Tsa Karaoke Bar
Ollj
our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Larger than Lerk ....</div> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=20402&hl=boondock' target='_blank'>Boondock Marines</a>, <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=21882&hl=clense' target='_blank'>Clense Da Intruders</a>, <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=23324' target='_blank'>Gorges Just Wanna Have Fun</a>
Lets say the NS Karaoke Bar has opened.
Let me make 2 new Suggestions:
Larger than Lerks (Backstreet Boys - Larger than life)
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You may run and hide
When you're chuckle in vents, alright
But let me tell you now
There are Hi-ves to take, alright
All of your time spent in Noozles for Re---sour---ces
Chrous:
All you Khara can't you see, can't you see
How our hives affecting your dumb-Strategy
Every time you're down
You can`t make it right
And that makes us larger than Lerks
Looking at the crowd
And I see your bodys lay, c'mon
Wishin' you could take us in a different way, c'mon
Cause all of your time spent we`re still alive
Chrous
All of your time spent keeps us aliaiaiaiaiaive
Chrous
Yeah, every time you`re down
Yeah, you can`t make it ri-ight
Yeah, and that's what makes us larger than - Leeeeeeerks
All you Khara can't you see, can't you see
How our hives affecting your dumb-Strategy
Every time you're down
You can`t make it right
And that makes us larger...
And that makes us larger...
And that makes us larger than Lerks
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Move To your Waipoint (Baja Man - Who Let the Dogs Out)
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Chorus:
Move to your Waypoint
Move, Move, Move, Move, Move
Move to your Waypoint
Move, Move, Move, Move, Move
Move to your Waypoint
Move, Move, Move, Move, Move
Move to your Waypoint
The Last Marines were stupid Last Marines Were sucking
Ah Yepee Ah Yo
Cause everybody having a no clue
Yepee Ah Yo
Till one man then loudly start calling
Yepee Ah Yo
Then the comm just send us the call
I heard the com-mand shout out.
Chorus
And then in the Hive I found a Gorge
I called my teammates to hunt it
Get that Gorgie, stop moaning
Get that a-lien infested mongrel
Now I tell my-self dem man go get angry
Ah Yepee Ah Yo
To hear the Skulks they`re killing our base.
Yepee Ah Yo
But they say hey man that is part of the party
Ah Yepee Ah Yo
Then Skulk in front and the fade behind
I heared the command shout out
Chrous
Ah noozle is nothing if it don't has a Res
All Marines buid it up
All Marines hold it
Ah noozle is nothing if it don't has a Res
All Marines buid it up
All Marines hold it
Chorus
And then in the Hive I found a Gorge
I called my teammates to hunt it
Get that Gorgie, stop moaning
Get that a-lien infested mongrel
If I was a comm
The party is on
I got to get my groove on
'Cause my mind done gone
Can't you see the rays coming from my eyes ? ? ? ?
Walking through the place like Rambo-man
Breaking it down
Me and my black screen
one kill
Can't see color
Any color will do
I'll stick on you
That's why they call me a n00b
'Cause I'm the man at the end when they see me
They say oooooh
Chorus
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How would you like that?
Any more suggestions?
Lets say the NS Karaoke Bar has opened.
Let me make 2 new Suggestions:
Larger than Lerks (Backstreet Boys - Larger than life)
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You may run and hide
When you're chuckle in vents, alright
But let me tell you now
There are Hi-ves to take, alright
All of your time spent in Noozles for Re---sour---ces
Chrous:
All you Khara can't you see, can't you see
How our hives affecting your dumb-Strategy
Every time you're down
You can`t make it right
And that makes us larger than Lerks
Looking at the crowd
And I see your bodys lay, c'mon
Wishin' you could take us in a different way, c'mon
Cause all of your time spent we`re still alive
Chrous
All of your time spent keeps us aliaiaiaiaiaive
Chrous
Yeah, every time you`re down
Yeah, you can`t make it ri-ight
Yeah, and that's what makes us larger than - Leeeeeeerks
All you Khara can't you see, can't you see
How our hives affecting your dumb-Strategy
Every time you're down
You can`t make it right
And that makes us larger...
