Movie Quote Thread

Big-Pappa-Smurf · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Relic25 @ Feb 21 2003, 10:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Time Bandits?

Dubers · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You've done a mans job Deckard. Too bad the girl won't live!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Obvious one.

AllUrHiveRblong2us · February 2003

3 pages with no nadsat? Come on people! Everything is a quote when it's spoken in neuvo-70s british slang!

Dunsby · February 2003

Get the damn screwdriver... Out Of my head!

I think that was from night of the living dead.

[WHO]Them · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>oh..oh, no, i'm still going to kill you. though you are my bestest, bestest friend in the room, currently dire circumstances require me to end your life. i haven't the time to find anyone else, and i really need more blood.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Gnatsum · February 2003

SHOW ME THE MONEY, SHOOOW ME THE MONAY!!1111

Sycophant · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><i>Police Officer</i>: Sir, are you classified as human?
<i>Korben Dallas</i>: Ah, negative, I am a meat popsicle.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

I probably watch this movie at least once a month. I never get tired of it!! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Legionnaired · February 2003

Roc: ****' what the ****, ****. Who the ****? **** this ****. How did you two ****' **** ****?
Con: Well it certainly illustrates the diversty of the word.

<a href='http://www.amfp.org/boondock/sounds/****.wav' target='_blank'>http://www.amfp.org/boondock/sounds/****.wav</a>

Smoke_Nova · February 2003

The one Syco posted first was Fight Club, when Tyler Durden is still recessed. And Doomaniac, read the book before u diss the movie

I got one
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Bless the maker and his water. May his passing cleanse the world</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

who said it for no points?

p4Samwise · February 2003

"Ben, this plan sounds pretty half-baked!"
"Oh no, it's completely baked."

Dread · February 2003

This is a hard one:

"Instead, she cultivates a taste for small pleasures: dipping her hand in to sacks of grain..."

Do you watch foreign movies in USA? If not, guessing this might take a while <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Edit: Samwise: Would that movie be "Half-Baked" <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

The_Holy_Grey · February 2003

it's the name of the fat lady's horse from Robin Hood: Men in Tights

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Farfenkoogle! </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Legionnaired · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SmokeNova @ Feb 21 2003, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> The one Syco posted first was Fight Club, when Tyler Durden is still recessed. And Doomaniac, read the book before u diss the movie

I got one
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Bless the maker and his water. May his passing cleanse the world</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

who said it for no points?  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
*yawn* Dune.

Narfwak · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I wasn't even supposed to come in here today!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Um, yeah, and I think I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday, too, yeaaaah. That'd be greeeaaaat.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Follow the gourd!"

"No, follow the sandal!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Go to. . . <b><i>LUDICRUS SPEED!</i></b>"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?"

"Heh heh. . . why?"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Bombs falling from the skies again! Deutchland is on the rise again!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"<b>Ah ****' 'ate pikeys!</b>"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"<i>Do you know where I am?</i>"

"You're behind the couch!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I don't like the sound of 'dem apples, Will!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"<b><i>The price is wrong, ****!</i></b>"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I looove the animals!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"So, what can I do for you, sir?"

"I'm here for the account were you get the free gun."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Got anything to declare?"

"Yeah. Don't go to England."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Who is driving? Bear is driving! Omigod, how can that <i>be</i>?</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>This episode was drawn by a live audiance.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Bonus points for the "Deutchland" one!

Frothybeverage · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><b>Alex DeLarge:</b> Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking Billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Best.movie.evaR!<img src='http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/cwm/new3d/evil.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

saint0z · February 2003

narfwak, i think the post was to just pick _one_ quote...

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Sycophant · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I wasn't even supposed to come in here today!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Clerks, if I remember correctly. Haven't seen it in ages though. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Go to. . . LUDICRUS SPEED!"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

This on DVD is <i>so</i> much better than the ol' beat up cassette I've had for years!! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Narfwak · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Kharaa_0z @ Feb 22 2003, 12:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> narfwak, i think the post was to just pick _one_ quote...

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Oh, come on. Everyone else was doing it...

Anyway, that list is just gonna keep growing as kaos and I sit here and think of quotes.

TychoCelchuuu · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Pack of fags?
You're a fag!
No, it's a ciggarette, mate!
I'm not you're mate, fag!

...and it wasn't till years later that we found out what fags really were.
You're a fag!
No, it's a ciggarette!
You're a ciggarette!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Narfwak · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Feb 22 2003, 12:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Pack of fags?
You're a fag!
No, it's a ciggarette, mate!
I'm not you're mate, fag!

...and it wasn't till years later that we found out what fags really were.
You're a fag!
No, it's a ciggarette!
You're a ciggarette!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Waitaminute, that's not a _movie_ quote! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

That opens the floodgate for even more quotes then!

[WHO]Them · February 2003

Is it safe ?

Smoke_Nova · February 2003

for Dread:
*yawn* Amelie. She also likes to sit on the roof of her building and think of strange things...such as how many couples are having an orgasm right now - 15!

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The Mystic moon rises....the Wing Goddess has arrived</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

[WHO]Them · February 2003

because I died <b>in episode 81 !!!!!</b>

AllUrHiveRblong2us · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The matrix is telling me this is turkey jerky.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Narfwak · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Feb 22 2003, 01:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The matrix is telling me this is turkey jerky.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"We don't have to talk about the matrix; we could just talk about . . . stuff."</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Come on, isn't anyone gonna try to attack that massive list I posted?

Sirus · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>It's not that im lazy, it's just that i don't care</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Guess...Its a funny movie.

[WHO]Them · February 2003

that one is right at the tip of my tongue but I can't quite remember.

but isn't it actually "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.", just slightly different

AllUrHiveRblong2us · February 2003

Them is right, and you must not defame the name of Office Space with such misquotings!

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>This...is.. a...a...SUCK!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Sycophant · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>that one is right at the tip of my tongue but I can't quite remember.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Well if it's right at the tip of your tongue, does this help? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>No! Not again! Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam! I swear to God one of these days I'm just going to kick this piece of **** out of the window!!!</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

<b>edit</b> : great, I go pee-pee before clicking "submit post" and someone spoils my fun. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'>

Silver_Fox · February 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Legionnaired @ Feb 21 2003, 06:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Roc: ****' what the ****, ****. Who the ****? **** this ****. How did you two ****' **** ****?
Con: Well it certainly illustrates the diversty of the word.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Boondock Saints.

Best. Movie. Ever.

I could give hundreds of quotes from this movie, its that damn good.

Also, Ash;

Good, bad .. I'm the gun with the gun.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

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