Now, this is a serious discussion (I hope) If you had the power to controll a species of animal (EXCEPT humans) What would it be? Thousands of them would come at your whim, like in the movie Willard.
<!--QuoteBegin--greyfox555+Mar 14 2003, 11:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (greyfox555 @ Mar 14 2003, 11:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I choose Bevers!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I'd have to agree. I too would like to be able to make all the beavers in the world come. I've done the best I can so far, but it appears many of them choose to remain hidden in their bushes.
You now have about zero chance of this being a serious discussion.
I would control spiders. Spider silk is, per thread, stronger than kevlar - so I could have some kickin bulletproof clothing <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
I have serious doubts whether <i>god</i> could control cats, so i wouldn't waste my time on trying and take wolves. OK, so I have read one too many chesy fantasy novel.
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yup yup, I don't think Bast could controll cats
so
SQUIRRELS
their cute, playful, smart and could run menial errands for me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Bulls, i could make them all stampeede infront of me, so i could have easy access towards the place im going! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
or
Birds, make them all fly cirlcing around me, so if i am shot at, they hit the birds, and hopefully dont go through them.
Hate dogs... So i choose the best animal in the world... CATS! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Baboons, hands down. Enough like a man to operate basic tools if I taught em, and savage enough to do my bidding and never show remorse. Plus the sheer tales of brutality would echo across the land, the world would crumble beneath me!
That or some kind of lethal South African insect/aracnid (spelling on that, I'm lazy), you know what I'm talking about, those huge spiders that have venom that can kill an elephant in <i>seventeen seconds</i>.
Monkehs! I'd have tea partys with them and make em dance and eat cake. Also I'd have monkeh knife fights so me and my mates could bet on them. And make them drive me everywhere and hold up banks so I'd be rich and.....
Iwould control all the guide dogs and make them do all the work, cause I'm a lazy fart <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
their cute, playful, smart and could run menial errands for me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That and they map and know Kung Fu. (I think I have been spending too much time at the Nightwatch Forums, the insanity there is off the scale.... In a good way though!)
Me? I'd take bacteria. Because they are in the animal kingdom. (Yes that includes diseases and those useful bacteria that digest food and stuff.) Guns would be no match if I could stop you metabolism or give you some disease. Like Tuberculosis!
<!--QuoteBegin--Darkbolt101+Mar 15 2003, 04:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Darkbolt101 @ Mar 15 2003, 04:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would control the human race.
OWNED.
Phear my double m60 toting humans you puny animals! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Nothing compared to my kitty cat holding two chain guns shooting 7000 rounds per minute! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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I'd have to agree. I too would like to be able to make all the beavers in the world come. I've done the best I can so far, but it appears many of them choose to remain hidden in their bushes.
You now have about zero chance of this being a serious discussion.
seriously, Cats. Cats asre experts in stealth and since i contol them, i could, theoretically, control the world by Über stealth attacks on my enemies
rats! Mainly cause I just saw the trailer for err, whats it called? Willard? Looks freaky...
<span style='color:white'>***Moved***</span>
so
SQUIRRELS
their cute, playful, smart and could run menial errands for me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
and anyway, any one here play magic?
RUSH THEM MY SQUIRREL TOKENS!!!!!!!!
or
Birds, make them all fly cirlcing around me, so if i am shot at, they hit the birds, and hopefully dont go through them.
But that Spider silk thing was interesting.
That or some kind of lethal South African insect/aracnid (spelling on that, I'm lazy), you know what I'm talking about, those huge spiders that have venom that can kill an elephant in <i>seventeen seconds</i>.
Tremble, mortals.
I would control Spiders.
I would also control lawyers, they aren't humans
their cute, playful, smart and could run menial errands for me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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That and they map and know Kung Fu. (I think I have been spending too much time at the Nightwatch Forums, the insanity there is off the scale.... In a good way though!)
Me? I'd take bacteria. Because they are in the animal kingdom. (Yes that includes diseases and those useful bacteria that digest food and stuff.) Guns would be no match if I could stop you metabolism or give you some disease. Like Tuberculosis!
Ok way too much biology......
Billions over billions of ants.
Simply because you get them everywhere.
They could... refuse to improve soil structure.
OWNED.
Phear my double m60 toting humans you puny animals!
ILL RULE THE SEE WITH SHARKS OR RULE BOTH LAND AND SEA WITH SEA SNAKES AND NORMAL SNAKES
OR USE TURTLES TO SWIM AND KILL JUST LIKE WARCRAFT 2 GIANT TURTLES!!
OR ALLIGATORS OR CROCS!
Or umm.... AHA!!! ILL USE THE DANGEROUS MIGHTY KOMODO DRAGONS!
Komodo dragons are real, so umm.... there are not dragons....
OWNED.
Phear my double m60 toting humans you puny animals! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nothing compared to my kitty cat holding two chain guns shooting 7000 rounds per minute! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Ill just walk over into this corner over here, alrite?