And that makes us larger...
And that makes us larger than Lerks
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Move To your Waipoint (Baja Man - Who Let the Dogs Out)
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Chorus:
Move to your Waypoint
Move, Move, Move, Move, Move
Move to your Waypoint
Move, Move, Move, Move, Move
Move to your Waypoint
Move, Move, Move, Move, Move
Move to your Waypoint
The Last Marines were stupid Last Marines Were sucking
Ah Yepee Ah Yo
Cause everybody having a no clue
Yepee Ah Yo
Till one man then loudly start calling
Yepee Ah Yo
Then the comm just send us the call
I heard the com-mand shout out.
Chorus
And then in the Hive I found a Gorge
I called my teammates to hunt it
Get that Gorgie, stop moaning
Get that a-lien infested mongrel
Now I tell my-self dem man go get angry
Ah Yepee Ah Yo
To hear the Skulks they`re killing our base.
Yepee Ah Yo
But they say hey man that is part of the party
Ah Yepee Ah Yo
Then Skulk in front and the fade behind
I heared the command shout out
Chrous
Ah noozle is nothing if it don't has a Res
All Marines buid it up
All Marines hold it
Ah noozle is nothing if it don't has a Res
All Marines buid it up
All Marines hold it
Chorus
And then in the Hive I found a Gorge
I called my teammates to hunt it
Get that Gorgie, stop moaning
Get that a-lien infested mongrel
If I was a comm
The party is on
I got to get my groove on
'Cause my mind done gone
Can't you see the rays coming from my eyes ? ? ? ?
Walking through the place like Rambo-man
Breaking it down
Me and my black screen
one kill
Can't see color
Any color will do
I'll stick on you
That's why they call me a n00b
'Cause I'm the man at the end when they see me
They say oooooh
Chorus
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How would you like that?
Any more suggestions?
Comments
Men in Green (Will Smith - Men in Black)
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Chorus:
Here come the Men In Green
It's the TSAs, uh, here come the TSAs
Here come the Men In Green, Men In Green
They won't let you respawm, yeah.
Nah nah nah.
The good guys dress in Green, remember me.
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact.
The title held by ya, TSA,
means what you think youd saw, you did not see.
So don't blink be what was there is now gone.
The green suits with the small Jrtpacks on.
Walk in shadow, move in silence,
guard against extra-terrestrial violence.
But yo we ain't on no government list,
we straight don't exist - no names and no fingerprints.
Saw somethin' strange, watch your back,
cause you never quite now where the TSAs is at.
Uh, eh.
Chorus
Aha, aha,
now, from the deepest of the darkest night,
on the horizon, Jetpackers enter sight tight.
Gorges zoom, on their impending doom,
but then like BOOM Gre-nades fill the room up.
With the quickness, talk with the witnesses.
Hypnotizer, neuralizer.
Vivid memories turn to fantasies,
ain't no TSAs, can I phase.
Do what we say, that's the way we kick it
D'ya know what I mean,
I see my noisy cricket get wicked on ya.
We're your first, last and only line of defense
against the worst scum of the universe.
So don't fear us, cheer us,
if you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're fearless.
TSAs freezin' up all of ya.
What's that stand for? Men In Green.
Uh, eh.
The Men In Green.
The Men In Green.
Let me see ya just leaping to me,
just leaping me,
just leaping at me.
Come on, let me see ya just Blinking me,
just blinking me,
just Blink to me.
Come on, let me see ya take a charge with me,
just charge at me,
Try charge at me,
Come on, and make your bite work.
Now freeze.
Ohhhhhoh
Here come the Men In Green, Men In Green,
galaxy defenders. Ohh, Ooohh
Here come the Men In Green, Men In Green,
they wont let you respawm, yeah. Oh nohh.
Alright check it,
let me tell you this in closing,
I know we might seem imposing,
but trust me if we ever show in your section.
We`re owning, Na-tu-ral Selection.
Cause we see things that you need not see,
and we be places that you need not be.
So go on with your life,
forget that Roswell crap.
Show love to the black suit, cause
that's the men in...
that's the men in...
Chorus
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Hi you Gorgie
Hi There
Wanha have Res for that hive?
