April Fools Soon
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Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">What are YOU expecting?</div> Like last year, ValvE sent info to PHL about them going bankrupt.(to this day, some people still believe that is so, :/) Maybe they will say "A DEMO OF HL2 IS OUT, search around on our site for download [link to the site here]!", and you find this line "HL2 demo", click it, and you get the " <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> YOU ARE AN IDIOT <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->" thing <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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ahhhm..
Flayra: "you know what, you little twats ?? I had enough of your whining and complaining all the time !! I worked days and nights on this mod and what do I hear ? no "Thank you", no "Keep up the good work", no "I worship thee mighty Flayra!".... just "When 1.1 will come out??" "Why marines don't have nukes?!?" "I hate you for ignoring my idea of adding alien mind control to NS"..
Well screw you all !!! I retire from developing this stupid mod !! who needs you anyway ?!? If NS isn't good enough for you, go make your own mod !!"
on the the next day,
"Hehe, what ? me ? abandon NS team ? you really fell for that little April 1st post I've made ? .. hehe, I got you fooled, eh ? *(muttering to himslef) argh this little arsehole .. you just wait .. one day .. ONE DAY ..*
Thats what I was refering to.
In a somewhat surprising move, the Natural Selection team has announced today that they are removing the aliens from their upcoming "humans vs. aliens" mod, Natural Selection.
"We've decided to drop the aliens and focus more on the realistic, squad-based tactics of the marines. People want realism. No one wants aliens. Just look at how many people are playing Counter-strike. Now look at how many people are playing Aliens vs. Predator. Honestly, I don't know what we were thinking."
"This is a team decision, and everyone on the team feels like it's the right thing to do. They were really delaying the release date, and frankly, they're a huge pain in the ****. I think I speak for the community when I say, I never want to see another xenoform, slime-mound or hive-thingie ever again."
But what will fans think of this?
"I think they'll understand. Most people didn't want to play aliens anyways, they complained that the marines were going to be too powerful with their rifles and phase gates, so I don't think anyone will really mind. By the way, have you seen the recent numbers for Day of Defeat?"
News update: April Fool's!