in the face. It didn't even phase me, but it was going pretty damn fast. I had a big red mark there for a couple days.
Most of these happend a few years ago, now I'm just a computer nut without a life...so I don't do too many things...
Worst pain I ever felt was playing soccer with some friends. It was a few hours before I had to go to work, and I was 17 at the time. I figured I wasn't gonna play serious because I had to work, so we were just kicking the ball around. We were just doing a little practice on blocking each other from scoring on the goalie, so while I'm defending, I take a few sidesteps. Either my foot got planted bad (never checked, but the surface was pretty smooth grass/field), or I had done something to screw it up, but my ankle rolled. The bulk of my weight was already in motion, so I just fell over my ankle and hit the ground. I wasn't moving fast at all, so it was completely beyond me why my ankle rolled, but the problem was, when it happened, I physically felt something snap and felt the ankle get really warm from blood flowing. Even worse, everyone within approximately 30 feet HEARD it snap.
I had a friend feel my ankle while I was rolling in pain, and he said it wasn't broken. I didn't know if he was an expert or anything, but I was able to walk home (block and a half away from the field), and I just got some icepacks, and layed down. Called in to work, and chilled. After taking a trip to the bathroom without even walking on it, it swelled BAD. Doctors X-Rayed it, said it wasn't broken, but about sprained about the worst I could have sprained it. I would have done myself a favor if I broke it instead. After about a week, I was walking again.
3 or 4 months later, stupidly running down the stairs at school, I rolled it again. Couldn't walk for about 2 days on it. Ever since then, I've played a bit of soccer with the same friends, and came close to rolling it, but my ankle is probably so loose from hurting it so much, that I can walk after rolling it every time now.
2nd worst things I've done: Winter time, about 12 years old. Playing in front yard a lot has turned snow into ice, so me and my friend decide to play "hockey". "Hockey" involved a broom stick, 4 foot metal pole, and soccer ball. 1 bad swing from metal pole, and I'm out 1 of my front teeth. It actually broke the tooth right below the nerve, so it was half there, but winter air + exposed root will kill you.
ugh, I think I'm gonna throw up... I really need to stop reading this... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
I once drilled a hole in my thumb. In systems design class at school about 3 years ago now I had to drill one single hole in a piece of wood to use as a mount for a moving barricade thingymajiggy that was my final project. As it was only one hole I just nipped over to the drill and didn't bother clmaping the piece of wood i just held it. Unknowing to me this piece of wood was the hardest **** chunk of wood you've ever seen and as the drill bit touched it it span it out of the way and dragged my hand under the drill. This all happened so fast i was still pulling the "move the spinny drill piece down" lever and pushed it straight into my thumb. Let go of the lever, leaned over and turned the drill off (safety conscious;D) then wandered across the classroom to my teacher whilst a freaking FOUNTAIN of blood spurted out of my thumb and politely asked if I could go see the nurse. I now have a nice little flat scar under my nail and a groove in the bone. Strange thign was I didn't actaully lose my thumbnail despite there being a huge hole in it, the hole just grew out was fascinatin to watch this hole in my thumbnail growing out towards the edge of the nail and finally vanishing.
When I was very young (9/10ish maybe) I was doing some gardening at my primary school (we all had our own little gardens) and in an attempt to look "cool" we were throwing the garden forks into the soil and generally laughing about it for no apparent reason. Me being an unco-ordinated fool of course managed to spear one into my foot, effectively pinning me to the ground, fortunately it somehow didnt go right through just cracked the bone slightly and again i'm left with a lovely little flat round scar this one on my foot.
Finally for now, again when very young (prolly 9/10ish again) me and a friend built a see-saw out of a barrel and a big 'ol plank. So we were playing on it and it started raining but being boys of 9/10 we didn't care and kept playing. It of coruse got slippery and as I went down I slid towards the end which I thought was great untill a large nail in the wood ripped a huge gash right at the bottom of my right kneecap. You could literally lift up the skin and see my kneecap/gunk moving about underneath, it was...an experience
haha necrotic, i can sympathize with the pitch fork thing...
i was 10 in the garden helping my mum, and she thrust the pitch fork down and it went right thru the foot and came out the other side.... mmm that one hurt..
also the other day i walked 80kms in 24 hours for charity, that's the worst pain ive ever felt, cuz people think "oh just walking not that hard", but until u do it, youve got no idea.