Oh yeah
Here-ya get
Chorus:
I´m a little Gorge, in a Gorgie world
Make Invested, it´s fantastic.
Towers make you fear, Pla-cing them everywhere.
Investigation, that is my creation.
Come on Gorgie, let´s go pordy!
Chorus
I´m a green bimbo goorge, in a dangerous world,
Heal you up, make it tight, I´m your darling.
You`re so droll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing,
Heal me here, Place stuff there, hanky panky.
I can Spit, I can we-eb, If you say "I´m always
yours"
uu-oohuh..
Chorus
Come on Gorgie, let´s go pordy!
(4 times)
Make me walk, make me Skulk, do whatever you please,
I can act like a N00b, I can place you some Res.
Come jump on, be my friend, let us do it again,
hit them down, jump around, let´s go party
You can spit, you can we-eb, if you say: "I´m always
yours"
You can spit, you can we-eb, if you say: "I´m always
yours"
Come on Gorgie, let´s go pordy!
(4 times)
2x Chorus
Come on Gorgie, let´s go pordy!
(4 times)
Oh, I´m having so much fun!
Well Gorgie, we just getting started.
Oh, I love you Fade.
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Lets go Fade (Jennifer Lopez - Lets Get Loud)
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Let's go Fade, let's go Fade
Turn the Speakers up, let's do it
C'mon people let's go Fade
Let's go Fade
Turn the Speakers up cause we are late.
Let's go Fade, let's go Fade
Ain't nobody gotta tell ya
What you gotta do
If you wanna play the game
Play it all the way and don't waste it
Every jumping' every bite
Can be so very sweet you gotta taste it
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say
Life's a party, make it hot
Straving don't ever stop whatever rhythm
Every minute, every day
Take them all the way you gotta slay 'em ('cause I'm going to play my game)
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say
CHORUS
Let's go Fade, let's go Fade
Turn the Speakers up cause we are late
Let's go Fade, let's go Fade
Ain't nobody gotta tell ya
What you gotta do
BREAK
This is meant to be big fun
You're not hurting anyone
Nobody loses
Let Redempt. make you free
Be what you wanna be
Make no excuses
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say
CHORUS (2x)
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Get that Hive (Michael Jackson - Heal the world)
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In This map
And I Know That It Is ours
And This Place
Could Be Much Brighter Than Tomorrow
And If You
Really Try
You'll Find There you need To cry
In This Place You'll Feel There's much Hurt and Sorrow
There Are
Ways To Get There
If You Care Enough For The Winning
Take that Little Space
Make it our Place...
Chorus:
Get the Hive
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are
People Dying
If You Care Enough For The Living
Make A Better Place For You And For Me
If You Want To Know Why
There's A Comm That
Cannot Lie
Fade Is Strong
It Only Cares For
Joyful Killing
If We Try
We Shall See
In This Bliss We Cannot Feel
Fear Or Dread
We Stop Existing And Start Living
Then It Feels That Always
Ressources Enough For Us Growing
So Make A Better World
Make A Better World...
Chorus
And The Game We Were
Conceived In
Will Reveal A Joyful Face
And The World We
Once Believed In
Will Shine Again In Grace
Then Why Do We Keep
Strangling Life
Wound This Skulk
Crucify Its Soul
Though It's Plain To See
This Map Is Heavenly
Be Comms Fav.
We Could Fly So High
Let Our Jetpacks Never Die
In My Gun
I Feel You Are All My Brothers
Create A World
With No Fear
Together We Cry Happy Tears
See The Khara
Turn Their theeth Into Plowshares
We Could Really Get There
If You Cared Enough For The Living
Make A Little Space
To Make A Better Place...
3x Chorus
There Are
People Dying
If You Care Enough For The Living
Take A Better Place For You And For Me
There Are
People Dying
If You Care Enough For The Living
Take A Better Place For You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
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Im doing all this while searching for leaks...
So finding the leaks is the real waste of time.
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I hope Fangs is reading this <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Yesterday, all the skulks seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, I'm not half the marine I used to be,
There's a skulk hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.
Why it had to go I don't know, it wouldn't say.
