The Ten Ns Commandments

OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
edited March 2003 in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">By Saint Flay</div> (All links lead the same URL with the equivalent original)

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no1' target='_blank'>I am the mod the NS, You shalt not have strange mods before me.</a>

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no2' target='_blank'>You shalt not take the ballancing of the mod in vain.</a>

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no3' target='_blank'>Remember to keep Holy Flays Birthday.</a>

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no4' target='_blank'>Honor the Gorges and the Hives.</a>

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no5' target='_blank'>Thou shalt not kill, well at least not yourself.</a>

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no6' target='_blank'>Thou shalt not eject your comm.</a>

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no7' target='_blank'>Thou shalt not waste resources from the hive</a>

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no8' target='_blank'>Thou shalt not call your Teammates n00bs.</a>

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no9' target='_blank'>Thou shalt not covet the Teammates Knife skills.</a>

<a href='http://www.themiracleofstjoseph.org/tencmds2.htm#no10' target='_blank'>Thou shalt not covet the Teammates HMG.</a>

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  • TieomTieom Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1774Members
    Thou art offending my (lack of) religious beliefs!
    Cease, or thou will taste pointy stick afore this morn has past!
    *Gets out a pointy stick*
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  • DoADrunkMonkeyDoADrunkMonkey Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11902Members
    edited March 2003
    Thou shall not whine for HA, GL, welder.

    thou shall also, get my fat lazy clunky a$$ through the phase when oh holy eye in the sky do so requests.
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  • SillyGooseSillyGoose Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14572Members, Constellation
    good stuff ollj, maybe a "though shalt not stand beside armory getting ammo when the skulk's are rushing the base"
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  • Minstrel_KnightMinstrel_Knight The truth and nothing but the truth... Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9562Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Tieom+Mar 16 2003, 01:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tieom @ Mar 16 2003, 01:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Thou art offending my (lack of) religious beliefs!
    Cease, or thou will taste pointy stick afore this morn has past!
    *Gets out a pointy stick* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Concur.
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  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Now whats still missing? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    Proof?
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  • masterswordmanmasterswordman Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11303Members
    Thou shall listen to your comm when he yells go to the mother freaking waypoint
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  • TheHornetTheHornet Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1776Members, Constellation
    Thou shalt not collect full ammo before proceeding through the phase to the outpost under attack.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    Thou shall not rambo.
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    Thou shalt not spam MonsE and Flayra's inbox with **OMG D00DZ0R WH3N IS 1.1 C0M1NG 0UT!?!** messages...

    Thou shalt not make 1.1 balancing posts before 1.1 is released

    Thou shalt be very sorry or very stupid to say NS is boring and old when surrounded by NS Fans.

    Thou shalt not waste Flayra's bandwidth with oversized uncompressed images
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  • Da_SargeDa_Sarge Old School Suck Join Date: 2002-10-15 Member: 1502Members
    Thou shalt not build resources towers upon thy teammates.
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  • ImmacolataImmacolata Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2140Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Thou shall not speaketh d00dizh. Tis the language of Evil.
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  • RicoRico Join Date: 2003-02-23 Member: 13888Members
    edited March 2003
    Were do you find all this stuff?
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  • USCMLieutenant_RipleyUSCMLieutenant_Ripley Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9818Members
    Waste. Of. Forumspace.
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  • Da_SargeDa_Sarge Old School Suck Join Date: 2002-10-15 Member: 1502Members
    All of thine base are belongeth to us.

    (not really a commandment....but hey...)
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  • IskatuMeskIskatuMesk Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7893Members
    Thou shalt not throw grenade in thy base.
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  • Da_SargeDa_Sarge Old School Suck Join Date: 2002-10-15 Member: 1502Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--[USCM]Lieutenant Ripley+Mar 16 2003, 10:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([USCM]Lieutenant Ripley @ Mar 16 2003, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Waste. Of. Forumspace. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    THOU SHALT NOT COVET THINE FORUM OF THINE COMMANDMENTS!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DeepShadowsDeepShadows Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13408Members, Constellation
    Thou shalt not proclaim wallhacking to marines with motion tracking

    (I've seen it done)
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  • InexorableInexorable Join Date: 2002-09-28 Member: 1360Members
    From the book of Natural Selection.

