Hahaha I Evaded Two Oni

UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
edited April 2003 in NS General Discussion
I was playing on Ns_Nothing and was the last marine alive with no ammo on a 24 player server. I’m running to the Quad lift (the elevator with the big pole in the middle) when two Oni (apparently the plural of onos) come around the corner. I run down the last 15 feet of the hall with the oni charging me, and hit the elevators button. I run in and they are trying to hit me, but I run around the pole and they chase me. Just before it gets to high I jump out of the elevator leaving the two oni going down in it, unable to get at me. Next they paralyzed me and 6 skulks came and parasited me to death. I didn’t survive, but it was pretty cool


Now, in case you didn’t get it....


First
0000000000000000000000000_____________
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
------------------------------------=---|........____.......|
...onos................................................|000|.......|
.......onos....................... me..............|000|........|
...........................................................|000|.......|
----------------------------------------|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|____________|

Then, i hit the button
0000000000000000000000000_____________
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
-----------------------------------=---|........____.......|
.......................onos.............me...........|000|.......|
........................onos...........................|000|........|
...........................................................|000|.......|
----------------------------------------|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|____________|

Lift starts and i run in
0000000000000000000000000_____________
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|.......me...........|
-----------------------------------=---|........____.......|
...............................................onos....|000|.......|
..............................................onos.....|000|.......|
...........................................................|000|.......|
----------------------------------------|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|.......................|
0000000000000000000000000|____________|

I run around the pole as the lift lowers ( , = lower elevation)

0000000000000000000000000_____________
0000000000000000000000000|,,,,,,,,,onos,,,,,,,|
0000000000000000000000000|,,,,,,,,onos,,,,,,,,|
-----------------------------------=---|,,,,,,,,____,,,,,,,,|
...................................................,,,,,,,,|000|,,,,,,,|
...................................................,,,,,,,,|000|,me,|
...................................................,,,,,,,,|000|,,,,,,,,|
----------------------------------------|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,|
0000000000000000000000000|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,|
0000000000000000000000000|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,|
0000000000000000000000000|____________|

I jump out of the lift just before its to high to jump, leaving the oni inside

0000000000000000000000000_____________
0000000000000000000000000|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,|
0000000000000000000000000|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,|
-----------------------------------=---|,,,,,,,,____,,,,,,,,|
...................................................,,,,,,,,|000|onos|
...................................................,,,,,,,,|000|,,,,,,,|
...................................................,me,,|000|,,,,,,,,|
----------------------------------------|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,onos|
0000000000000000000000000|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,|
0000000000000000000000000|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,|
0000000000000000000000000|____________|

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Too deep for the oni to get out (.,.,.,) and i laugh at them

0000000000000000000000000_____________
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
-----------------------------------=---|.,.,.,.,____.,.,.,.,|
...................................................,onos,|000|.,.,.,|
.......................................me.......,.onos|000|.,.,.,|
....................................................,.,.,.,.,|000|.,.,.,|
----------------------------------------|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|____________|

Skulks come and parasite me while traped oni paralyze

0000000000000000000000000_____________
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
-----------------------------------=---|.,.,.,.,____.,.,.,.,|
...skulk........................................,onos,|000|.,.,.,|
......skulk.........................me.......,.onos|000|.,.,.,|
...........skulk................................,,.,.,.,.,|000|.,.,.,|
----------------------------------------|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|____________|

I die to parasite

0000000000000000000000000_____________
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
-----------------------------------=---|.,.,.,.,____.,.,.,.,|
...skulk........................................,onos,|000|.,.,.,|
......skulk.........................XmeX...,.onos|000|.,.,.,|
...........skulk................................,,.,.,.,.,|000|.,.,.,|
----------------------------------------|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,|
0000000000000000000000000|____________|


my leet skillz deserve thier own thread <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • abtmabtm Join Date: 2003-04-08 Member: 15337Members
    WTH are those things supposed to be? Binary code of a picture of an onos ...why did you even waste your time doing that lol. gg on the pictures though <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    That's the most disturbing use of ASCII I've ever seen in my life. Not too shabby though... for a visual. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    edited April 2003
    no the onos are just were the names are, they are not lables

    |000|
    |000|
    |000|

    is that pole in the center of the quad lift on ns_nothing


    this is completely true btw


    edit:whats ASCII? is that a program? i just typed that out for 10 mins... hehehe and i wanted to make sure you guys got it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    edit2: did a search on google, no didnt use anything extra, i just sat there and typed it
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  • MeltedSnowmanMeltedSnowman Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7779Members
    ASCII == character art.