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday, ns was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
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and 404notfound's version
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Cargo Bay, all the skulks seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I just lost Cargo Bay.
Suddenly, I'm not half the marine I used to be,
There's a skulk comping straight through me.
Oh, Cargo Bay skulked suddenly.
Why it had to go I don't know, it wouldn't say.
I shot something wrong, now I long for Cargo Bay.
Yesterday, NS was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to "fade" away.
Oh, I believe in Cargo Bay.
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and my remake!
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Cargo Bay, all the kharaa seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I believe in Cargo bay.
Suddenly, I'm not half the marine I used to be,
There's a skulk hanging over me.
Oh, Cargo Bay i lost suddenly.
Why it had to go I don't know, it wouldn't say.
I shot something wrong, now I long for Cargo Bay.
Yesterday, NS was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to camp away.
Oh, I believe in Cargo Bay.
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i want that too!!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
thats so awsome!
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I make BOTH voices, the female voice is my "head voice" wich can be a few octaves higher.
Now my <a href='http://www.df5jz.de/Ollj/Aquahive_-_Im_a_little_Gorge.mp3' target='_blank'>third try</a>, more a Test if its realizerable, now my voice is a little exhausted, im tired and a 4th try wont sound better tonight...
This damn Ugly beta wont be online for long! Ill try again tomorrow IF you can stand this...
Not too bad, few bugs to work out... try to get a reverb or something. Right now it just sounds very flat.
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I can still remember how the Kharaa used to lose a lot.
Well everyone was really new
None of the aliens had a clue
And all our poor lil' gorgies all got shot.
But our teeth have grown, our claws have lengthened
Our l33t m3l33z0r 5killz have strengthened.
Commanders used to own us,
Now we all are Onos.
I can't remember if they cried
When we rent their portals side to side.
So ask an Onos for a ride
Because we're kicking a***.
So bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
Do you believe that you'll survive
And do you believe you've secured the hive
If the Commander tells you so?
Do you believe that HMGs
Will save you from such claws as these?
Well if you do, then you must be real slow.
Well it seems your chances are quite slim
'Cause we all know your commander's dim,
A newbie, or on booze,
And so you're going to lose!
You cannot aim, I don't know why,
So don't get shotguns, don't even try.
Just kiss your armoured a*** goodbye.
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
Now the newbies think they're gonna own
As soon as they spawn and leave their home
Armed with those puny LMGs.
Their commander's yelling "Get back to base!
"There are skulks around all over the place
"Eating my new chair and IPs!"
Oh, and while the newbies scamper 'round
The skulks arrive and cut them down.
You'd think they would have learned.
No resource points were earned.
And while they're waiting to respawn
Only then it starts to dawn
That there's no way they could have won
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
"Welder! Welder! I need a welder!
"To close the skulk-vent you need to weld 'er.
"Would someone please cover me?
"Oh what the f***? A parasite?
"S***! Comm, I have four skulks in sight!
"And I've only got this stupid LMG!"
Now this Half-Life mod, it pwn0r j00
And it pwns CS and Starcraft too!
With three hives, "Now we donce."
Marines don't have a chonce!
'Cause the spore clouds dift accross the field
And one by one, they start to yield
Trapped in a cage of Umbra shield
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
Oh, and there we were, all in their base
On a station deep in space
Trying to get the game to end.
So come on, Skulk be nimble, Skulk be quick
Use Leap, 'cause it's a useful trick
It helps for dodging turret fire, my friend.
Oh the match wore on well past an age
Hours and hours of ns_caged.
Although some chambers fell
Attacks were all repelled
And as game drew on into the night
Marines, they lost their will to fight
'Cause of Onos, chuckling with delight.
Oh yeah. We're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
I met a gorge on a team of n00bs
And he said "Do you think we're gonna lose?"
But I just grinned and skulked away.
I knocked on the commander's door
Where I'd heard some turrets, years before
But the man there said his soldiers wouldn't play.
On ns_bast the newbies screamed
The Onos owned, the marines got reamed
But not a word was spoken
Our voicecoms all were broken.
To the devs that I admire most
Well Flayra, you've earned the right to boast.
This is the mod I play the most
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
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