    Modifications, Chapter 1
    1 And on the first day the Flay looked upon the Halflife, and yea he was displeased.
    2 "Lo! For where is my teamplay?" He lamented. And the fanboys did weep.
    3 "There shalt be no teamplay in Halflife," sayeth the fanboys "Only Gluon Guns and "elite" |)00|)5."
    4 Upon this revelation the Flay took up his code and his teamplay and did say onto the fanboys "I shall return with a great manifestation of cooperative play."
    5 "Thou shalt wait for me, as I release screenshots and teaser information at very irregular intervals."
    6 "And you shall see the lesser mods fall by the wayside, and those without faith shall lose hope and be lost to UT2K3 and BF1942."
    7 "But henceforth I shall return, and my return shall be sung upon the forums and the IRC chat, and all shall be teeth and screams of 'Need Medpack ASAP!'."
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  • HauntedHaunted Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14178Members
    Thou shalt not go gorge when res is low and one already exists.

    Thou shalt not waste res building 'bomb shelters', that just delays the end, when it appears that the last hive shalt be lost to the Gentiles.
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Haunted+Mar 16 2003, 10:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haunted @ Mar 16 2003, 10:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Thou shalt not go gorge when res is low and one already exists.

    Thou shalt not waste res building 'bomb shelters', that just delays the end, when it appears that the last hive shalt be lost to the Gentiles. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    thou shalt not do this until 1.1, when multiple gorges will be possible without ruining the round.
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  • VashVash Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8333Members
    Thou shalt stop trying to convert NS into AVP 2...(go look at the models and skins forum o_o)
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Thou shall not scream into the microphone, nor shall they play music or be annoying.
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  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    Thou shalt not beg to be a PT
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  • MrPinkMrPink Join Date: 2002-05-28 Member: 678Members
    You people...seriously...get a life...
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  • TyphonTyphon Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1899Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Scarface121+Mar 17 2003, 12:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scarface121 @ Mar 17 2003, 12:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You people...seriously...get a life... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wait, i dont get it. Are you saying that NS isn't life in of itself?
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  • CronosCronos Join Date: 2002-10-18 Member: 1542Members
    [Zealot Mode On]

    BEWARE THE SEVEN DEADLY VICES OF NS!

    1. Thou Shalt not be overly proud of thine Equipment! (Pride)

    2. Thou Shalt not Envy your fellow Marine for his equipment or skills! (Envy)

    3. Thou Shalt Not be hotheaded and Angry at thy fellow players (Anger)

    4. Thou Shalt Not Sit in base doing nothing or not going through the phase gate under your holy commanders orders! (Sloth)

    5. Thou Shalt not Demand equipment such as thy HA or thou HMG in the first 3 minutes of the game! (Greed)

    6. Thou Shalt Not Fully load out on ammo unless you have advanced equipment! (Gluttony)

    7. Thou Shalt Not Press F4 in the event of a failed rush or a mistake! (Lust)

    Doest not these heinous sins and thy NS playing shalt be rewarded with updates, new features and great gameplay from the almighty Flayra!

    [Zealot Mode Off]
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  • ChurchChurch Meatshield grunt-fodder // Has pre-ordered NS2 Join Date: 2002-12-31 Member: 11646Members, Constellation
    One the first day, Lord Flayra created NS 1.0...

    wait...I would get up to day 5, and would be cut short! I need to wait until the release of 1.11 or 1.2 in order to get all 7 days! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • NightfireTGNightfireTG Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11508Members
    it's funny, but i'm a christian so i does potentially offend me. don't do it again.
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  • Young_TrotskyYoung_Trotsky Join Date: 2003-01-14 Member: 12285Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--EnemyATheGates+Apr 5 2003, 08:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EnemyATheGates @ Apr 5 2003, 08:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> it's funny, but i'm a christian so i does potentially offend me. don't do it again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    thou shalt not worship false idols and thus disgrace the holy NS.
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=23946&hl=blasphemous,and,clever' target='_blank'>To quote Legionnaired from a related thread in the off-topic forum titled "Ns Biblical Quotations, Revised, King Flayra edition" :</a>
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Clever. Blasphemous, but clever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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