No one respects me, they just walk all over me, as if I don't have any feelings. I work hard for crying out loud! Only thing left to do is destroy my own sole. *lifts a sharpened toothbrush and rams it through his sole*
The next poster is the skulk hidden inside every onos
Name: Next of kin to be notified in case of your demise: Coffin Size: Epitaph:
You wanted to join the TSA to: (Choose one) A) Meet new and interesting aliens, and kill them B) Meet new and interesting aliens, and be killed by them C) For the Health Plan D) For the free food
If you met a low level alien, would you: (Choose One) A) Shoot it, it was gonna eat me! B) Stand there like an idiot C) Soil yourself D) Shoot it, Grill it, Eat it, repeat
Your commander has requested that you build a resource tower at your location, however you are alone and have no cover while you build. You also know that this area has been prone to recent attacks. Do you: (Choose One) A) Build it, hope that no aliens come by, and then wait for further orders. B) Refuse to build it until you kill some aliens to make sure the area is a-ok. C) Request cover and then build it when backup arrives. D) Ignore the resourcer and run to the nearest hive and try to kill it yourself.
You rate your marksmanship as what: (Choose one) A) Star Wars Stormtrooper (Can't hit the broad side of a Death Star) B) Newbie (A few lucky shots now and then, but otherwise can't hit squat) C) Good (Normally everything you shoot at dies quickly) D) A1mb0t (You shoot at and hit everything you see, even if its behind obstructions 3 rooms over. You are "elite")
Helmet size: Sign here:
The next poster is a prospect TSA marine being interviewed for a recruit position.
Interviewer: Ok Mr. Noob, says here that you have experience in killing small cute cuddly things. Noob: Yeah, I shoot hampsters for sport and profit. Interviewer: Ok, well that will help with the gorges... Noob: Gorges? Interviewer: Nothing, just talking to myself. Anyway, it says your references are Bob and someone named "31337 h4xor"? Noob: Yeah, do you need there phone numbers? Interviewer: No, that will be fine. Well looking over your application it lloks like you are qualified. Welcome abaord, please read your manual before tommorow and then you will be shipped off to fight the good fight, I just need you to sign these waivers stating that you will refrain from leet speak and will always follow orders. Noob: One question, do I get a sniper rifle or rocket launcher?
Umm, I'm not sure I like the gender specific refrence.
Comm: W\E
Hey comm, can you drop some needles and yarn.
Comm: WTH
The next poster dug up the last time this game was played, the horrible text within has caused him to start trying to hack into Mod level login so that he can lock and nuke this. (Note, he's not a mod himself)
*attempts to evolve into an onos before the car hits him* RAWR!! <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
*becomes a squished egg*
Next poster is someone attempting to do a rocket jump, but doesn't realise half-life isn't like real life
Comments
........
....the Na'rall Secc'shun, on the new... new update... two.. point ohhhhhhhhh.... ther's ... gonna... gonna be... flyin' skulk... *bleurge* skulks.. an', an', the... er...............................................................penguins. yeh. thazz rite. the blo.. blood... y, pen...guins. *hic*"
next poster will be a shoe tired of life and going to commit suicide via a sharpened toothbrush
*lifts a sharpened toothbrush and rams it through his sole*
The next poster is the skulk hidden inside every onos
:primal scream:
nope *grinding of gears*
The next poster is the TSA recruitment application form
Next of kin to be notified in case of your demise:
Coffin Size:
Epitaph:
You wanted to join the TSA to: (Choose one)
A) Meet new and interesting aliens, and kill them
B) Meet new and interesting aliens, and be killed by them
C) For the Health Plan
D) For the free food
If you met a low level alien, would you: (Choose One)
A) Shoot it, it was gonna eat me!
B) Stand there like an idiot
C) Soil yourself
D) Shoot it, Grill it, Eat it, repeat
Your commander has requested that you build a resource tower at your location, however you are alone and have no cover while you build. You also know that this area has been prone to recent attacks. Do you: (Choose One)
A) Build it, hope that no aliens come by, and then wait for further orders.
B) Refuse to build it until you kill some aliens to make sure the area is a-ok.
C) Request cover and then build it when backup arrives.
D) Ignore the resourcer and run to the nearest hive and try to kill it yourself.
You rate your marksmanship as what: (Choose one)
A) Star Wars Stormtrooper (Can't hit the broad side of a Death Star)
B) Newbie (A few lucky shots now and then, but otherwise can't hit squat)
C) Good (Normally everything you shoot at dies quickly)
D) A1mb0t (You shoot at and hit everything you see, even if its behind obstructions 3 rooms over. You are "elite")
Helmet size:
Sign here:
The next poster is a prospect TSA marine being interviewed for a recruit position.
Noob: Yeah, I shoot hampsters for sport and profit.
Interviewer: Ok, well that will help with the gorges...
Noob: Gorges?
Interviewer: Nothing, just talking to myself. Anyway, it says your references are Bob and someone named "31337 h4xor"?
Noob: Yeah, do you need there phone numbers?
Interviewer: No, that will be fine. Well looking over your application it lloks like you are qualified. Welcome abaord, please read your manual before tommorow and then you will be shipped off to fight the good fight, I just need you to sign these waivers stating that you will refrain from leet speak and will always follow orders.
Noob: One question, do I get a sniper rifle or rocket launcher?
.....yeah, sure.
The next poster is Mr Noob on his first day.
OMG HE BIT ME H4X0Rz!!!1111oneoneone
The next poster is a gorge who's unaware that the server he's on has the Lerk-Lift mod.
must get to that rt...marines are coming...im gonna die...oh hive mind save me....OMG IM FLYING...ITS A MIRACLE....hey i can see my hive from here.
the next poster is a marine who is trying to get in touch with his feminine side while on a mission.
Comm: Sure, I need a base boy.
Umm, I'm not sure I like the gender specific refrence.
Comm: W\E
Hey comm, can you drop some needles and yarn.
Comm: WTH
The next poster dug up the last time this game was played, the horrible text within has caused him to start trying to hack into Mod level login so that he can lock and nuke this. (Note, he's not a mod himself)
The relentless spamming what have I done!?
*hacks mod, hits delete, suddenly his legs dissappear*
oops, wrong mod
The next poster keeps Sgt. X in a cage.
The next poster is: The first poster.
Each person enacts the role given him/her by the previous poster preferably in a humorous way, then tells what the next poster will be.
Ex.
poster 1: The next poster is Jar Jar Binks
Poster 2: Meesa go BOOM!!!
The next poster is the marine commander on a caffeine high.
The next person is: someone who cant say anything or type
RAWR!! <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
*becomes a squished egg*
Next poster is someone attempting to do a rocket jump, but doesn't realise half-life isn't like real life
The next poster is Zerik on the alien homeworld