5:30 am, you've walked 55-60kms and still have 30 to go, every step you take the pain is jolting up your leg, my left knee was caining from wrapping a skateboard and 5:30am is like the worst time to be awake.... even worse - you sit down, and its bliss. until you stand to get going again and when you try to straighten your legs you scream from the pain. School thinks walkathons are great character-building exercises <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
'course, stupid me was fool enough to do 2 hours of weights then 2 hours of div 1 hockey trainin the night b4 thinkin i would be fine.....
um and this wasn't me, but where i used to work (making venetition blinds) this guy was using a dropsaw all day and managed to get clumsy and chop off the tips of 2 of his fingers... he came back into work and while showing us how it happened took off another cm or so.....
Last semester I was trying to get my project done for a Furniture in Metal class and someone had just destroyed one of my latest sculptures, so needless to say I was mad and not really paying attention to what I was doing. So I took a small bit of wood and started sanding it on those circular sanders when the wood stuck and sucked/jammed my finger between it and the sander, it grinded about 2/3 of my finger away before I managed to yank it out, then (after taking the single only Advil left in my dorm) I went to find my car and drive to the store for more bandages (because I only had an old t-shirt to wrap the wound) and drugs, and it had been towed (illegally I might add). So, between 6:30 and 8:00 I lost a stone piece that took me 2 months to carve, lost 2/3 of my finger, payed $260 to get my car back and failed my class b/c I couldn't wire the damn thing up with my finger bandaged. Guess where Gods crosshairs where that day. Oh yeah when I was 10 I saw another 10 yr old taking a **** on an electric fence, that looked really painful.
3rd - 1st degree burns over the majority of my hands. I botched a repel and hurtled down a 15-20 foot cliff holding onto the nylon rope with my hands. After I landed I looked down and saw my skin hanging off. My exact words were
Ah, something to add to the library of excruciating pain. About a year ago I was talking with a friend of mine in the Armored Cavalry division on the Tank-target range. At the moment we're both wearing protective ear guards to block the decible intensive noise that's near us. Unbeknownst to me, my friend has arranged for one of his buddies to swing the turret around behind my head and fire it off. At about the exact moment it fires, I take off my ear guards to relieve the chaffing on my ears. I wasn't able to hear for about 2 weeks, plus my ears were bleeding intensively and I was getting headaches the likes of which no one should get.
To give you an idea of how loud it was, it was a bit like this:
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0wned.
....hey, it hurt.
Others:
Stepped on an electric fence barefoot (which was a weird feeling, becuase I could feel the charge go up to my body and hit my brain)
Shocked myself with a cattle prod (the little metal screw on it carries a charge too, now I know that)
Flipped a fourwheeler (hurt, but luckly I was wearing my helmet, lousy cornstalks, but the fourwheeler did a perfect flip and landed on its wheels)
Got my legs ran over by a fourwheeler (lousy brother)
Got hit in the gut with an aluminum baseball bat (brother again)
Had my fingers slammed into a car door and the door to my optometrist.
Got bit by a pig (those things have sharp tusks)
and various other little things.
You a soldier?
No, I'm a post-office security guard <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Yes I'm a soldier. 75th Ranger Regiment, 2nd Battalion (eat it MonsE <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
I was working in the electronics lab at my school, and teh work benches were just repainted. The teacher neglected to put an anti-conductive surface on the now metal benches. I rested my right arm on the bench while i worked with my left... i took the power supply off the circuit, and then my finger must have brushed across the capasitor leads because my entire arm snapped back as far as it would go and was shaking violently... It hurt really bad, and my fingers went all numb for awhile.. felt like I was gonna throw up for a few hours.
