Peek-a-boo Lerk
relsan
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3720Members, Constellation
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3720Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Now you see it! Now you don't!</div> Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
The edgy marines must kill the lerk!
Commander pleads, "GET BACK TO WORK!"
Abandoning every captured hive
They all must see the lerk's demise.
Six steady barrels trained on the vent.
They all want to know where the pesky lerk went.
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
Skulks are munching on all the RTs.
Commander pleads, "GET BACK TO WORK! PLEASE!!"
The resources dwindle from hundreds to four,
And none of the phase gates work anymore.
Outside the start there's chambers in stacks!
ALERT! ALERT! BASE UNDER ATTACK!!!
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
Voicecomm barks with requests for a siege
But the commander has logged out to pray on his knees.
The headstrong marines still want that lerk dead.
But out of the vent pops fades instead.
The marine start becomes a scene of gore.
Some fight bravely while others F4.
The End.
I put this in General Discussion because it pertains to both Kharaa and Frontiersman strategy. Aliens should do it but marines should be smarter than this. I see this still happen on servers and it has cost the marines many a game. It's funny how a one player can change the game around by doing hardly anything. Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
The edgy marines must kill the lerk!
Commander pleads, "GET BACK TO WORK!"
Abandoning every captured hive
They all must see the lerk's demise.
Six steady barrels trained on the vent.
They all want to know where the pesky lerk went.
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
Skulks are munching on all the RTs.
Commander pleads, "GET BACK TO WORK! PLEASE!!"
The resources dwindle from hundreds to four,
And none of the phase gates work anymore.
Outside the start there's chambers in stacks!
ALERT! ALERT! BASE UNDER ATTACK!!!
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Now you see it! Now you don't!
Voicecomm barks with requests for a siege
But the commander has logged out to pray on his knees.
The headstrong marines still want that lerk dead.
But out of the vent pops fades instead.
The marine start becomes a scene of gore.
Some fight bravely while others F4.
The End.
I put this in General Discussion because it pertains to both Kharaa and Frontiersman strategy. Aliens should do it but marines should be smarter than this. I see this still happen on servers and it has cost the marines many a game. It's funny how a one player can change the game around by doing hardly anything. Peek-a-boo!
Comments
Yes I often sit in the vent keeping at least 3 marines off my team.
And every time I'm there thinking; 'how can these marines be so stupid'
Sometimes I go gorge just a sec to build def tower in there, then
it's pretty much impossible to shoot anyone out of that vent.
If the comm then builds a base without thinking of that vent
a lone lerk can almost take out the entire marine base.
fan fiction?
artwork?
no its good here.
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That sounds painful. I'm very sorry <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
But Venmoch has a way to deal with said Lerk!
It's called "mark the vent with your flashlight and PISTOL!!! So then when Mr Lerk pops his head to say Hi, give him about 6 rounds." Then everyone can get back to their work! (The flashlight allows you to see Mr Lerk accurately.
But very well done, someone give this guy a (Do we have this we have fade/Onos/and Skulk) <b>Lerk Of The Week!</b>
WE NEED MORE SMILIES.
We need every singe unit, fades, hives, all buildings, etc.