Annoying Pets

ZerglingZergling Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 9977Members
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I have a cat who just loves to paw the keyboard and stand in front of the computer monitor. It's really a pain and made me quite angry today (motivation for post). I thought others might want to share stories about their oh so loveable but damned annoying animals. This cat likes to sit on my tummy and paw my eyeballs while i'm trying to watch the tube.
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    All my dogs done is bark when I was playing Resident Evil on my Gamecube.

    Yes I did jump. (Da*n the atmosphere!)
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Hmm...sometimes if I have my kitten in my lap, she climbs onto my keyboard and sets off some keys...that's about it. Dogs bark sometimes, but that's understandable. But when I'm asleep...one of my cats makes me wanna smack him. He does that headbutt thing, but when he purrs, his nose becomes really wet...now imagine his nose ramming into your eye/cheek/lip. Not enjoyable. >_<
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Everyone seems to think my cat is "cute"
    They haven't seen the damage it can do!
    Take alook at this pic, she's waiting to pounce
    and bites my feet when i'm trying to sleep. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->


    <a href='http://homepage.ntlworld.com/pete.taylor2/images/poppyagain.jpg' target='_blank'>http://homepage.ntlworld.com/pete.taylor2/.../poppyagain.jpg</a>
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    Cats are the <b>best.</b> Any dog that's not taller than a foot (.4 m) and is named "Fifi" should not exist. In fact, any dog that small shouldn't be a pet. They're so annoying. They don't start barking. At least cats don't make noise...

    Btw your cat is super cute and if it pounces on you and does bad things to you it's your fault buddy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Cats are the best. Any dog that's not taller than a foot (.4 m) and is named "Fifi" should not exist. In fact, any dog that small shouldn't be a pet. They're so annoying. They don't start barking. At least cats don't make noise...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->but they pee all over the place <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • FlatlineUTDFlatlineUTD Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7695Members
    edited February 2003
    Here's my dog. I don't live at home anymore, so she doesn't annoy me at all. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I also hate cats with a passion. I've never met a nice cat before. They all just come up and attack me no matter what I do. Dogs, on the other hand, are great. They're playful, easy to train, and are empathetic, which is cool.

    <img src='http://www.druhkram.com/cassie.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
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  • TikiTorchBobTikiTorchBob Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8527Members
    AWWWWWW, so cute <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Oooh, such a cute kitty.

    I love cats. My friend has 2, and one of them sits on the keyboard whenever you play Battlefield 1942.
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dirty Harry Potter+Feb 3 2003, 09:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dirty Harry Potter @ Feb 3 2003, 09:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Cats are the best. Any dog that's not taller than a foot (.4 m) and is named "Fifi" should not exist. In fact, any dog that small shouldn't be a pet. They're so annoying. They don't start barking. At least cats don't make noise...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->but they pee all over the place <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    no!

    cats dig holes in the ground when they have to go. unlike a different popular species of pet.
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Windelkron+Feb 3 2003, 09:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Windelkron @ Feb 3 2003, 09:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Cats are the <b>best.</b> Any dog that's not taller than a foot (.4 m) and is named "Fifi" should not exist. In fact, any dog that small shouldn't be a pet. They're so annoying. They don't start barking. At least cats don't make noise...

    Btw your cat is super cute and if it pounces on you and does bad things to you it's your fault buddy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    See thats the thing, you've been lured into a false sense of security
    and are now on my cats "To pounce on" list <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    I have a cat that constantly thinks that laying on the keyboard and clawing my leg when I don't pet him is fun...I also have to get him off the kitchen counter.
    -Bleh, some cats are good, some are bad, some are just EVIL.
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  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->QUOTE (Dirty Harry Potter @ Feb 3 2003, 09:18 PM)
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    Cats are the best. Any dog that's not taller than a foot (.4 m) and is named "Fifi" should not exist. In fact, any dog that small shouldn't be a pet. They're so annoying. They don't start barking. At least cats don't make noise...
    but they pee all over the place 

    no!

    cats dig holes in the ground when they have to go. unlike a different popular species of pet. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yea i know, cats stick to as few peeing places as possible, but a guy i knew once had some kittens,(3-4 i think) they had a passion of peeing on his chairs, and thus i say cats pee all over the place.

    i don't hate pets, i just don't want to take care of them.
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  • FlatlineUTDFlatlineUTD Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7695Members
    I'd like to quote a headline from The Onion:

    "Like boxes of **** in your house? Get a cat!"
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I like cats, becuase dogs like to bite me for no reason. True.

    Besides, if you have a cat that's fat enough, it automatically becomes funny. And not just the smell.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Flatline, your dog looks a lot like my dog that I used to have (had to have him put to sleep about 2 years ago) :(
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  • mojojojomojojojo Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2017Members
    Heh, my housemates dog barney is a top dog. He's like a cat but more needy, and with a significantly smaller portion of evil.

    On Fireworks night I was playing Natural Selection, and barney was being all needy because he was scared of the fireworks. I finally decided that I should really give him some more attention (at the end of the round), turned around and found that he'd left me a couple of presents on the carpet.

    But apart from that one time, he's great. Sleeps all the time unless you play with him, when he goes insane trying to chase a rope bone.
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