A Little Political Humor

AllUrHiveRblong2us · March 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">and shameless self-pimpage</div> Alright, you guys all know about that government preparedeness website? Well it has a picture guide to getting out a terrorist attack alive. Well, after seeing a few parodies of it, I decided to do one myself, and since I have no one else to show, I figure I'd ask you guys what you though of it. It took me about 10 minutes, and it's my third time actually useing frames in web design, so lay of the bad layout comments.

<a href='http://www.sambito.net/mullet/terror.html' target='_blank'>here you go</a>

Feel free to respond with only the words "you suck"

BOZO · March 2003

You didn't mention that you could use Duct Tape over your mouth and nose in the case of a biological attack.

AllUrHiveRblong2us · March 2003

I didn't want to use any jokes that I had already seen.

BOZO · March 2003

That was already a joke? And here I thought it was original, oh well. Whats funny is, I live in the south and you see these people at Wal-Mart with there carts full of botteled water, chewy bars, and duct tape. Its halarious!

AllUrHiveRblong2us · March 2003

hilarious is watching the news and seeing that some guy in the tri state area has covered his whole house in plastic wrap(and my jokes are also hilarious, but we already knew that)

folk · March 2003

midget road + house = win.

Liku · March 2003

When trapped under rubble, flaslight raves are the perfect way to pass the time.

LOL! Awesome.

AllUrHiveRblong2us · March 2003

yay. I feel validated! Please keep the praise coming, as I may fall into dep depression without it!

I sleep now.

Burr · March 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>In the event of falling drywall, your $3000 computer will make the perfect canopy for kissing your sorry *** goodbye.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

LOL, THIS IS GREAT!!

olisis · March 2003

Missouri has only three hospitals.
ha ha, i come from missouri and its all true

Speed_2_Dave · March 2003

I've driven through missouri, I think they really do only have 3 Hospitals <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

DOOManiac · March 2003

OMG that's hilarious! :D

LaserApa · March 2003

Texas was my fav

Thraka · March 2003

Alright, I can tell you that there are at least more than three hospitals in MO, mainly b/c there are at least half a dozen in St. Louis... and I've puked in all of them...

What is up with all the MO hate? Why must we be seen as IL's uneducated little brother? Why must we be taunted with jokes such as:
"You know you're from Missouri, when you don't consider Missouri part of the south..."

Please, us Missourians just want to be loved for the hard-working grain-growin' people we are... And besides, why make fun of Missouri when there's Arkansas?

AllUrHiveRblong2us · March 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jobabob @ Mar 3 2003, 04:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Id assume the joke is probably because the state shown is actually the same shape as missouri? Not that i'd know.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Good thinkin Jobabob (now there's something I never thought I'd say.)

xioutlawix · March 2003

People are actually buying duct tape in the hopes that it'll save them from biological attack? =-O

Oh wow.
My faith in the human race diminished a bit today...

sekdar · March 2003

here is the original parody:

<a href='http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?threadid=46223&perpage=25&pagenumber=1' target='_blank'>http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?thr...25&pagenumber=1</a>

enjoy <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

btw, good job AUHABTU <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

TychoCelchuuu · March 2003

REMEMBER: Radiation cannot travel around objects, and it is stopped by the average sheet of plywood.

AHAH!

TikiTorchBob · March 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> That was already a joke? And here I thought it was original, oh well. Whats funny is, I live in the south and you see these people at Wal-Mart with there carts full of botteled water, chewy bars, and duct tape. Its halarious!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

What state do you live in? I'm from Louisiana - we have a frickin' shortage of duct tape. There is literally none in stock at most stores. I hate it here. Someone save me <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'>

xioutlawix · March 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TikiTorchBob @ Mar 3 2003, 06:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> What state do you live in? I'm from Louisiana - we have a frickin' shortage of duct tape. There is literally none in stock at most stores. I hate it here. Someone save me <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Ack! Stop it!

:huddles in corner, chanting:

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'> </span>people are not this dumb....people are not this dumb....people are not this dumb...

AllUrHiveRblong2us · March 2003

<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_cover_nose2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
People are this dumb...people are this dumb...people are this dumb

A Little Political Humor

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