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  • SiniSSiniS Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 10017Members
    WTF? get the fack off me you perverted marine, comm upgrade me plz, so i can shake him off...

    The next poster has just met face to face with Pee Pee Boy...
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    edited February 2003
    *Smack*..dont.. *Punch*..annoy..*Punch*..the..*smack*..NS..*PUNCH* Community!!!

    the next poster will be Pee Pee Boy..after he has realised he has been very bad and should not annoy the NS community.
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    *stabs himself*

    The next poster just fell off a bridge and now has 5 seconds before splashdown and death.
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Hey, i can see my house from here. Hello mu-*splat*

    next poster will be Samus playing NS
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    wtf..cant see a thing with this helmet on! argh! dam Lag!...aaaaah..

    The next poster will be: someone who thinks 1.1 is out already and wants to talk about balance...
  • AngelusAngelus Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10810Members, Constellation
    ok, i just got my hands on NS1.1, and i have got to say THE BALANCE SUCKS!!!!!1111 The lerk is far 2 powerful, and marines dont stand a chance....

    the next poster is: some fool who thinks NS is CS with aliens
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    NS player: WTF! you shot me once and i died!?!?
    CStard: Headshot you n00b..
    Admin:please note that NS does not have hit-location specific damage...this is not CS
    CStard: wtf! this it too much! my 2 brain cells cant take the straiiin!...*Head Explodes*

    the next poster will be...invisible
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    *pances Fam*

    Next poster is Fam with his pants down around his ankles in front of an audience.
  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    Hey you guys! Watch your step on the way out! Don't mind me!

    The next poster will be an idiot gorge with 80 RP in Viaduct.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    sorry?..build what?...whats a hive?

    the next poster will be: VALVE when they see that NS will kill CS.
  • Lightning_BlueLightning_Blue Sunny Domination Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10647Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    /me switches the won servers off, with a NUKE! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->




    Next poster will be a crabby server admin.
  • LucidLucid Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10534Members, Constellation
    oh.... so you think that parasite kill was funny eh? We'll see how funny it is when I unbind all your keys!! Muahahahahaha!!! Ph34r my green icon!!

    the next poster will be Snow White with a hangover
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    Uhh..... too much cheap dwarf ale....

    /dopey pop out of her bed, smoking/

    ... DEAR GAWD NO!!!!



    Next poster will be: a NS player on acid
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    edited February 2003
    Woa comm dude, I like, got all the blue rings and stuff man even though my monitor was melting the whole time....

    The next poster will be dead
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    nyahhhhhhhh.................. brains.................. brains!!

    The next poster will be: an abused keyboard
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    edited February 2003
    Ooooh man, not again!

    The next poster is: Dog doo on a stick.
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    man.... after all the places I've been and all the horrors I've seen. You'd think that people would be kind enough to just let me decompose. But NOOOOOOOO, they gotta jab me with a stick and wave me around.

    The next poster will be: a mad scientist creating the ultimate spyware
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Annnnnd finally... with this program... I MAY DELIVER ADS RIGHT BEFORE THE CONSUMER MAKES A PURCHASE! MWahahahahhaaaaa!

    But sir! It's already been done by GAIN!

    Quiet, Igor! Hook up the modem!

    The next poster is: Someone being dangled over a bridge.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    almost..got it...just a little further...hold onto my feet..yes, like that...almost got it...mmm..hang on...why is the ground getting closer?
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-*CRUNCH*

    The next poster will be: Flayra when he sees how silly this thread is.
  • James_H4xwellJames_H4xwell Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11518Members
    Hahahhah i smell readyroom game.
    The next poster will be n1nj4 with his worst idea yet (even worse than the riot shield)
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    WE really need to drop the aliens, i mean there just too diferent and hard to balance....

    the next poster will be: God, annoyed that Flayra gets more worship then him
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    O man, why didn't I think of the Kharaa? Well, looks like it's about time for another plague then.

    The next poster will be: a superhero with very crappy powers trying to combat the kharaa invasion.
  • LucidLucid Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10534Members, Constellation
    Run away you miserable aliens! for I am Rubber Bullet Man!! Behold my soft and squishy justice!

    the next poster will be me playing NS for 57 hours straight
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    edited February 2003
    ySo I told them they had to post as snow white with a hangover or DIE!

    yhehehehe, I'm fun-e.

    ywhere the hell is everyone ?

    yhow long have I been playing alone ?

    yDIE HIVE DIE

    yDIE DIE DIE DIE

    yOh wait, I can't kill the hive by spawning a res tower on it

    ywait a minute, who the hell am I even talking to

    uEject the comm!!!

    uMy vote menu doesnt work

    uit won't pop up

    yoh wait, I'm not even playing, I'm on the forums

    the next poster will be: Lucid playing NS for 87 hours straight (hehehe, feel free to ignore my portayal)
  • TiioTiio Join Date: 2003-01-07 Member: 12012Members, Constellation
    I can keep going all ni...

    *THUNK*
    asdjhhffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
    *zzz...zzz...zzz...*

    the next poster shall be... uh... juggling live flaming skulks for my amusement. while not wearing pance.
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    oo aa hot aa

    OW you savage little ****. bite my hand off like that. now i cant juggle

    /me learns how to juggle with 1 hand

    heh heh heh that'll show yo-OW my other hand

    /me learns how to juggle with my feet...

    the next poster is a marine getting <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=24366' target='_blank'>devoured</a>
  • Lightning_BlueLightning_Blue Sunny Domination Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10647Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    <i>*SLURP*</i>


    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    <i>*CRUNCH*</i>



    The next poster will be a really **** off admin
  • stoogstoog Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 11102Members
    THIS AIN'T YOUR FORUM RICHARD. THIS FORUM BELONGS IN MY HOUSE. YOU CAN'T COME IN MY HOUSE, KICK MY DOG, AND TAKE OVER MY FORUM. YOUR **** MUST BE CRAZY!

    next poster will be a frog in a blender
  • The_Holy_GreyThe_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members
    *spwit*
    *spwit*
    *spwit*
    hey what is that big thing with lotta razor sharp blades spinning very fast inside it ?
    *spwit*
    *spwit*
    *skkrrrRRRRrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrRRRRRRrRrrRRrRrRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

    the next poster will be ... a pacifist onos
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    PEACE! *and BAM everyone is suddenly peaceful*
    The next poster will be:the fade i killed, with my knife, after i jumped down on its head, from the top of the elevator in bast, sorry just had to brag <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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