It was wierd.. i felt this strong vibration travel up my middle finger, into my arm, sholder, and then into my heart :\
No, I'm a post-office security guard <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Yes I'm a soldier. 75th Ranger Regiment, 2nd Battalion (eat it MonsE <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Where were you serving when you were shot?
No, I'm a post-office security guard <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
Yes I'm a soldier. 75th Ranger Regiment, 2nd Battalion (eat it MonsE <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Where were you serving when you were shot? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"eat it MonsE" maybe? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Unfortunately, information regarding my location is classified top-secret
*Pulls out silenced pistol and shoots Dubbie and Burr, for... security purposes. Yeah, that's it, security purposes!*
Unfortunately, information regarding my location is classified top-secret
*Pulls out silenced pistol and shoots Dubbie and Burr, for... security purposes. Yeah, that's it, security purposes!* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
So, it was MonsE who shot you...
Trying to steal 1.1 werent you? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Unfortunately, information regarding my location is classified top-secret
*Pulls out silenced pistol and shoots Dubbie and Burr, for... security purposes. Yeah, that's it, security purposes!* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So, it was MonsE who shot you...
Trying to steal 1.1 werent you? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
*Bursts into a fit of sissy crying*
Last surgery, they had to practically cut off my left ear, and make me a new eardrum.
It was...fun...
the other brother with a 6 foot stick spear style about a .5 insches from his eye.
i lost teh ends of 2 fingers one to a knife the other to a meat slicer. (just the tips)
the meat sclier was the 4th of july and it ended up in someones roast beef sandwich (yes i was at work) it is really hard to tell teh difference between a finger tip and sliced roast beef of teh same width lemme tell you. enjoy teh roast beef:)
pretty cool, 10 stitchs
Stuck my finger in an Outlet, arrrh! I'm a Rebel!
I'm living in North Hollywood, that's dangerous.
He was old, so I don't blame him. He was a really good dog before he started to get old. And Snoopy is awsome <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->.
Heres some more things I did:
1. There was some broken plastic bucket, with sharp broken edges, and I tried to stand on it but my leg fell through and I had this giant cut. No stiches though...
2. First time I ever rode off a bike ramp, it was down this small 30 feet, maybe a 30 degree angle hill. First time It was fun as hell, but the second time, when I went off the ramp, I slid backward, and my nuts landed on the back <u>moving</u> wheel. Hurt like hell, I went inside and they were all red, I had to put an ice pack on them...
3. I was playing soccer with my friend, I was the gollie and he had to try to get the ball past me. Well he kicked the ball, and it slammed me right in the face. It didn't even phase me, but it was going pretty damn fast. I had a big red mark there for a couple days.
Most of these happend a few years ago, now I'm just a computer nut without a life...so I don't do too many things...
We were just doing a little practice on blocking each other from scoring on the goalie, so while I'm defending, I take a few sidesteps. Either my foot got planted bad (never checked, but the surface was pretty smooth grass/field), or I had done something to screw it up, but my ankle rolled.
The bulk of my weight was already in motion, so I just fell over my ankle and hit the ground. I wasn't moving fast at all, so it was completely beyond me why my ankle rolled, but the problem was, when it happened, I physically felt something snap and felt the ankle get really warm from blood flowing. Even worse, everyone within approximately 30 feet HEARD it snap.
I had a friend feel my ankle while I was rolling in pain, and he said it wasn't broken. I didn't know if he was an expert or anything, but I was able to walk home (block and a half away from the field), and I just got some icepacks, and layed down. Called in to work, and chilled. After taking a trip to the bathroom without even walking on it, it swelled BAD.
Doctors X-Rayed it, said it wasn't broken, but about sprained about the worst I could have sprained it. I would have done myself a favor if I broke it instead. After about a week, I was walking again.
3 or 4 months later, stupidly running down the stairs at school, I rolled it again. Couldn't walk for about 2 days on it.