    Um ... well done?
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    edited April 2003
    yes, thank you i am very pround <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->


    and abtm, this is what happens when your tired, bored, and cant play ns
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    ummm, you scare me

    congratz, I think

    and now for nit picky jerkwad mode <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    ASCII Art is the term for that
    ASCII Is the name of the char set (http://www.asciitable.com/ for more info)

    And I think the plural of onos is onos

    primarily b/c Oni = japanese evil/mischevous demon thingy (no real version of it in western cuture)

    again, you scare me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    congratz, it takes alot to do that <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    edited April 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Thansal+Apr 15 2003, 11:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Apr 15 2003, 11:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    And I think the plural of onos is onos

    primarily b/c Oni = japanese evil/mischevous demon thingy (no real version of it in western cuture)
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yeah i know that japaness myth, but check the new set of v1.1 pics, flay referns to oni



    <!--QuoteBegin--Falyra+Apr 14 2003, 12:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Falyra @ Apr 14 2003, 12:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Onos Stampede. Did I mention that Oni are running rampant in the playtests?

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    edited April 2003
    meh I stand corected

    hmm, now I wana know why that first quote didn't work <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    ah HA put a space after my Name <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    ok, that was odd, really odd
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    im still a newb at quoting <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    hehe, you could have hit the quote button on the top right to get my quote <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    shhh i just saw that
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    nice demostration

    oni=demon
    I know this becuase I play DDR (don't ask)
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  • NightfireTGNightfireTG Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11508Members
    dat's so kool.
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  • JusticeBladeJusticeBlade Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11440Members
    ,--^----------,--------,-------,-------^--,
    | ||||||||| `--------' | O
    `+---------------------------^----------|
    `\_,-------, _________________|
    / XXXXXX /`| /
    / XXXXXX / `\ /
    / XXXXXX /\______(
    / XXXXXX /
    / XXXXXX /
    (_______(
    `---------'

    Thats ACII art!!!

    Courtesey of <a href='http://www.chris.com/ascii/' target='_blank'>http://www.chris.com/ascii/</a>
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    wow some of thoose are just crazy
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  • Sgt_AponeSgt_Apone Join Date: 2003-03-27 Member: 14934Members
    edited April 2003
    If you want to be grammatically correct the plural of onos is onos. If it were 'onus' then more than one would be oni. There you go.

    PS That Marilyn Monroe ASCII is amazing
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  • GrendelGrendel All that is fear... Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 970Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Playtester
    This reminds me of the Alex Gopher video "The Child".

    Watch it if you haven't seen it.
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    You didn't survive being parasited to death? Really? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Jabba_The_HuntJabba_The_Hunt Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11850Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sgt Apone+Apr 16 2003, 06:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sgt Apone @ Apr 16 2003, 06:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If you want to be grammatically correct the plural of onos is onos. If it were 'onus' then more than one would be oni. There you go. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Blasphemy I tell You!

    Never argue with the God Flayra
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  • fewfew Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15128Members
    doOd u did this twice though, pretty schlick, but damn if they dont get it the first time it seems u really want attention...
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    well i did post it at the end of some huge thread, but wanted it to have it own <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SilentMurdererSilentMurderer Join Date: 2002-10-30 Member: 1751Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Thansal+Apr 16 2003, 04:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Apr 16 2003, 04:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ummm, you scare me

    congratz, I think

    and now for nit picky jerkwad mode <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    ASCII Art is the term for that
    ASCII Is the name of the char set (http://www.asciitable.com/ for more info)

    And I think the plural of onos is onos

    primarily b/c Oni = japanese evil/mischevous demon thingy (no real version of it in western cuture)

    again, you scare me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    congratz, it takes alot to do that <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nope.. You're wrong. The plural of Onos is Oni.. (Flay said that somewhere.)... (I think it was Flay <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->)
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  • PegenatorPegenator Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11269Members
    ASCII art? How's this for a starter?

    <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>------///////-///////-////////-///////--
    -----//---//-//------//-------//-------
    ----///////-///////-//--////-///////--
    ---//------//------//----//-//-------
    --//------///////-////////-///////--</span>

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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