Ever since then, I've played a bit of soccer with the same friends, and came close to rolling it, but my ankle is probably so loose from hurting it so much, that I can walk after rolling it every time now.
2nd worst things I've done:
Winter time, about 12 years old. Playing in front yard a lot has turned snow into ice, so me and my friend decide to play "hockey". "Hockey" involved a broom stick, 4 foot metal pole, and soccer ball.
1 bad swing from metal pole, and I'm out 1 of my front teeth. It actually broke the tooth right below the nerve, so it was half there, but winter air + exposed root will kill you.
I once drilled a hole in my thumb. In systems design class at school about 3 years ago now I had to drill one single hole in a piece of wood to use as a mount for a moving barricade thingymajiggy that was my final project. As it was only one hole I just nipped over to the drill and didn't bother clmaping the piece of wood i just held it. Unknowing to me this piece of wood was the hardest **** chunk of wood you've ever seen and as the drill bit touched it it span it out of the way and dragged my hand under the drill. This all happened so fast i was still pulling the "move the spinny drill piece down" lever and pushed it straight into my thumb. Let go of the lever, leaned over and turned the drill off (safety conscious;D) then wandered across the classroom to my teacher whilst a freaking FOUNTAIN of blood spurted out of my thumb and politely asked if I could go see the nurse. I now have a nice little flat scar under my nail and a groove in the bone. Strange thign was I didn't actaully lose my thumbnail despite there being a huge hole in it, the hole just grew out was fascinatin to watch this hole in my thumbnail growing out towards the edge of the nail and finally vanishing.
When I was very young (9/10ish maybe) I was doing some gardening at my primary school (we all had our own little gardens) and in an attempt to look "cool" we were throwing the garden forks into the soil and generally laughing about it for no apparent reason. Me being an unco-ordinated fool of course managed to spear one into my foot, effectively pinning me to the ground, fortunately it somehow didnt go right through just cracked the bone slightly and again i'm left with a lovely little flat round scar this one on my foot.
Finally for now, again when very young (prolly 9/10ish again) me and a friend built a see-saw out of a barrel and a big 'ol plank. So we were playing on it and it started raining but being boys of 9/10 we didn't care and kept playing. It of coruse got slippery and as I went down I slid towards the end which I thought was great untill a large nail in the wood ripped a huge gash right at the bottom of my right kneecap. You could literally lift up the skin and see my kneecap/gunk moving about underneath, it was...an experience
i was 10 in the garden helping my mum, and she thrust the pitch fork down and it went right thru the foot and came out the other side.... mmm that one hurt..
also the other day i walked 80kms in 24 hours for charity, that's the worst pain ive ever felt, cuz people think "oh just walking not that hard", but until u do it, youve got no idea.
5:30 am, you've walked 55-60kms and still have 30 to go, every step you take the pain is jolting up your leg, my left knee was caining from wrapping a skateboard and 5:30am is like the worst time to be awake.... even worse - you sit down, and its bliss. until you stand to get going again and when you try to straighten your legs you scream from the pain. School thinks walkathons are great character-building exercises <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
'course, stupid me was fool enough to do 2 hours of weights then 2 hours of div 1 hockey trainin the night b4 thinkin i would be fine.....
um and this wasn't me, but where i used to work (making venetition blinds) this guy was using a dropsaw all day and managed to get clumsy and chop off the tips of 2 of his fingers... he came back into work and while showing us how it happened took off another cm or so.....
needless to say i don't work there anymore.
So, between 6:30 and 8:00 I lost a stone piece that took me 2 months to carve, lost 2/3 of my finger, payed $260 to get my car back and failed my class b/c I couldn't wire the damn thing up with my finger bandaged. Guess where Gods crosshairs where that day.
Oh yeah when I was 10 I saw another 10 yr old taking a **** on an electric fence, that looked really painful.
"Well, I'm down..."
To give you an idea of how loud it was, it was a bit like this:
<b><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>KA-FRIGGEN-BLOOWEY!</span></span></b>